Riddle me this...

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don’t want to make things too easy for you.

you of all people should know, there’s nothing so cruel as memory.

sometimes you need to brace yourself for disappointment.

your presence creates these animals.

you know there’s only one way to stop me.

you’re right, i think i chipped a nail back there.

do they even have manners where he comes from?

i know you don’t feel like answering me, it’s the only way to catch who did this.

that doesn’t sound good.

this is not a time for negotiation.

oh you’re getting too predictable.

that loser didn’t stand a chance.

i thought you were dead.

you know, you almost had me scared back there!

today is not a good day to push me.

it’s sad, really. makes me feel like you don’t care to see the good side of me.

i am sorry i doubted you.

it’s what you taught me, do the right thing, that’s all that matters.

hold still, you wanker!

ooh, aren’t you scary.

you married because you were scared of dying alone.

figured you could use my help.

you’re afraid of being forgotten—and you will be forgotten.

no hostages. no surrender.

well, as you can see, no one is untouchable.

listen to me carefully, when they open the door, do not panic. stay close to me.

i’d like to thank my fans for their undying support.

i was determined to prove him wrong.

i learn from my mistakes, do you?

you ever wonder if you’re the reason this city’s so messed up?

you’re not going anywhere, old man.

i think you’re so busy playing hero you’ve forgotten what it’s like for the rest of us.

you’re old, you’re predictable, and you never stood a chance.

now look at what you’ve done!

i’m coming for you.

can i get you anything?

tell me, what are you really scared of?

please don’t hurt me.

answers don’t give you everlasting satisfaction

does that outfit help bury your feelings, hiding your true self?

i’m done taking orders from you.

i’ll let you help me find my socks if you keep this up.

by my count, there are still nine more ribs i can break.

we need to talk.

no one’s who you think they are.

as you can see, i’m looking much better.

i have a question for you.

what a blabbermouth! spoiling the surprise!

me? it was your plan, ya goofy clown!

oh, isn’t that cute?

who do you see when you look at me?

what happened? you used to put up a fight.

it’s this city, there’s something wrong with it.

how can you even joke about that?

you’ve never let me capture you this easily.

be quiet.

am i getting to you?

i’ve seen worse.

you will bring death to all who follow you.

what a pretty name.

there’s nothing wrong with you.

who do you think you’re talking to?

even after everything you’ve done, i would have saved you.

i don’t want to work with you.

how many lives will you destroy in pursuit of what you call justice?

i’m sorry about that.

he’s no better than the creep who killed your parents.

you are the product of everything you fear.

if you’re caught in that blast, you will die!

by the end of tonight, i will be a hero. just like you.

that’s much nicer.

like my new uniform? it’s hot right?

you can’t beat me this time.

ooh, that’s gotta hurt!

i still have a trick or two up my sleeve.

that’s what i like about you.

you need to learn to shut up.

nicely done! you deserve a prize!

why fight it?

i want you dead.

you’ve been a good friend.

i have nothing left to live for.

i’ve got your scent.

do not lie to me.

what are you talking about?

stop me once and for all!

wee! great night for a party.

you need us just as much as we need you.

oh, this is beautiful!

there’s plenty wrong with me.

you’re better than this.

you won’t get away with this!

can’t wait to return the favor.

you might learn that we’re not so different.

i’ll always be here to stop you.

you want to know what i want now?

now you want to talk?

you are in my world now.

if you try to stop me, i guarantee everyone will know your secret.

i will not in good conscience allow you to go.

we’re going to have some fun now!

i’m surprised he didn’t kill you.

every decision you’ve ever made ends with death and misery.

i may never get the chance to tell you this.

you’re ruining my big night!

it’s been a long rivalry, but this is the only way it could end.

i was wondering what would break first—your spirit, or your body.

i eat punks like these for breakfast.

you are beginning to impress me.

i want answers, damn it!

is that it then? we’re not as good as you?

that reminds me, i really need to get some new shoes.

what have i got to be afraid of?!

my father hated me, he always called me a moron.

that’s not fair!

you really should learn to keep that fat mouth of yours shut.

do you want to know something funny?

you seem distressed, anything you could use my help with?

why spoil the fun?

you took longer than i expected.

don’t ever try to get in my head again.

i just need to ask you some questions.

you don’t have anything to offer.

this old man looks like he’s gonna pee himself!

let’s see if you can keep up with me!

you just can’t get through your thick skull!

take a seat in my office.

having a little trouble up there?

gotta say, i thought you’d last longer.

i guess learning is a lot to ask from you, meat-for-brains.

i feel i should thank you.

you are in over your head and i don’t want this to be your end.

i think i’m looking better than ever.

i’m fine.

gotta go! i’ve got a party to arrange.

sorry to disappoint you, it’s just little ol’ me.

do you think i’m taking advice from some guy who’s never even been in a fight?

i thought i told you to stay quiet!

it will be my legacy.

we have much to discuss.

you okay?

seeing as how i’m feeling generous, i’ll give you this one for free!

do you know what i’m thinking right now?

have you ever considered that all this is your fault?

you are all experiencing fear in anticipation of some specific pain or danger.

are you cheating?

you had to spoil everything, didn’t you?

i’m here to help you.

this place is dangerous… i like it!

what the hell is happening down there?

you’ll never beat me.

we’re not all as strong as you.

do you hear that? sounds like eight tiny reindeer.

all your sacrifices and yet you are the one to blame!

is your mind playing tricks on you… or am i?

why should i care?

so we both die. i’m fine with that.

without fear, life is meaningless!

you are a truly extraordinary specimen.

i’ve trained my mind to feel no pain.

you ever wonder how things got to be so bad here?

was that the answer you wanted?

i want what i paid for.

you’re dead and buried, darling.

lighten up. i’m just messing with ya.

i’m gonna enjoy teaching you some manners!

i didn’t need your help.

you’re not a hero. you’re a despot.

come on, kid, this way.

see, you can be nice.

i can take anything you throw at me.

what the hell are you supposed to be?

oh, i don’t have a lot of friends.

you’re not safe here.

are you happy now?

since when have you been all about reading, anyway?

you’ve become what you’ve always fought against.

i look forward to breaking you.

you’ve gotten so used to the power, you think you’re better than everyone.

let’s start the party with a bang!

crime themed sentence starters | still accepting.

For a moment she considered not answering — the glance she gave him from the corner of her eye flicked up and down once, the look of someone who had seen all the needed to and found it lacking. There was a jazz band already halfway through their set at the front of the bar, the singer nervous, clinging to the mic like a lifeline.

"I didn't realise it was any of your business," Mary said after a moment, settling back in her seat. She still didn't look at him fully, instead examining the dregs of her drink.

With a flick of his cane, the monitors behind him lit up, displaying pictures and info on every trap and riddle that the bat had encountered so far on this case. It seemed that, indeed, The Riddler had been looking into this as well. And why wouldn’t he? As the clown would say, never rub another man’s rhubarb.

He crosses the room to see the information that had been gathered, Bruce had a lot of similar data, it's how he noticed the discrepancies, that something hadn't been right. He had the pieces of course, just not the whole picture. It was extensive. He listens, it's the same deduction Bruce had made, it's why he had come here with the intention of talking first, before going with what the detectives in GCPD have deemed 'the obvious choice'.

“Clearly, they do. Which is why Cluemaster was taken off the list of suspects. Say what you want about Mr. Brown, he at least know how to honor a correct answer.” The Riddler began pacing, further unraveling the conundrum “My second thought was Trickster, but he’s currently serving time in Coast City, so his alibi is airtight. That’s when I decided to take a step back and examine the incidents again. That’s when I noticed something that, to my admitted chagrin, should have stood out from the beginning. Something familiar. I’m sure you noticed it too, Detective...”

Edward tapped his cane on the floor and, suddenly, the monitors were covered in faces. The faces of the fake Riddler’s victims. And yes, they were very familiar.  

“They’re familiar because they’ve faced riddles before. MY riddles. Moreover, they lost my riddles. The only reason they didn’t die then was because you intervened. You helped them cheat their punishment. You helped them cheat an otherwise certain death...and in that, we find the motive. Not that you saved them, mind you, but that they should have died.  

@riddles-and-ego sent:

"Poor, deluded Dark Knight." Eddy tutted, shaking his head at the intruder "It's unlike you to jump to conclusions. A riddle for you. How am I, Edward Nygma, like the head of Abraham Lincoln?"

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      🦇—-;; Bruce glances briefly around the room he'd just stepped into to make sure he wasn't about to unwittingly set off some hidden trap, before his eyes fix on Edward. Pausing a moment when he speaks his riddle. His eyes narrow as he eliminates the answers before he huffs as he puts the pieces together after a couple of seconds. "You're innocent." He says. Not that he hadn't considered the possibility already, it's why he was still by the door and hadn't crossed the room to confront him immediately.

With a flick of his cane, the monitors behind him lit up, displaying pictures and info on every trap and riddle that the bat had encountered so far on this case. It seemed that, indeed, The Riddler had been looking into this as well. And why wouldn’t he? As the clown would say, never rub another man’s rhubarb.

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