Risk It Ryan

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

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don't unfollow me for posting Jafar armpit hair. I'm sorry

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Nothing is funnier to me than ppl with rly wild jobs still just being people and having long tired mornings like everyone else. Just heard a doctor in the lab say “I have to go do some cloning” with the same level of enthusiasm I use to say I’m gonna do the dishes.

There is a fairly long and tiled hallway in my parents house that has good acoustics. For the last hour or so my cat has been sitting at one end of this hallway and meowing loud as fuck. She doesn't seem to be in any distress, I think she just enjoys the sound of her echo.

I love ruined castles so much we should build a bunch of castles for no reason and then hit them with hammers to ruin them up a bit. Put a chest with a rusty shortsword in a few. For hikers to enjoy

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture