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THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

This is the only kind of 3D I can appreciate without a massive headache and extremely strained eyes, so to whomever made this, thank you

The opposing team helped him score omg 😭

I’M NOT CRYING YOU ARE

dont give children’s coloring books to college students

In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder weapon was gone. I aspire to be that woman.

OMG LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER. I HAVE THAT NOW :D

Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

when did sleeping become the most and least important thing in my life 

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

important

shout this loud.

imma need u to lower standards so i can date u

how do i get abs without doing anything

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

Water is tasteless, yet it tastes so good.