#rjl

knight remus whose tongue is pierced by the blacks with a jewel that burns whenever he lies, still standing there and lying to their faces about where prince sirius was the whole night, jaw locked so tight from the pain that his teeth almost crack

remus waist grabber lupin and marlene tit grabber mckinnon are best friends btw

Remus looooooves to tug on Sirius’s hair. He gets scolded for it allll the time but he does not careeee, he’ll tug at it during sex or he’ll tug a strand of hair to get Sirius’s attention or he’ll simply grab it by his scalp to move him. It’s an addiction, and Sirius acts like he hates it but that boy is a puddle each time istgggg

eight year old sirius seeing ted kiss andromeda on the cheek when she was complaining about how she wasn't pretty enough, so the next time remus complained about his scars, sirius quickly pecked his cheek and bolted

Remus has the canon event for countryside kids where none of his friends know how the fuck to get to his house no matter how many times he gives his address or directions.