SI VIS ARTEM, PARA BELLUM.

if you were dating someone you met online and felt deeply in love and had amazing chemistry but had never seen their face, and you were beginning to feel suspicious that they were winston the gorilla from overwatch, how would you feel? what would you do

the only reasonable thing and double down

this dipshit kid @ the lair improvement store is telling me they dont carry Dark Harbinger Blue but i literally scryed it online like do not tempt my wrath right now

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

guy who doesn't understand anything: bark like a pig