plumbers!

the "jan" in janitor is the same "jan" in "janus" and "january": it originally referred to a doorkeeper!

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

I really don't like how "hell yes" "Hell yeah" and especially "heck yes" and "heck yeah" sound. They just. It's not good. It has no prosody. It's awkward. And it doesn't even really make sense. It's okay if you have like. A surfer accent. Or if you are some sort of extreme sportsman more generally. But not for us effeminate computer touchers...

[image: a small orange cat sleeping outside on the ground beneath a fir tree. white text around the cat reads "sleep well knowing your purpose is to simply be".]

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

i have to what

turns out the creator yugioh the abridged series, littlekuriboh, goes by she/her now. trans women make literally everything on the internet

parents are allowed to straight-up torture their kids with zero consequences. they can withhold food and water, lock you out of shelter, confiscate your belongings, bar you from human contact, attack and harm you and exert complete control over your physical appearance. and this is just the norm. if you speak out against it you're seen as a delinquent or a predator. even otherwise progressive people get uncomfortable with the idea of dismantling the nuclear family unit because they still see it as the best way to keep kids safe when that simply couldn't be further from the truth. it's evil.

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

It’s crazy that most people don’t realize alcohol is one of the only drugs that has fatal withdrawal like the prevalence of people thinking the answer is to dump people’s liquor into the sink to “help” them is insane