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saying “i wouldn’t be a good parent” is a morally neutral statement and i’m sick of whenever i say it people replying “noo no you’d be a GREAT mother i know you would!!!” like… no! being a good parent requires a certain set of skills and traits and i know that i don’t have them and that’s a good thing!!! i think people should figure out if they would be good parents BEFORE having kids and maybe we’d have less shitty parents in the world! fuck!

FUCKING THANK YOU I KNOW I would not be a good parent! I'm not embarrassed by this. I don't feel bad at all. I just wouldn't be a good parent for a multitude of reasons, many of which I'm not intending on changing either because they don't matter in my intentionally childfree life!

entering my florence + the machine era

i am chronically online but not in a way that others recognise unless they are also an active tumblr user in the year 2023 🫡

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

I like to hear their interpretations of the persona that I’ve shown them

teenage girls in the 60s who wanted to fuck the beatles are the real fans and 50 to 60 year old dads who are beatles fans today are posers. this is obvious

aziraphale is gonna turn into such a massive bitch in heaven because the coffee is gonna suck and he's going to want to do things the human way and all the angels will be like "what are you doing we have powers for that" and he'll be like "but I like doing it this way" and then he'll get peer pressured into not doing it this way and he'll keep throwing huge hissy fits and be like "oh if only I had someone to complain to" and then everyone will be like "how's the second coming of Christ coming along?" and he'll be like "oh fine fine" when in actuality he's spying on crowley bawling his eyes out to fleetwood mac in a tesco parking lot on a company monitor like a pervert

good omens 2 is like being given a box of six powdered sugar donuts but the last one isn’t powdered sugar, surprise it’s cocaine