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some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

it’s always when you open tumblr in public when an 1866 painting of a vagina shows up on your dash

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

sorry i only date to meet each other in every lifetime

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

decided im not going to be a people pleaser anymore if thats okay with you

"cozy game" maybe for YOU. I have spreadsheets