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I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

she suck me in ways that some are describing as 'orwellian' or 'jesus christ dude go to the hospital'

i just realised i messed up i meant to say 'lovecraftian' she's not sucking me surveillance state style she's sucking me scary incomprehensible horror style she's doing horrible things to my penis be scared

wizard college midterms they handed me a death lantern I said what the fuck am I supposed to do with this they said whatever comes natural

I said that's stupid and left and they gave me a B+. By what fucking metric

I really need to eat a guy [remembers how this website gets about cannibalism] in a distinctly non-erotic manner [remembers to fight back against the stigmatization of sexuality] but my cock's rock hard for other reasons.

i’ve spent a good 1/3rd of my life alone in my bedroom