plumbers!

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

Could they be sex-trafficking the hostages (no, I will not call them "detainees") and threatening to kill them if they told anyone, using Renee Good and Alex Pretti as examples of how easily they can kill people and still be seen as the good guys? I don't know if they're doing that, but they're definitely the type who would, and if they did no one would stop them. Also, some of the hostages are very young girls who became pregnant, and they don't seem to have an explanation for that.

michael what the fuck.

Wet House.

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes