[insert name here]

"today's shift will be easy and go quickly" she said. then the "worst shift of your life" fairy hit her with a car several dozen times

someone finally manage to drag me kicking and screaming into a dnd campaign may be the second worst thing to ever happen to my grades tbh

with a lot of caffeine and a little bit of spite, this essay WILL be done by sunrise

survivor bias when i catch you

chekovs blood test

yall the ancient texts (fandoms i was in when i was 13) are gonna get me

cornelia, mother of the gracchi, was branded as such because a woman's contributions to rome were limited to those of her male family members and ESPECIALLY because in the case of a woman as cultured, revered and politically minded as she was, for her to be remembered as anything else would be a threat to the social norms of the roman way of life and in this essay i will

yet another case proving the house (deadlines) always wins

jstor when i get you jstor

some would say that two 2000~ word assignments in 24 hours is impossible. others are about to put that to the test.

dick: my body is, as the youths would say, tea