Jun 10
Let's play 2 truths and a lie!
1) I once wrote up a contract for my cactus to make a deal that it would grow faster. I then remembered a cactus cannot sign it's name
2) I feel like I have a spiritual connection to laptops when they reboot
3) I have a childhood memory that I'm pretty sure I made up in which a cloaked figure enters my bedroom and tells me I'm "the son of god"
@jawnsunappreciatedmoustache @rinpossibly @threepigeonsinasuitcase @literally-lord-montgomery @uvebeenangel-ed @thelizerdwizerd @cheese-pull
3 is the lie?
Nope! Proud to say that I may be Jesus!
Damn
