Billions And Billions Of Billions~

Sometimes it’s hard to be direct.

“yeah i own cats. i own them all the time. *points at a passing cat* you walk like a moron. hey, who’s your barber? some kind of…bad barber or something?? idiot”

and the sphinx fucking smacked me off the platform

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”

Take a moment and think. If the Pokemon Go app connects to the core games then your pokemon can now have actual locations on their information card. “Travelled through time and space from Africa” “Caught in Dallas, Texas” And each pokemon can have a REAL LIFE story to it. “Originally met in Paris” “I caught this Beldum when me and my family went to Paris for the summer. We were walking to go to the Eiffel Tower when my GoPlus vibrated. I took a detour down this random street and found the Beldum in this little cafe around the corner. My parents made fun of me for getting so distracted but it turned out OK because that cafe actually had the most amazing Cupcakes I’ve ever had in my life. See? Here’s a picture of the cafe and there’s me holding up my GoPlus! That’s why I named my Beldum Garcon”

Necesito estos amiibos :(!

JUST NO!

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It's like a looking at a 2014 fairytale

Zodiac Scorpio Info — Scorpio wants a relationship where their partner is a homie, lover and friend. They want a complete package because they don’t have time for foolish games.