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Today, I will teach you about the term "Chammak challo"

Have you heard the famous bollywood song "chammak challo"? Yeah the one with Shah Rukh Khan. (Akon sang it, Tamil and hindi part was by Hamsika Iyer)

The meaning of the word according to google is that

'Chammak' is a slang word for a 'shiny chic' (Hot girl basically)

In another terms 'Chammak challo' means

A hot chic who makes a jingling sound with her jewels. If someone asks you "wanna be my chammak challo"... Own it girl.

(The scenario is like I'm kidnapped by a dude and in this case I'm not running nor trying to escape... I just talk him out of it)

It goes like...

Me: Dude, you wanna kill me? Just do it then. Don't drag it like a Netflix drama

Dude: *confused*

Me: You know..Life hasn't always been fair to me... At least my death could be.

Dude: *still confused*

Me: Just don't use gun or knife tho. It hurts. Gimme a poison... A better tasting one

Dude: What the-?

Me: Life is a meaningless shit broo

Dude: You're just 16!

Me: But I am certainly wiser than you in the ways of the life, Young man.

Dude: cmon you must be kidding

Me: Ah. I wish I was *dramatic sigh*

It all started when I was born...

*Proceeds to tell philosophical things about life*

Dude: *listening curiously*

Me: *inserts some psychologically proven facts*

Dude: *Le gasp*

Me: that's all you have to know about this timeless thing that human beings have stuck into for many years.

Dude: Damn-

Me: So... The poison?

Dude: Yes I'm on it.

Dude: *brings two glasses*

Me: Why two?

Dude: *Pours in the poison*.... To death!