VIBE HARD

when 👍 you 👍 look 👍 at 👍 the 👍 night 👍 sky 👍 and 👍 remember 👍 aliens 👍 are  👍 out 👍 there 👍 somewhere 👍 

use 👏 the 👏 clapping 👏 emoji 👏 and 👏 meme 👏 right 👏

Let 👏 nasa 👏 do 👏 what 👏 they 👏 want 👏 with 👏 their 👏 alien 👏 positivity 👏 posts 👏 you 👏 salty 👏 fuck 👏

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

psa: if you’re learning a language on Duolingo you can use it for your resumé on Linkedin, it now gives you a certificate of fluency at different levels depending on how advanced you are in your lessons

please signal boost this, many people don’t realize how important being multilingual can be in regards to you getting a job

last night i went to a performance art show and got a handful of cold spaghetti in my face and i was very confused also fuck art it’s bad

trans day of screaming will be friday november 4 spread the word

@rootbeerinkling

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

here he comes

when u accidentally take a 4 hour depression nap