“weird” is just a setting on my dryer

whats it do?

makes the clothes wetter

That is weird

a fun thing to try is call sentient objects mr. like mr air conditioner or mr couch

‘‘sentient’‘

sorry. didnt think about what i was saying

why are you apologizing to a peasant 

you're right. Go to hell

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

best 20 minutes of the year

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

why do I eat so much fucking SOUP

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort

favourite thing about hozier’s songs are that at first listen they’re beautiful prose but  then u listen to it again and u go “wait this is HORNY” 

Modern day Shakespeare right infront of us

she was also anti-vax and it was the flu and meningitis that killed her (both completely routine to vaccinate for, esp in your early 20s) so here’s ur reminder to go get vaccinated and not listen to ppl who tell you otherwise!