another sideblog

sanji redraw of this scene:

And sometimes I’m like “I think Sabo’s allergic to cherries. If he eats them his cheeks swell up and he looks real funny.”

Kuma: Catholic. Not internally or externally slutty. Regularly sends sluts he doesn’t like flying off into the distance

Blackbeard: contrary to what this image may suggest, not that slutty. Just a bad dude. Hate him

Moria: just look at him. Not that those shaped like gourds can’t be slutty, but he isn’t. Only ranks higher than blackbeard by virtue of having slutty friends

Buggy: part of his title is “the clown.” Still not in slutty territory, but very divorced

Crocodile: it saddens me to say this but with him we have reached the sluts. He is not particularly slutty, but far and away sluttier than the first four

Jinbei: do i want to think about jinbei’s sluttiness? No, but the truth must be said, he can get it

Hancock: very externally slutty, not very internally slutty. Does not rank higher due to her attraction to Luffy, a sexless being

Law: higher internal sluttiness than one would expect. Wish I could find the pic of him in wano with his dick hanging out.

Mihawk: extraordinarily slutty. Walks around in tight pants and a cape. Not true catholic—only in it for the aesthetic, which in fact raises his sluttiness