Bacon Express

@mikistroz was kind enough to scan the article mentioned here and provide a translation! Which is very nice of them! I’ve cropped it down to just the relevant bit:

It Runs Doom! This is the title of a blog that catalogs all of the devices that are capable of running Doom, and fans create convertions of the id’s classic title for. And ports for platforms like the ZX Spectrum and NES are cool and creative, but the best ones are made for things that weren’t made to play games on. Doom was played on an e-book reader, a LED Billboard, smartwatch, Canon Pixma printer, Kodak camera, thin MacBook Pro Touchbar, Optimus Maximum keyboard button, screen in a plane seat, calculator and a thermostat. My favourite port is on Porsche 911 - the steering wheel is used to control the character and you change weapons using gears. You can see all of these crazy convertions and many, many more under the address itrunsdoom.tumblr.com.

This Is An Internet Article About How Arnold From ‘Hey Arnold!’ Would Be A Republican And There’s Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me

All right, listen up, idiots. This is an internet article about how Arnold from the ’90s Nickelodeon cartoon Hey Arnold! would be a Republican. You may not like it, but quite frankly, you’re utterly powerless to do anything about it. So just sit down and be quiet, because the fact of the matter is that Arnold would be a Republican, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me from saying that.