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i was halfway thru this post when tumblr deleted it WHYYY.

anyway i hope u don’t mind but im reframing this as which rdr2 horse each player would be/or have bc im cowboy brained lately

my accurate and detailed analysis below:

1. jannik sinner

now ur first guess may be that he would be the white arabian bc it’s widely considered the best horse in the game and it spawns alone in the mountainous snowy area of the map and u may be right now that im thinking of it. but ur also WRONG bc he’s actually this one horse that u can only get after its owner dies. it doesn’t have the best stats but its gold and awesome. LOOK AT HIM!

2. carlos alcaraz

red chestnut arabian! one of the fastest horses in the game plus it’s literally the colour of clay. also famously skittish around small animals so probably a liddol bit afraid of da bees :(

3. doesn’t get a horse.

4. felix auger-alliasime

leopard saddle appaloosa! one of the cutest horses and also looks a bit like a beautiful little deer..

5. ben shelton

strawberry roan ardennes bc i associate him with strawberries for some reason. IDR WHY. also strong and sturdy with good stamina

6. alex de minaur

well obviously he gets the silver dapple pinto missouri fox trotter. very fast and rare and beautiful. also the de sinnaur factor of the name may have influenced this decision

7. novak djokovic

unfortunately i have to give him the black arabian aka the GOAT of rdr2 horses. strong fast small and agile with the best stats in the game, but also bc the wiki says they have a ‘fragile temperament’ which is funny to me. get horsed mr djokovic

8. daniil medvedev

i’m giving him the dark bay turkoman bc of their speed and stamina—v well rounded horse except for their impatient temperament. LOL.

9. flavio cobolli

what is a flavio cobolli doing in the top 10!! anyway he gets this specific horse from one specific quest in the game bc of its scary and beautiful blue eyes. that’s all i got

10. taylor fritz

sure what the hell. tiger striped mustang

I have! Unfortunately, nothing has made it to the page yet 😅 Maybe one day!