祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Janaina Medeiros
ojovivo
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane
#extradirty
hello vonnie
blake kathryn
DEAR READER
Sade Olutola
if i look back, i am lost
Keni
wallacepolsom
ellievsbear
cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
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[Married couple]
2am. Damian is sitting in the office at the computer, sorting through the materials of a complex case.
Marinette enters the room.
Marinette: I'm a married woman!
Marinette: I don't have to, I don't want to and I won't sleep alone!
[Takes Alfred the cat and leaves]
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[Established relationship, Aged up]
Damian: Marinette is mad at me and I don't understand why
Damian: This is what happened
[flashback]
Marinette [in front of the mirror]: Do I have a big butt?
Damian [dreamy]: Actually yes
Marinette [angrily]: Really?!!
Damian [seeing her reaction, tries to sweeten it]: But you have small breasts…
[end of flashback]
Damian: Who can understand these women?..
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[just started dating after being enemies]
Robin [hugs Ladybug from behind]: I will never leave you.
Ladybug: I thought we agreed not to threaten each other…
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NEW CHAPTER TOMORROW Behind enemy lines
#DC #MiraculousLadybug #Daminette
Robin [pissed off during an argument]: You blow my brains out!
Ladybug [skeptically]: What kind of expression is this?!
Ladybug: Just say: "Dear Ladybug, I do not have enough arguments to fend off your brilliant arguments"!
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NEW CHAPTER TODAY Behind Enemy Lines
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[private messages]
Marinette: I don't care about your plans
Marinette: In 5 years I'm marrying you!
Damian: I don't care about YOUR plans
Damian: You will marry me in a year
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Marinette: A very dumb situation.
Marinette: I found an ad for an ax on eBay.
Marinette: And now I understand that I have to call a complete stranger and arrange a meeting where I will come with money, and he will come with an ax.
Damian: Let me see.
[Damian looks at the profile and sees the familiar red helmet]
Damian: You don't have to worry about him.
Damian [casually]: He only pretends to be a ruthless killer.
Damian: In fact, at heart he is a softy.
[Marinette looks at him in shock. Silent scene. Curtain]
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[after another lecture by Robin on how to live and what she does wrong]
Ladybug: You are probably the type who would eat the enemy's heart to gain his strength.
Ladybug: But I must disappoint you.
Ladybug: From the fact that you eat my brains, yours will not increase.
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Damian, on the phone with Marinette: He’s in the kitchen again…
Tim, reading a recipe: “Beat three eggs.” At what? Hand to hand combat?
Marinette: GET. HIM. OUT.
#OnlyInGotham #DC #MiraculousLadybug
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Trans kids deserve access to gender affirming healthcare.
‘Art by Liberal Jane
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What do you think of trans women? Personally as a trans woman I think there are no words in the english language to describe how amazing we are
I think you're great and trans women are always the best at choosing names??? I met a trans woman once whose name was Aphrodite. Straight up. Killer name if you ask me
More details about Aphrodite: I met her and her girlfriend in line for an LGBT club the Christmas before the pandemic. She was so stunning. She was tall, her bone structure was like that of a Greek statue, and she had this gorgeous long curly hair that just looked so healthy and shiny. I've never seen healthier looking hair in my life. Her makeup was subtle but unmistakably glittery. She approached me to tell me that my eyeshadow was gorgeous and asked me where I got it. Inside the club she then told me I was the most beautiful woman on earth and vanished into the night.
I don’t think you just met a trans woman I think you met the actual fucking Aphrodite
And I will never forget her.
This means Aphrodite is a trans woman
She's Latina too since I'm Brazilian and this happened near my hometown!
Aphrodite also spoke just.. so calmly. Like she knew without a shadow of a doubt that eventually everything was gonna be ok. She gave me a feeling of peace.
When she told me I was beautiful she didn't just go "OMG YOU'RE SO PRETTY". Instead, she approched me at the bar inside the club, looked at me for a few seconds, smiled fondly, twirled a piece of my hair not flirtatiously, but like a grandmother who hasn't seen their grandchild in ages, and said to me in Portuguese "você é linda de parar o coração" (aka, "you're beautiful enough to stop a heartbeat"), gave me another smile, and then disappeared- never to be seen again.
No you literally met Aphrodite
APHRODITEEEEE
Eeeeeeeee
Also does that mean Aphrodite is at least somewhat gay-?
Damn u met her didn't you?
Yes she's trans and a little gay
That is definitely Aphrodite. There's no way that is NOT Aphrodite.
APHRODITE IS TRANS AND A WLW
Definitely (That is supposed to be a good thing, don't take it the wrong way or anything)
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It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
Damn bruh I feel ya. The feeling's mutual
oh, crime confession time? this isnt illegal, but it is very funny and my family hates me for it. context: my brother is 20, in the army, and has an 18 year old wife fresh out of high school, because he wanted an apartment and more benefits because army wife shit. he is a trump supporter. i am also 18, and a lesbian. bro gets booted from the army cause of asthma, divorces his wife, and moves back to florida. i made friends with his wife. i slept with his wife. anyway his wife is my wife now lol
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POWER MOVE
“POWER MOVE” IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT
Fuckin amazing
We stan a legend
Hell yes we do
cant b a wizard if ur bi. if ur bi ur a bizard
i was about to delete this until i read the last part and started nodding
If you’re a homophobe, you’re a hazard :)
I agree
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ugh i was this close to crying during the class just everything inside just being like “hello imma burst out bc of this very pathetic reason in the middle of a class u have to have ur video on for”
Are you okay?
Am I okay? *humorless chuckle* oh yeah totally.
It's just that...for a more than full day (like 9-10hrs) I practiced and reviewed and practiced for a test to get into a math course high schoolers, fucking 14-15 yo ppl, are doing. (i am 11, turning 12 in a month). And after all of this, i got in. I was so fucking happy. and my dad had to ruin it by literally saying "well it's not like you listen to me anyway. You don't even want to study with me." I dont get it. It has no fucking connection. I did get in and he just doesn't wanna fucking believe I was able to get in without his help.
that's one.
two. I had a math end of grade test yesterday. I had a Hindi Classical Music Singing class today, which is every Thursday.
The teacher was calling on individual ppl (there’s only 6 of us) to answer a question. My mom was out and the sheet the ppl were referring to was on her phone. She asked me why i didn't print the sheet out. And i told her i was busy studying for the math EOG, which was true. I’ve said it, it’s true. But no she didn’t believe me. And so I had to refer to my horrible memory from a fucking week ago.
Oh and now, my fucking printer is out of black ink so I cant print the sheet out until my dad comes home and he's so fucking difficult i dont even want to start.
I-
I am so sorry to hear that.
Just in case you needed to hear it, you are an amazing student and super smart and responsible. You've done so well and I know you can keep up the good work because you're just that amazing. Good job.
Thank you 😊🥰
Girl, you ain't the only one. Remember, so was I. AND IT WAS WORTH IT
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