Autistic, ADHD & OCD | The Owl House & SPOP | Huntlow & Entrapdak OTPs | he/they pronouns | swearing/alcohol references/questionable humor so minors DNI | Old (30+) | My views, not my employerâs | PFP by me!
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" "I asked Gemini" Ok, well I asked Entrapta, Princess of Dryl, and she's been waiting years for someone to ask her about her theories. She's been talking for 45 minutes straight and there's tiny snacks, we're having the time of our lives.
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Being surrounded by English bogs is a good thing. Bogs often hold a lot of biodiversity like bugs, reptiles and birds. So many rare or threatened wildlife love bogs. Boggy areas also are often left its surrounding surfaces permeable which reduces the risk of flooding (And you'd better leave the bog as a bog. Reclaiming it is a bad idea in terms of flooding. The bog exists for a reason.)
Bog is like the wolves of Yellowstone. Leaving them as they are and observing them from a distance is great! But if you come close or disturb it, you face consequences. You are first greeted by ticks (Lyme's disease) and adders. Then you are faced with bombs and bodies. Only then do you realize you are lost. Your franctic screams for help do not rescue you from your fate of drowning. Your corpse will be laughed at, and you will be used for your stupidity as a cautionary tale. Those who try to convince you otherwise are affiliated with the Big Evil Bog Limited TM.
Setting aside, for a moment, the Kelpies, the Will-O-The-Wisp, the Boggarts, the Redcaps, the Pixies, the Leprechauns, the Kappa, the Banshees, the Salamanders, the Witches, the Trolls, and the many many other folkloric beasties one might encounter in such a place
It is a Mouth Of The Earth
Mires, both Bog & Fen, are peat-accumulating environments. Theyâre carbon sinks. Theyâre the spots on the earth where the Carbon returns to the Stone. In most biomes, Dying is simply a temporary form of transformation. The deceased becoming food for other living things, predators and scavengers and detrivores, within short order, biomass reorganized and set about into motion again through the endless alchemy of metabolism. Nothing on Earth stays dead for long, if you remove Ego and Identity from your framework.
But not in Bogs
Bogs keep their Dead
The water, acidic and oxygen poor, rich in bitter tannins and dissolved minerals, but poor in essential nutrients, acts as a natural preservative, preventing the usual nutrient recycling and upcycling found from the jungles to the poles everywhere that life usually flourishes. Those that live in the Bog live the drama of their lives out on top of a gradually accumulating crust of rotting biomass that can get deep enough to swallow a man whole if he steps in the wrong spot. Say, a spot with poor structure, held aloft by a hidden bubble of toxic, flammable methane gas, liberated from rotting carcasses below by methanogenic archaea.
We must honor the bog for it gives us peat. And without peat we would not have Scotch. We sacrifice a few to the bog now and again so we can have whisky.
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In order to stop the culture of faking orgasms, we need to stop the culture of shaming others for their sexual experiences.
Canât get your partner off on the first try? Cool. You can still be thoughtful and make them feel good.
Can get your partner off within 30 seconds? Awesome, good for you both, donât let it get to your head.
Can make someone cum in less than 5, but for others, itâs a process that takes an hour? Thatâs alright, everyoneâs different.Â
Does it take you 30 minutes to cum? Thatâs okay, youâre not broken, youâre not a failure.
Does it take you 10 seconds to cum? Thatâs great, youâre not a slut, youâre not overly sensitive or dirty.Â
Canât cum without toys/vibrators? Thatâs awesome, thatâs a valid part of sexual play!
Can only cum with loving, vanilla sex? Thatâs perfectly normal, and you will find lots of great partners to experience that with!
Canât orgasm at all? THATâS ALSO COOL. Itâs not a bad thing, you can still enjoy sex TONNES just like others.
Orgasms are NOT the defining characteristic of your sexual prowess. They are great, theyâre lovely when they happen, but for the love of science, stop bringing them up higher than they need to be.Â
This oneâs a pretty big deal.  âDid you come?â Â
No, but it still felt great
Yes, and it felt really great
Yes, but coming isnât that big a deal for me
No, can you keep going?
Yes, can you keep going?
No, do you want to watch me get myself off?
Yes, but donât get a big head about it â I come so easily it doesnât matter what you do.
No, but I bet I can get you up again
Yes, but Iâd rather keep edging because I always get a huge drop after coming and it really puts me off sex for a while
No, thank you, orgasm denial leaves me deliciously horny for days
No, and Iâm really frustrated, letâs brainstorm how to change that
All of these are fucking awesome answers. Including the last one. Theyâre also 100% legitimate answers. Including the last one.
Only the last one is even a little bit ânegative,â and, really, how bad, arrogant, or egocentric a lover do you have to be that youâd rather not know when your partner says âhere are some great ways to help me come next time, lover?â
If on the other hand youâre going to panic or be unhappy about that last answer then youâre not a bad lover (no shame either way) but your sex life will be less workable. With the result that youâll continue having, well, the same result.
To be honest, whether you or your partner comes isnât the most important thing about sex. Itâs whether youâre both satisfied afterwards. The only trick being thatÂ
You get to decide what âsatisfiedâ means for you
You donât get to decide what âsatisfiedâ means for your partner(s.) Â
Asking âdid you comeâ isnât really the right question.  âDoes this work for youâ is way healthier. Thatâs the culture we want to look for and encourage.
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P.S. Your partner isnât a video game. His or her orgasms arenât a boss fight. The question you want to ask isnât âdid I beat the previous high scoreâ but âwould you like to play again.â
So I finally got a high-res scan (600DPI) of the Shadamy art I commissioned from IDW artist Adam Thomas! @shadowrosegarden thanks for letting me know he tweeted it too!
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Shadow wasnât one for using pet names early in life, but he couldnât help it with Amy once he saw how happy they made her. He normally stuck to simple, timeless ones heâd heard scientists use for their spouses on the ARK, but while Amy was helping him with some urgent paperwork for G.U.N. one evening, he found one that meant far more to her.
Shadow let out a frustrated huff and ran a hand through his quills, squinting at the dense fine print on the page.
âSee anything yet?â Amy piped up, rounding the corner with two mugs in hand to join him on the couch.
Shadow smiled tiredly and pressed a kiss to her cheek. âNothing yet, love. Just basic red tape.â
She scooted closer and ran her eyes along the page. âNot the most exciting, but it seems innocent enough so far.â
Shadowâs nose wrinkled. âI know. There hasnât been anything, and there shouldnât be...I know there shouldnât be.â He shook his head. âCommander Tower and I kind of get along now, but I still feel like G.U.N.âs trying to...trap me somehow with these. Like Iâll never truly be rid of them. Theyâre just reports, but...â
Shadow angled the page toward Amy, showing her a job report from the last time Team Dark collaborated with G.U.N. The words stared back up at them the same as they always did, but Shadow couldnât help but comb through every single letter every time. He watched Amyâs eyes flit over the page, scrutinizing it just as diligently as he had. âIt means a lot to me that you always look these over with me. Not everyone would humor my paranoia like thisââ
âNope,â Amy cut in immediately. âI wouldnât trust that commander as far as I could throw him.â
âTo be fair, thatâd be pretty far with your strength.â
She smiled, then took the page from him. Warmth fell upon his hand as she took it in hers. âI love you, and I will always, always do this for you.â
Shadow half-smiled back and pressed their foreheads together. âI love you too, sweetheart.â
They stayed that way for a moment before Amy turned her attention back to the page. After a moment, she snickered. âWell, there is one very serious problem here,â she said, keeping her tone as goofy as possible so as not to alarm him.
âAnd whatâs that?â
Amy giggled and pointed to where Team Darkâs names were listed. âTower still doesnât know how to spell Rougeâs name. He put âRogueâ again.â
Shadow snorted. âItâs been years, and he still canât figure that one out?â
Amy held back her laughs and adopted her best, silliest Commander Tower impression. âWhat do you mean, âam I sure?â Print it, agent. Of course I know how to spell their names! Do you think Iâm some kind of idiotâ?!â
She devolved into laughter, and Shadow followed suit. He nuzzled into the crook of her neck. âYouâre my favorite, you know that?â
âEep!â
Shadow froze. He pulled away to get a better look at Amy. She was looking at him out of the corner of her wide eyes, and her cheeks were tinged with pink. He chuckled. âYou really liked that one, didnât you?â
Amyâs mouth hung open, but all she managed was a pinched, âIâ!â
Shadow frowned. âAre you alright?â
After a moment, Amy managed a wan smile and found her voice again. âY-yeah! IâI did like it. It was nice.â She looked down when he gently squeezed her hand.
âWhatâs wrong?â
Amy bit her lip. âWell, I...itâs nothing bad, just...â Her gaze shifted back to the pile of papers. âWeâve still got a lot of forms to get through, so...â
Shadow took the sheet from her hand and set it aside. âYouâre more important.â Amy still hesitated, glancing at the paperwork once more, but he didnât look away. âTell me.â
After a moment, Amyâs expression softened, and she looked down at their hands. âIâve...never heard that before.â
Shadowâs muscles tensed, but he kept his grip on her hand gentle. âWhat do you mean?â
Amyâs gaze remained downcast. âItâs...itâs not like itâs a competition. It shouldnât matter, but...â Shadow squeezed her hand again, and she sighed and shut her eyes. âIâve just never been anyoneâs first choice. I know Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails love me, but I can tell theyâd all choose each other over me. They always have.â
Shadowâs chest felt tight. Amyâs breathing started to pick up, but she kept going. âBlaze has Silver, Big has Froggy, andââ Amyâs voice got stuck in her throat, and her hands trembled in Shadowâs gentle grasp. âAnd even Cream, sheââ
Shadowâs heart broke. âAmy...â
âB-by the time I met Cream, sh-she had...she already had Cheese and her mom, so...â
Before Amy could break down, Shadow leaned in close and held her face in his hands. âShe loves you, Amy. We all love you. And you are my favorite. I mean it.â
Amyâs lips twitched, and she stared for a moment longer, tears gathering at the corners of her eyes. âReally? Are you sure?â
Shadow snorted. âItâs not even a contest, love.â
A brilliant smile spread across Amyâs face, and she pulled him into a kiss.
Before he could properly lean into it, though, Amy pulled back with a sad sigh. âI guess we better get back to those forms, then.â
Shadow grumbled under his breath. Amy was looking at the pile of papers, rubbing at the corners of her eyes to catch the tears sheâd almost shed. His jaw clenched.
Thatâs not enough.
He took a deep breath. âI want to take you out somewhere instead.â
Amy did a double-take. âWhat? Why?â
âBecause it has a nice view and I think youâd like it.â
She just blinked a few times, then cocked her head toward the coffee table. âRight now?â
âYes. Do you want to go?â
âBut we still haveââ
âIs that what I asked?â Shadow took out a Chaos Emerald and spun it on his finger, smiling roguishly.
The green of the Emerald was reflected in the sparkling excitement of Amyâs eyes. She glanced once more at the papers, chewed on her lip...and smirked. âYou know what? Yeah! I do!â
Shadow stood and helped Amy to her feet with a firm nod. âYouâll need a light jacket.â
He smiled at the happy little noise she made, then jogged to his room to grab his own jacket, checking the pockets to make sure he had everything he needed. He reunited with Amy in his living room, and they disappeared with a flash.
In an instant, the two of them stood on top of a grassy, elevated plateau off the coast near Station Square. A light breeze drifting off the ocean ruffled through Shadowâs fur, and the sunset cast the city and seaside in a soft orange glow. Shadow had found the spot while compiling a list of places that couldnât just be walked to; heâd wanted to be the first to bring her here.
Amy looked around, then gasped and pointed. âIs that Emerald Coast over there?â
Shadow nodded and swallowed harshly.
She squealed happily. âIâve never seen it from this angle. Itâs beautiful!â Amy linked her arm with Shadowâs and leaned against his shoulder, then peeked up at him. âI love this, but are you sure we have time? Iâd understand ifââ
Shadow sighed and shook his head. âThe fact that youâre asking is proof that I havenât made my intentions clear. Didnât I tell you that youâre more important than a pile of paperwork?â
Amy tilted her head, but she stayed silent. Shadow took a deep breath and shut his eyes, feeling his pulse spike in anticipation. âAmy Rose, you are the most important person in the world to me. You are my first priority. I love you the most, and I will always, always put you firstâbefore responsibilities, before others, before myself.â He opened his eyes again. âI know what matters to me, and Iâm not changing my mind. Youâre it.â
Amyâs focus had shifted away from the view entirely. She was staring up at him, eyes watering, but she still didnât speak.
Shadowâs blood pounded in his ears. His fingers shook as he took an item out of his pocket, and his legs felt stiff as he dropped to one knee. âI want to prove it to you, even if it takes the rest of my life.â He opened up the small box in his hand and presented it to her. âWill you give me that chance? Will you marry me?â
Tears were sliding down Amyâs face before he even finished his sentence. She dropped to her own knees and latched onto him immediately, letting out a high-pitched whine of delight. A relieved, breathless chuckle left Shadowâs lips. âIs that a yes?â
Amy pulled back enough to take his face in her hands and pressed a desperate, passionate kiss to his lips. Shadowâs heart fluttered lightly, and he wrapped an arm around her waist. He kept his motions slow and gentle until she calmed down.
Shadow felt wetness against his cheeks, so he pulled back and snorted. âYouâre not supposed to cry. Do you hate the idea that mââ
Amy yanked him close and buried her face in his chest. âOf c-course I want to m-marry you! I-Iâm just happy!â she managed through her sobs, shaking in his arms.
Shadow laughed under his breath, his amusement mingling with exhilaration. He held her close and stroked his fingers soothingly through her quills. âShh...itâs okay. Iâm not going anywhere.â
In time, Amy quieted down, though she held onto him more tightly than ever. Shadow pulled back enough to see her reddened eyes. He could feel himself beaming wider than he ever had, and his joy was reflected in her watery expression. He rubbed the tears off her cheeks. âI really do mean it. Youâll always be my favorite.â
Sunshine spread across Amyâs face, banishing all else. She nuzzled into his neck. âAnd youâre mine.â
Shadow dragged his feet as he walked into G.U.N.âs headquarters just in time to pass in his paperwork, having spent all night finishing it after putting Amy to bed. Rouge took one look at his goofy grin, smirked, and asked if heâd gotten the dark circles under his eyes from taking care of his girlfriend last night. Shadow shook his head, clarifying that heâd been taking care of his wife.
After expressing a brief yet enthusiastic congratulations, Rouge immediately demanded to see a picture of the ring. Shadow chuckled and showed her the picture heâd prepared in advance, knowing Rouge would want to see it right away.
Everyone has their priorities, after all.
((Would you believe me if I told you Iâve never actually written a shadamy proposal scene until now? Iâve implied it here and there, but over 300 headcanons in, this is my first time actually writing the down-on-one-knee bit. Iâm a total sap for proposals, too, and I still had 311 ideas in me before I actually put one of these on paper. Creativity is a limitless resource, kids.
That said, the Shadow-finding-romantic-locales bit is from Headcanon #310. I wrote that one before I was sure Iâd finish this.))
A bit of the interaction between Entrapta and Hordak, a relationship with much more potential than any ship in the cartoon, a beautiful and precious couple to have with pieces that fit together as a completely healthy family, which was developing until it arrives today, which I mean is the continuation of the development that Stevenson created that brought us more hope for success, comfort, and affection for the most wonderful ship I've ever seen in my entire life đ
I hope you're expressing me well because I try to organize everything I want to say about the ship and the cartoon itself đ
Every single day I see fanarts, curiosities, the cartoon itself to have fun because the importance of this ship in my life is very important đđ
Catra: I know I should have said this a long time ago, but thanks for convincing Hordak not to send me to Beast Island. How'd you do it? Did you build him a new weapon or something?
Entrapta: Oh, nothing like that! You could say we had an... oral agreement. Wink! Wink!
Catra: Um... Right... Well thanks again.
Entrapta: Catra, wait! You didn't get my joke! It's a play on words! You see, I actually gave him a--
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one of the worst things about being a writer is when you have to sit on your hands about a REALLY COOL SPOILER. and you just want everyone to know about the really cool spoiler you want them to know so so so badly but the best way for them to learn it would be to experience it and you also want them to do THAT so youâre just sitting on your hands vibrating and making a low whine while your dog looks at you with concern. and then your friends go âwhatâs wrongâ. and you go PLEASE I NEED TO TELL YOU. and they go âoh okay so tell meâ. and you go NO,