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Gay broke sober king 🤴

its good when band names are things that are nice to think about. 'imagine dragons' well i am & its awesome. 'owl city' awww cute. 'barenaked ladies' hell yeah

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me