Wanna Iguana?

That's what I'm saying, that's the world that makes sense. [...] I get so fucking angry. Anything you do, the ones who are really to blame don't get caught. Never.

Shane: In some sort of Austen-esque existence where hjs ill-advised flirtation with a notorious rake goes too far. Scandalised by the intimate use of first names he flees, concerned what society and his goodly parents will think, his reputation at stake. He tries to find a proper marriage prospect but alas his heart is lost to the rake! But he finally follows his heart and invites Ilya into his home too (and accepts first name usage!)

"ahh :/"

[tardis whoosh]

no one: victoria javadi: 👀

A husband doesn't know the name of his child's teacher or what the morning routine is or what the boy was wearing that day.

A question about hiring childcare is deferred to the wife because "thats her area."

A wife comes home late from work after a career-altering meeting to a husband complaining how hard it was to parent their child and to a kitchen absolutely destroyed but no dinner left for her.

A family is the victim of shattering crime and all the online comments cast suspicion at the mother because "why wasn't she there" and "how could she not know."