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@ricksmybitch
Your kid⌠he hid in one of my trucks and machine-gunned a bunch of my men down.

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i want that 1x1 partner where we have 308340932 ships and lit are always adding more until we dont even know anymore and are great friends and just reblog ship inspo all day and bE THAT PERSON FOR ME
could you just say it?
  âOmelette Du Fromage.â
                                              can beauty come out of ashes?
private carol peletier. by stephanie.
friend: im having a problem with this person
me: kill them
friend: no

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watching noelle bc of @namastekringle and my love for bill hader.
Christmas Starters - CHRISTMAS VACATION
âHallelujah! Holy shit! Whereâs the Tylenol?âÂ
âWeâre gonna press on, and weâre gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye.â
âWhere are you gonna put a tree that big?â
âYouâve got a lot of nerve, talking to me like that!â
âWorse? How could things get any worse? Weâre at the threshold of hell!â
âKiss my ass.âÂ
âKiss his ass.â
âKiss your ass.â
âHappy Hanukkah.â
âCan I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?â
âI donât know what to say, except â itâs Christmas, and weâre all in misery.â
âThis may be his last Christmas.â
âKeep it up and it will be your last Christmas.â
âLooks great! Little full. Lotta sap.â
âHe worked really hard on it.â
ââSo do washing machines.â Â Â Â Â Â
âYou shouldnât use that word.â Â Â
âMerry Christmas! Shitter was full!â
âI want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!â
âIf I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldnât be more surprised than I am right now.â
âYou couldnât hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.â
âOh, woo. Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the carâŚâ
âBurn some dust here. Eat my rubber.â
âSomething had to come through the window! Something had to break the stereo!â
@ricksmybitch I saw this on Facebook and had to share
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

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nothing to see here.
dialogue prompts from nothing to see here by kevin wilson.
iâm just kind of a jack of all trades.
information is power.
i wanna be so important that if i fuck up, iâll never get punished.
i hate myself for being so damn predictable.
kids make mistakes. thatâs how they learn.
he likes the fame, but heâs not big on laws.
i canât tell you how much i need you.
i donât have anyone.
i think this is going to be a disaster.
he makes people uncomfortable or super comfortable, depending on the situation.
you are almost mythical in this house.
no police. thatâs not what we need right now.
itâs gonna make you angry sometimes, but iâll take care of you.
are you worried about something?
okay, when you say it like that, it sounds really shitty and stupid.
do you have other ideas? please say you have other ideas.
you scared the absolute shit out of me.
what the fuck were you doing?
if we just disappeared, everyone would be happy.
you have me, okay?
donât talk, just breathe, okay?
can i give you the message, or are you gonna keep asking questions?
donât snoop around my stuff.
i knew that if anyone could do it, it would be you.
whatâs the point of having money if you canât use it to get people to like you?
it always made me happy. kept me from wanting to kill people.
hold this and act normal, okay?
cool people are scary sometimes.
you act like the whole world owes you something because you had it rough.
iâve always been kind of in love with you.
i think about it. i think about you.
could you just say it?
no worse than any other family.
donât tell me where youâre going. just go.
just tell me straight up, have you done anything stupid?
but you protected __ when it mattered.
i know you donât believe it, but i have a conscience.
ok who has switch bc i need friends to beat in mario kart?
âyou canât see it, but iâm rolling my eyes.â
   âNo blowjob then?â
âWhat did you just say?â
   âI said you got orangutan titties. Theyâre still tits and I love tits, no matter what. Donât take that shit personal.â

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BEFORE SHIPPING WITH ME , YOU NEED TO KNOW  // Â
i will get invested almost instantly.Â
i will invade your inbox // imâs // discord etc for plots // headcanonâs // and general yelling about our ship.Â
i will tag you in gifsets // images // posts that remind me of our ship. Â
i will send you almost every meme you reblog // pop into your ask IC spontaneously. Â
i will get on your nerves eventually but thatâs fine weâre fine itâs fine. Â
i wonât force anything on you that youâre not comfortable with and will always discuss any uncomfortable // triggering subjects with you. because as my rp partner and friend i respect you and your boundaries. Â
" You're jealous, aren't you ??"
   Gritting his teeth, Negan leaned closer to make damned sure she heard every syllable. âIf I were jealous, heâd be fuckinâ dead.â