why so forgor. the minotaur

As a person 👱 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

swearing eternal fealty to a bug I found

taking salvia and becoming a discord music bot for 15 years

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

paws you with my mindpaw

noooo dont turn off your phone im literally inside it