This Charming Man.

I dunno, maybe bar work and getting harassed is all I'm good for.

Well maybe this is just one door closing because there’s another bigger and better door opening for you

I don't know, I doubt it. I guess at least now I have more time to focus on all the school work I'm failing, aha.

And why’d you do that?

Because he was rude to me. And he was being really fucking creepy, like when I first approached him he started flirting with me and I just brushed it off as I gave him his drink. Then he sorta like, put his hand on mine as I had it placed down on the bar and tried to stroke it with his thumb so I pulled it away and he goes, "Are you not single then?" So I said no, and that I wouldn't hook up at work anyway if I was and then he goes, "That's a shame. You look like you'd be a cheap whore." And so I just kinda like looked at him funny and then I walked away and tried to make myself busy but he kept coming over to me and making fucking gross comments under his breath about me before I snapped, called him a fat, ugly cunt and told him to get the fuck out and leave me alone.

Aw dude, I’m sorry.

Yeah, it was because I got in an argument with a dick of a customer.

I uh, called a customer a cunt.

What has you thinking that?

That’s probably what it was. Well yeah, I couldn’t just do nothing. I mean, for a moment there I had no idea what to do because I was caught so off guard, but then I just went with it.

That was probably the best thing to do, I mean at least you gave her a bit of comfort when she needed it, even if it was from a person different to who she thought. I'd have hugged her back and then tried to calm her down too, aha.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Like, she might’ve just been through a breakup or had a fallout with another friend, and maybe she thought I was a different friend who could help her.

Aw, the poor girl. Maybe she had a lot on her mind so it caused her to get all confused. At least you got her to calm down though, just a shame she ran off so quick.

I don’t think she thought I was a celebrity, man. I think she thought I was a friend of her or something.

That'd be pretty damn weird if a friend of mine saw me and started freaking out like that though. Unless there was something wrong with her beforehand? Like, she was upset about something.

Nah, she just looked at me weird and mumbled sorry before running off.

Some girl ran up to me today thinking I was someone else and started hugging me and crying into my shirt and I tried to calm her down as best I could before I told her she had the wrong person.

Did she tell you who she thought you were?