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Person 1: Says something truly horrible about a group of people as a whole in generalizing terms.

Person 2: Umm ??...We don’t all do that.

Person 1 and their horde: OMFG WE DON’T MEAN ALL OF YOU! BUTTHURT MUCH, YOU MOM’S BASEMENT-DWELLING NECKBEARD?! YOU MUST BE ONE OF THE BAD ONES!

Sigh.

#1 Saying something that makes someone defensive and then blaming them for being defensive is a truly asshole move.

#2 Saying something that makes someone defensive and then using their defensiveness to justify your shitty generalizing behavior is also a truly asshole move.

#3 Saying something that makes someone defensive and then using their defensiveness as proof that they deserved the generalization in the first place is again, a truly asshole move.

Answer: You really shouldn’t care how it is done, just care about the result. Actually a smart OS would <blah blah blah-de-fucking-blah>.

What is it with people thinking they know better what information someone wants than the person who is asking the question in the first place? Or with people answering questions that NO ONE asked only to have the OP reply “Thank you for your input, but that is not what I asked.”

Maybe...ahem...it isn’t all about YOU and YOU don’t fucking know everything? Mayyyyyyyybe people have reasons for the specific questions they fucking asked and would JUST like the information they asked for rather than your “interpretation” of their question?

“Brush with oil to retain it’s moisture”

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Spalicha

They meant spatula

*facepalm*

Seriously do people not even ATTEMPT to pronounce the words they spell or try to match up the letters THEY TYPE OUT to the actual pronunciation of the word?

A message to modern indie/pop/indie pop musicians:

Please show a little creativity and come up with something other than the same phrasing and cadence over and over, for every single sentence, every line, and always with a stupid rhyme at the end. Oh, and always with very very little instrumentality behind your stupid, vomit-inducing, you-think-they’re-clever-but-they’re-really-not words. Out of the entire world of musical possibilities, THAT is what you choose to do? The same rhythm over and over for each line so each sentence has to be bastardized and contrived in order to fit into that rhythm? It doesn’t show creativity, it just shows laziness. There’s more to music than the same bullshit over and over again.

“You never seize to amaze me!”

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2012/07/09/binge_watching_tv_why_you_need_to_stop_.html

“some games are definitelly playable on lowest settings”

sigh.

A message to software developers:

Don’t give me the whole “close to system tray on X” bullshit. When I hit X, I don’t want to minimize your application; I want to close it. If I wanted to minimize it, well, gee, there’s a minimize button RIGHT THERE, isn’t there? Funny, that.

X doesn’t mean “go to system tray”, it means CLOSE. That’s what I want that button to do. And here’s the paradoxical thing: closing the app to the tray is probably designed to make things easier for less tech-savvy people, but those same less tech-savvy people DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING SYSTEM TRAY IS! HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HELP ANYBODY?! JFC!

I’m...this one is mind-boggling. This is a troll, right?

#1: Don’t be an arrogant asshole while being glaringly, horribly, fractally wrong.

#2: The tick between the ‘u’ and the ‘r’ in “you’re” isn’t a comma, it’s an apostrophe. A comma is at the bottom of a line, like a period with a tail. The apostrophe is at the top.

#3: In showing the possession of a noun, we use apostrophe + ‘s’, not apostrophe + ‘re’. We wouldn’t say, “That is Janet’re car.”

#4: The apostrophe in “you’re” indicates something missing, in this case a space and an ‘a’, to turn “you are” into the contraction “you’re”, which still has the original meaning of “you are”. Therefore, YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

“...they definitely would not of been able to...”

should be

“...they definitely would not have been able to...”

Only mom’s will understand

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“The festival is entering it’s third year!”

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