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“I’m cold. I’m so cold.”

Happy Birthday Fushimi Saruhiko 11/07 

HOMRA

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.

Bonus: Include why they decided to!

“ What are you doing to keep fit then? –You have two healthy legs, just make bigger steps then. “ It was frustrating, dragging a person along that was slower than him. And obviously both didn’t want to be there. It was all Kusanagi-san’s fault. “ We have to be there before next morning by the way. “ Okay, he was going overboard now.

“you don’t have to be fit to be healthy.” she frowned at him. she started to walk again. he did have a point there. “whatever, just don’t be so fast.” she knew arguing wouldn’t get them there any faster. she’d just have to put up with it for a bit longer.

Thunderstorm

Taking her with him was Kusanagi-san’s idea. Not his. Because he knew this would happen. “  Why don’t you just use your legs properly? Do you even know how to walk fast–? “ And he ended up being the mean guy again.

“of course i know how to. i’m not stupid.” she huffed at him. “i just don’t enjoy the activity called running.” she had no clue why she even was being forced to go with him. she could be back at homra’s base sitting and having a drink instead.

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