I Keep My Stuff Here

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

like does anyone else still feel the exact same age they were in march 2020 like 90% of the time

Porn ads are funny. ‘Jerking off all by yourself?’ HELL YEAH I AM. Would love to keep it that way thank you very much

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

we should replace all petty interpersonal drama call-out posts with diss tracks. i dont wanna hear about how much you hate someone unless youre willing to put the effort into writing them a personalized song about it. give it some flair yknow.

Tsundere this, yandere that. I'm a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I've already fucked off. Saw something cool glint on the other side of the continent and I'm on my way to check it out.