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a little mickey smith for your dash
âIâd suck his dick if he could get me more of this weed.â
My life is like Friends, except no Rachel, Ross, Monica, Phoebe or Joey, just Chandler in a room by himself laughing at his own jokes.
This 1837 tome of Byronâs works could be worth it entirely for the footnotes. They are peppered with gossip, fawning literary criticism and the weirdest biographical details from Byronâs journals, letters, and accounts of people who knew him. Hereâs a random selection, because itâs impossible to read them all.

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I feel greedy and possessive cause all I can think about is calling you mine.
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You can all add me on my snapchat if you like! Just so I can talk to you all a bit better!
i cant tell if im laughing because heâs the funniest man ever or crying because weâll never have this again
Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and wellâŚâŚthis is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CANâT STOP LAUGHINGÂ
SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER
Itâs now 2015, this almost has 300,000 notes. During this time I have moved blogs, almost died from carbon monoxide poisoning and now planning to be an animator soon. But if Iâm remembered for anything, itâs going to be this fucking video I posted at the end of 8th grade.
lex i canât fucking breathe this is gold i
I watch this with my 3 year old sister and our entire family loves this scene.
The face of someone who hates everything in the world
peppa pig is the realist bitch on these streets

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flirty/sexting female snapchat icons /+/ under the cut are #30 200x200 icons to use for your characterâs snapchat convos. (some nsfw) i know this was a thing in indie, idk if it still is but here you go!! i made them all, so please donât repost/claim as your own. all the females here are fair and all visible hair is brunette. feel free to request another type of character/action for me to make a pack for!
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this is gospel (piano version) layered 3 times: left ear, right ear, and middle
headphones are strongly recommended!
TAG YOUR PORN DAMMIT
please reblog this post if you adore crossovers and AUs, i want to know just how many people love throwing their muse into situations they would never experience in their canon verse
Bloody hell, it just appears to be that I'm pissing everybody off today, wow.

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text meme 1/â
iâve been collecting funny/cute texts & texts from texts from last night for about 2 years. theyâve been sitting in a word document for a long time so with all the text memes iâve been seeing around, i decided to take all the texts iâve saved and make a meme with them bc why not. thereâs a bit of everything bellow: fluff, silliness, nsfw, angst, etc etc
[text]Â Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
[text] I miss you more than I should.
[text]Â Sheâs/youâre the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.Â
[text]Â I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I donât regret it.
[text] you hella high and freaked out about life and interest rates
[text] IÂ love it when you moan my name.
[text]Â I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
[text]Â JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
[text]Â Letâs go get coffee and handcuffs.
[text] I thought you were better than this.Â
[text] Please stop calling.
[text]Â Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, Iâd say the sex was good
[text]Â I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
[text]Â I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
[text]Â 75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
[text]Â You think youâre funny, but youâre just an asshole.
[text]Â I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
[text]Â I wish things were different.
[text] We should probably end this.
[text]Â I donât say it often enough, but I want you to know that I love you.
[text] Please let me know what I did to deserve youâŚI want to make sure I keep on doing it.Â
[text]Â I told you Iâd ride your broomstick if you let me call you Harry Potter and you drew a lightning bolt on your forehead.
[text]Â Iâm still laying in bed cuz I donât feel like adulting yet
[text]Â I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
[text]Â What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? Iâd be a trophy wife! Get it?
[text] Iâm sorry for everything.
[text]Â IÂ just want to have sex that doesnât end like a B-rated horror movie.
[text]Â Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. Iâm not sure she gets me anymore.Â
[text] I never should have left you there.
[text] I donât have patience for riddles.
[text]Â You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
[text]Â Dunno. My heart says ânoâ, my brain says âmaybeâ and my dick says âYES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!â
[text] We had sex and he ended up in the hospital⌠donât know if I should be worried or proud.
[text] Just tell me whatâs wrong !
[text]Â letâs be honest Iâd fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
[text]Â I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
[text] ⌠so itâs a date ?
[text]Â Can I come by?
[text] I thought we were ok ?
[text]Â I want you to meet my squirrel
[text]Â If blow jobs were a super power sheâd be in the Justice League.
[text]Â Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I canât decide if I want to go for a run or start drinkingÂ
[text] Â I canât imagine life without you.
[text] Â Canât wait to see you again.
[text] Â just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
[text] I should have told you first, Iâm sorry.
[text] Iâm sorry ! I donât know what else to tell you !
[text]Â You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you Â
[text] We are not together any more, remember ?
[text]Â why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??Â
[text] Â did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?Â
[text] Maybe weâll see each other again.
[text]Â if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light heâd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
[text] I never thought weâd end up like this.
[text] Why do you keep doing this to me ?
[text] Iâm so tired of your lies.
[tex] Why are you so angry ?
[text] I thought you were coming aloneâŚ. ?
[text]Â I should get him/you a card âthanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedicationâ
[text] I donât understandâŚ
[text]Â If I had a penis, Iâd want to put it in you. And Iâd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.Â
[text]Â You had to apologize for âbeing too aggressive about harry potterâ
[text] We can work this out.
[text] Â We have a system, okay?
[text] I donât have time to shower before my passport photosâŚyour cum is all over my hairâŚthatâs with me for 10 years nowÂ
[text]Â I know youâre on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I havenât been spanked in years so if youâre still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.Â
[text] I know youâve been lying to me.
[text] You need to leave. Now !
[text]Â i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morningÂ
[text]Â Youâre so easy to be with and so hard to be without.
[text]Â Every morning I wake up with a sad face because I know it is the start of one more day without you.
[text] Everyone leaves.
[text]Â I donât know how you put up with me.Â
[text]Â I just fell off a roof. So Iâm kinda chillin for a minute.Â
[text]Â Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
[text]Â Iâm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
[text]Â please donât leave me alone
[text]Â You cried at the bar for 30 minutes because you got your arm stuck in your sweater. You got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped you. Â
[text] I wish we had more time.
[text] shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
[text] I miss you every day.
[text] Please please pick up
[text]Â Why are my keys in the refrigerator? Â
[text]Â Iâm out of practice. be my yoda Â
[text]Â Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesnât know where he is.
[text]Â Do you think itâll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing Iâve slept with both the bride and the groom?
[text]Â Someone said weâre out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying âbut where will all the polar bears liveâ. That drunk.
[text]Â Iâd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
[text]Â You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. âLook Iâm Harry Potter.â
[text]Â This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
[text]Â If u ever apologize to me for âtoo-roughâ sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
[text]Â Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
[text]Â Iâd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and Iâm still drunk
[text]Â YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I donât think sheâs going to call you.
[text] And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever⌠And Iâve seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangeloâs David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
[text]Â Sheâs/you are the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
[text]Â Itâs not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.Â
[text]Â I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
[text]Â We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
[text]Â She said she couldnât find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penisÂ
[text]Â Stop making me think about you. Iâm busy.Â
[text]Â I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. Youâre welcome.
[text] You make me want to be better.
[text]Â You saw my boobs then looked up and yelled thank you jesus.
MEMENTO
â the fonts used are 'Notera'. and 'Delicious Smallcaps'. â comes with colouring for every house. â one 250 x 230 faceclaim graphic required. â works best with graphics with darker backgrounds. â graphics, textures, etcetera, used in this psd are not mine and credit goes to the owners. â please do not redistribute as your own. â liking and/or reblogging would be very appreciated.
All there is to it is changing the text layers to suit your own preferences, adding your own faceclaim graphic and making the layer of your characterâs house visible.
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