I’m trying to figure out what horrible sequence of events lead us to Rhys’s Look and this is what I’ve come up with:
He thought he needed a new look but was tragically incorrect. RIP asymmetrical pinstripes
He doesn’t usually dress like that it’s just that he fell asleep at his desk for the third night in a row. He just has really fast-growing lip hair
He decided he needed to look more “pandoran” and only had Felix and August as references for men’s fashion
He was tired of getting mugged for looking slick so he downgraded his look
He knew he was making everyone around him look worse by comparison so he made the ultimate sacrifice
He finally has the ability to wear comfy clothes for once because on pandora wearing a shirt counts as business casual
He admitted to himself that wearing a black three piece suit on a barren desert planet wasn’t the most practical choice
He is hiding from all the people who know he crashed Helios, killing thousands of people. He thinks the mustache throws the Hyperions off the scent and he is correct.
He got jealous of Vaughn’s killer beard. His whole facial hair situation is a work in progress
He’s full of spite and stupidity and remembers that Jack hates facial hair. He’s wearing mushroom-patterned underoos
He got sick of people referring to him as “The Twinkiest CEO Currently Alive”
He was tired of looking in the mirror with the high cheekbones and the yellow eye and seeing Jack
His fashion sense is canonically /pretty bad/
Sometimes you have a mid life crisis at the age of 27 after being whisked away in an alien Vault and that’s okay
