Everything is garbage

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

the thing is when people say a specific fanfic trope comes from supernatural they usually mean "it was invented by the supernatural fandom in a fanfic". on the other hand, when people say a specific fanfic trope comes from star trek, they mean "it was the plot of at least one star trek episode"

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere