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hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

Hot take but actors are allowed to lie about their personal lives if that’s what it takes for them to have some privacy. Stop being nosy bitches they don’t owe you anything.

wow. It's like an infomercial for truly inspired 'not giving a fuck'

I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is theyr not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enshittification

hype up just everyday moments in media honestly. silent improvisations that flesh out character relationships, background characters just chatting and laughing, god the atmosphere

Item: Lenses of Eternal Dreamworks Face; allows snarky good guys to constantly make the Dreamworks face without straining their eyebrow muscles