Live Fast, Die Young. Bad Boys Do it Well.

What’s not cool is being fucking rude to some poor girl who has to deal with shitty people like you on a daily basis.

That girl should learn how to do her damn job. I'm a paying customer...isn't the customer always right?

I’m waiting on you sweetie.

You're cute.

My kind of guy.

Oh yeah? Who are you?

Well...I don't care. They shouldn't be advertising something they don't have. That's not cool. 

I’ll give you a smooch on the cheek. Does that work?

For now. Let's go then, doll face.

But if they don’t have the stuff to make one then they can’t just magic it up?

I know they have the stuff to make it. I got an e-mail saying the pumpkin spice latte was back so it should be produced at all the stores.. They shouldn't advertise something and not be able to produce it.

If you did that you would seriously be my best friend.

All I would get is friendship? No smooches?

Ugh, you’re so lucky. I tried to pout my way into getting one, but the guy behind the counter wasn’t having it. How great was it?

So fuckin' wonderful. Want me to get you one, babe?