here come da glitch techs....ahhh

so like i came home from high school a couple of hours ago right? and i was exhausted and burnt out so i decided to take a quick nap to recollect myself.

if you guys have been following me for a while you know that if i’ve consumed a new type of media recently, then theres a massive chance i’ll have a really weird dream abt it. and uh...ive been hyperfixating on tgamm recently! so yeah! this was one of those cases!

so i had a dream that a brand new episode of tgamm had just aired. it was called “the egg” and the basic rundown of the plot that was described was “molly has to take care of an egg for her homework, but something goes very wrong.” as usual, i went over to espectralmcgee.net to watch it, but it just. wasnt on there. so my next instinct was to find a megalink for it, which i did, but the person who posted it was begging people not to watch it?? like in the creepypasta way, except it didnt make even a lick of sense bc why tf was the person posting the episode if they didnt want anybody to watch it.

anyway so i watched the episode. it was pretty normal at first, all fluffy and comfy and stuff, there was even a song about molly dressing up the egg in little clothes and treating it like a normal human baby!

...and then something went very wrong.

because darryl, not knowing that the egg was for one of molly’s assignments, ended up cooking the egg. there was no embryo in it for some reason, but shut up it was a dream it wasnt supposed to make sense.

so the rest of the episode was spent w/ molly, scratch, and darryl trying to hide the eggshell like it was a body, all the while the ghost of the unborn chicken just kept taunting them. they all got increasingly more paranoid as the episode went on, to the point that when libby offered to help them they beat the everloving shit out of her, leaving her with a black eye and torn clothes. eventually they managed to bury the shell at a beach (even though brighton is literally a small town in the middle of the midwest???), and that’s where the episode ended.