Aerucaury + I

i just really don’t think food should be this expensive

"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

we're 10 days away from the anniversary of this post breaking my blog, so reblogs are back on! maybe I can get a new blocklist out of this

The devil and angel on my shoulders have unionized and by that I both mean “workplace” and “relationship”

Its raining just like in Animal Crossing for GameCube

Forget about fancy dates, i wanna flirt with you in kitchen while cooking for you

maaaaan how come i can never get videos like this on my tiktok? a most excellent thesis. also, i am in love with the word “eggcorn” now

i LOVE this guy. he comes up on my feec|s from time to time, anc| he explains stuff not only through etymological terms, but also cultural! very ec|ucational content! can't believe some people put quotes arounc| ec|ucator when talking about him tho that's fuckin c|isrespectful

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other on Tumblr

We all have that one friend who low-key will look nice on the cross

“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.