I bleed purple

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

Nothing makes you think My One Precious Life. My One Precious Life Is Slipping Away And There’s Nothing I Can Do About It. quite like working a job does

When I was in middle school, I really wanted a rat and my mama got me one before I had the chance to do any research, and I named him Mildew, and then I learned that rats get all fucked up if they don't have a buddy, so I got him a brother and I named the brother Dildew. Something to consider if you are currently pregnant with twins.

tiger is better than phone

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

He’s so shy he died

We could’ve had something beautiful together but everbody leaves me

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

there are too many movies. lets start by getting rid of christopher nolan