Appreciating Will Solace

imagine being a little kid at chb and seeing percy jackson this handsome warrior with an entire mythology to his name who bargained with the gods and nico di angelo this terrifying legend displaced in time who can summon the dead and thinking they’re both terrifying and untouchable. and then one day you see nico stick his leg out while percy’s walking past and he totally faceplants and then gets back up, steals nico’s mythomagic deck out of his jacket pocket and bolts across the dining pavilion only to be tackled onto the grass by a shadow travelling nico. also they’re sixteen and twenty years old

3 people in a row saying how jason would smell awful thats so funny

"hawaiian shirt covered in blood" is a look

vampire on vacation? assassin whose target has led them to a tropical resort trying to blend in? guy who's just having a really weird day? it vibes whichever way

With the resurgence of Percy Jackson, I'm thinking of making a uquiz about which realistic godly parent you'd get (meaning no option to be fathered by Zeus, Poseiden, or Hades, and an rare option to not be a demigod at all) because I think we all need that.