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@rig-recorder
yess my belly is big and round and full of oil rig au....
could you please maybe do Lafayette... π€€π€€π€€
π³οΈβππ«π’οΈLAFAYETTE IN THE OILπ’οΈπ«π³οΈβπ
SEND ME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OIL RIG AU
he doesnt have REAL oil hair like hamilton (from like 2 decades of oil buildup) he just think it looks cool so he dyes it
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y is ur pfp so much more rendered than everyone elses
Because no one else knows how to take a screenshot, I guess. All of those banners that everyone uses are mine. I made them. I made them for my blog and it's fine its FINE that they all use them but it shows me their lack of talent and originality. π I made the ones for my FRIENDS like @rig-welder and @rig-recorder but the others like @rig-proprietor just TOOK MINE
THANK YOU FOR PIC π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ TS SO TUFF
Idiot
@rig-owner
Rude. At least I know Iβve got the attention of the self-proclaimed king of the oil industry. While youβre here, please direct your attention to my pinned post. We do not like monarchists nor pseudo monarchists. Be less like Sparta and more like Athens, thanks.
Actually, Sparta was warlike, iirc. So⦠uhh⦠that one guy from history⦠uhh⦠Noelen Bonesac⦠i think? is more like Sparta. I'm Rome. (I think @rig-recorder knows which historical figure I'm talking about. That Nolan Boncarte guy was French just like Mr. Laughfayet.)
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MY NAME IS LAFAYETTE.
AND I HATE NAPOLEON BONAPARTE π―π―π―π―
#calcelnapoleon
Your gonna wanna get your camera ready shits about to get real
CAMERA ALWAYS READY π₯π₯π₯ SHIT ALWAYS REAL π―π―π― THE CAMERA NEVER GOES AWAY IT NEVER STOPS FILMING THAT IS HOW YOU GET #CONTENT π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πππͺ
Meowwπβ€οΈπ¨π΅π«΅ mrrp mrrow
THANK YOU RIG CAT π―π―π― I LOVE FRANCE IT IS MY HOME π«π·π«π·
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You may, but this is a one time thing. Must this fail, it will end immediately. Iβm trusting you, son.
-signed, washington
YES, SIR! MAY I HAVE A POSITION OF POWER, SIR? I AM THE ONE WHO HAS ORGANIZED THIS EFFORT TO THIS POINT. SOLDIERS ASSEMBLE! @rig-worker @rig-welder @rig-tailor @rig-recorder THIS RIG IS GONNA RISE UP! WEβRE OUTNUMBERED BUT NOT FOR LONG! IT IS TIME!
CAN I STREAM IT π―π―
WE FINNA BE IN LA PIT π₯π₯
you know, iβve never seen you and that lafayette guy in the same room. and you two look awfully similarβ¦
We very much have been in the same room. Lafayette is my friend. Heβs a pretty chill guy.
We do look very similar, though. I think itβs just a coincidence. @rig-recorder, what do you think?
I DONT THINK WE ARE THE SAME NON π―π―
yall should all play just dance on the rig for that would be fun right
I can see that going very bad very fast. Iβd do it. @rig-avoider @rig-worker @rig-proprietor @rig-welder @rig-practitioner @rig-recorder
WE SHOULD DO IT CAN I STREAM IT
Hey right reporter is there a person on the rig you havenβt kissed (yet)
Yes. All of them. I am faithful to my wife. I see that your phone has autocorrected "rig" to "right" which is quite funny to me. You do realize you are perpetuating accusations that have been started and spread by members of the bourgeoisie, the management class, in an effort to crush my growing union, right? You are going to kill my reputation at this rate, and I am not exactly keen on that. The way you speak demeans my character. Also, there are over one hundred people on this rig. Nobody could kiss so many people. Why don't you ask my great numbers of friends? They'll back me up. @rig-welder @rig-recorder @rig-wife @rig-practitioner
YEAH HAMILTON DOESNT GET GAME HE DOESNT KISS ANYONE (CANT SAY THE SAME FOR ME THO)
HIM AND LAURENS SHOULD KISS THO π₯π₯
5K LIKES AND THEY KISS π―π―
bru ur hair greasier than my forehead after being dunked into a fryer during my night shift at maccas as a joke and gettting burned lollll
It sounds like you need legal representation! You should sue, you could get workers comp for that. And ensure oh no oh no oh no no oh no oh no oh no oh no. οΏΌ
Sorry. Gas leak on the rig. Alarm went off. @rig-avoider @rig-worker @rig-proprietor @rig-practitioner @rig-recorder @rig-welder I hate some of you but I want you to be safe. Please remember to follow procedure next time you were way too disorganized.
MY CAMERA WAS AT RISK I NEED IT TO GET LE BOUTON DE LECTURE DORΓ
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using so many fire emojis near the oil sounds like a safety hazard ://
ALEXANDRE WE KNOW ITS YOU π₯π₯π₯ YOU KNOW FIRE EMOJI GET THE VIEWS π―π―π―
I NEED LE BOUTON DE LECTURE DORΓ πππ
kiss marry kill hamilton lafayette and burr
This shitβs too easy!
β Kiss @rig-recorder because heβs a passionate lover
β Marry @rig-reporter because he could do my taxes
β Kill @rig-worker because
PASSIONATE LOVER OUI π
Happy new year!! ππ Do you have any resolutions for 2026?
Thanks, man! HAPPY NEW YEAR to you! π»
Resolutions? Hmmmβ¦
1) Oil rig union! @rig-reporter #ToTheUnion #ToTheRevolution
2) Gold Play Button from YouTube! @rig-recorder π₯
3) Biological warfare on Charles Lee.
π
BOUTON DE LECTURE DORΓ π₯π₯π₯
stop talking
I donβt think I will do that. At least Burr tries to sound smart about it and tells me to smile more at the same time. Feels like heβs at least complimenting my smile. Saying my smile could convince people. Thatβs sweet, you know? Itβs nice. Youβre just being rude. Iβve said it once and Iβll say it again: one day, and perhaps already, I am more liked than you are. My enemies like me better than your mom likes you.
Your smile only convinces others once you show it. To show it, you have to close your mouth and simply flash your teeth. Doing so prevents talking, so either you talk or smile, Alexander. I know which one we'd all prefer.
Sincerely, Aaron Burr
JESUS CHRISTTT πππ SYBAU
What is a SYBAU? I do not fancy in this internet talk.
Actually, keep it to yourself. It's probably something I would rather not hear.
Signed, Aaron Burr
"I do not fancy in" YOUR GRAMMAR IS BAD π₯π₯π₯ I SPEAK BETTER ENGLISH THAN YOU AND ITS MY SECOND LANGUAGE
do yo' balls hang low π£π£π₯ do they wobble to the flo' π«’ can you tie em in a knot π€¨π₯ can you tie em in a bow π₯π€
I DONT THINK BALLS CAN DO THAT π―π―π― SEE A DOCTOR π₯π₯ OR ASK @rig-practitioner
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John! How would you describe your coworkers if you had to do it in 3 words? :3 ily man, have a good day
@rig-practitioner: Quiet. Resilient. Thoughtful.
@rig-recorder: Loud. Friendly. Creative.
@rig-reporter: Dumb. Ass. Bitch.
and @rig-proprietor can Suck. A. Dick.
π
I THINK YOU ARE VERY FRIENDLY TOO JOHN π―π―
Do you kiss boys and if yes can I kiss you? π
Damn, thereβs a FREAK in my inbox!β¦
Ask @rig-recorder, heβs French.
I DO NOT KISS BOYS NON π₯π₯
Awww, not even me? :(
peut-Γͺtre
