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This is the only person playing pokemon correctly.

Oh hey! Look! Those two in that post look just like us, Mr. Whimsy!

#the smile i smode when i was recommended this post <3 im so happy my beloved Mr. Whimsy has breached containment #i'm happy to inform everyone that Mr. Whimsy is not only still smiling he has accompanied me through endgame #and ofc be with me in the post game :)#also he was very kind and had chilled my water for me in this picture #OP i hope you dont mind me pinning this post (if i can figure out how) as i would love Mr. Whimsy to be front and centre on my blog forever #But yes! Mr. Whimsy and I send our regards! <3 <3 <3

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Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

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you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

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SCROLL UP!!! THIS IS A PAINTING

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Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

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in my past life as japanese royalty i had a cyst maiden who tended to my cysts

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My birthday wish this year is for people to check out one of the amazing audio drama projects I've had the pleasure of being involved in this year and tell me how good they are

If you don't want to do that, sending me $50,000 in unmarked non-sequential bills is an acceptable alternative

Project 1: Leo Ended Years Ago

Leo's having a bad night. First he's outed as a trans woman by a town-wide signal hijack. Then he narrowly escapes an unrelated kidnapping f

Project 2: The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne

A magical and surreal audio drama about the place where ideas go to die.

#Tumblr did not notify me of this post but luckily the podcast did not explode despite me being a day late so everyone go check this out!!!!#also I'm sure Rachel is not adverse to recieving money a day after her birthday and the interest rate is firm but fair

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birthday time B)

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ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

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I dropped a shit load of acid at a bernie rally in like 2016 and at one point he mentions trump so everyone boos, and I forget about the rally and im like Wtf is that noise? So I turn around and just see a gigantic crowd of people booing me

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this gif lives in my head rent free, I just imagine an image of Bad Luck Brian flashing in my head anytime something mildly unfortunate happens to me

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ive been in here so long........

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made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

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Still not what I want

puthy

What is it that you desire?

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me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

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this stupid fucking image sends me into hysterics every time

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It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.

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I did a line of dewdrops this morning

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