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You lift Weights. I lift Greasy Fast Food bags. You can Run For Miles. I can barely Waddle to the fridge. You have Abs. I have a Growing Gut. You Drink Protein Shakes. I Devour Donuts. You Burn Calories. I Collect Them. Your body Chiseled. Mine? Stuffed,Soft, & Jiggly.

When you come home from the gym Sweaty & Hard with a bag of Fast Food….I’ll be waiting on the couch for you, Belly Full, Lips Sticky, Thighs Wide Open for Daddy. Your reward for all that hard work. Your own Spoiled, Swollen Princess you built with Pampering & Dessert .

You crave Discipline. I crave Decadence. You Build Muscle. I Gain Fat. We’re not the same. But somehow, we go Perfect together. 🐷💪🏻

Opposites attract, right?