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I screamed. Im ugly laughing. I sound like a grandfather

I’m never prepared….I can’t

Bruh lmfaoooooo

When I’m reincarnated, I want to come back as a bookstore cat.

image how much better if everyone, adults, teens, younger kids, all got recess. like if everyone got 45 minutes to an hour to just play around outside, do fun things, be “childish” and things

like my post you cowards, imagine it!

the implication that the man with the yellow hat is considered a kind of wizard is really slaughtering me

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

I’m gonna guess that they aren’t normally allowed to sit on the furniture.

we would be so lost without garlic

notice how “girls mature faster” is never stated as a reason why girls should be given more positions of power and authority? It only works to hold girls to greater accountability than boys and to justify men’s attraction to them.

Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.

WHY DID HE THINK THAT WAS HOW GUITARS WORKED

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

MY BROTHER WAS IN THE ROOM WHEN I WATCHED THIS AND ALL HE SAID WAS “I BET HE’S GONNA ELECTROCUTE HIMSELF”

THIS CHEERS ME UP ANY DAY

one time i was drinking lemonade and then took the cup randomly and spilled my drink on the floor next to me before setting the cup down in from of me on the table. i sat there for 10 fucking minutes before realizing that my cup was empty, to which i then got up from my chair to get some more, cause a bitch was thirsty, and my ass slipped