Ringo Gojo

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

okay?

This isn’t about you.  Mind your business

I could watch this all day.

he flipped

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

@scottbaiowulf

a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil

Howdy!

I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before

she’s so literate

Who?

the girl reading this

a “PSA” what the hell kind of playstation is that?

playstation angry

reblog if you’ve been known to tell a joke once in a while

Knock knock

xD that is my favorite one