Not Rika

AHHHHH omg I love this prompt. Probably because I am very partial to food fights and haven’t had nearly as many as I would like. This is going to be part food fights, part smacking with random foods, and part food adventures. Jumin’s came to me first tbh. 

Yoosung: 

Okay so we all know that Yoosung is tired of Kimchi. 

So imagine the two of you standing on his balcony (Imagine he has a tiny balcony) 

competing to see who’s blob of Kimchi hits the ground first. 

yours did of course

In a desperate attempt to win one round Yoosung slung the Kimchi as hard as he could

He lost a spoon in the process

Rip cheap metal spoon, you will be missed

He also may have gotten kimchi on the bench that his neighbour is about to sit on. 

No Ragrets B)

Zen: 

So he likes the fish shaped buns 

I’m just gonna imagine he likes other fish shaped things

Like Goldfish crackers

He seems like the type to throw things and catch them in his mouth.

You like to throw them to see if he can catch them too.  

“Zen, Think fast” 

He never catches them when you throw them

Zen getting pelted with tons of Goldfish crackers

“I know I’m cheesy sometimes but this is just too far”

Jaehee: 

Hates any sort of food wasting

Which is totally reasonable, 

No food fights here

However she is a freak about getting pasta cooked just right

You know that trick where you through the noodle at the wall and if it sticks it’s done??

She does that, every time. 

One day she asked you to do it

You went to throw the noodle right as she walked into the kitchen

Baehee got smacked in the face with a noodle

It stuck 

Seven: 

Okay but imagine all of the chip crumbs in this boys bed

Oh wait, he never sleeps

I feel like he ended up with so many crumbs in his bed he just decided sleeping in his office chair was easier than changing the sheets. 

When you move in all of that changes. 

When you first see his crusty sheets you nearly turn around and run

You love him but this is straight up gross

You figured out how to get him to change the sheets pretty quickly tho

like immediately after you found his chip stash. 

Actually, you can get him to do pretty much anything now

all you have to do is throw crushed up honey butter chips at him until you catch his attention

his obsession with honey butter chips is sometimes a good thing

Jumin: 

Jumin was home in time for the two of you to make dinner together. 

You decided on stir fry 

Jumin was in charge of peeling the vegetables while you gathered all of the other supplies. 

Boyfriend is weirdly meticulous about peeling his vegetables. 

He had a growing pile of peels chilling on the counter

You were standing around waiting to be able to dump everything into the wok and get cooking. 

You ended up sitting at the bar cuz dude was taking forever. 

You ended up super bored and started picking at the peels. 

You picked up a carrot peel and for some reason decided to sling it????

It hit him right in between his eyebrows lmfaooooooo

After that it was over, we’re talking full on food fight

Jumin doesn’t play. 

You ended up with like a million vegetable peels in your hair and eating dinner very late. 

Saeran: 

One day you decided to introduce Saeran to the wonders of pranks. 

Harmless pranks that is. 

You drove to the nearest mcdonalds and ordered an ice cream cone. 

Saeran had no idea what you were about to do so of course he thought the ice cream was for him

When you pulled up to the window and grabbed your order by the ice cream instead of the cone his eyes nearly popped out of his head. 

He couldn’t understand why you would waste perfectly good ice cream. 

Neadless to say you ended up driving to another mcdonalds to get him a new cone

V:

So honestly the only thing that comes to mind is making him feel bowls full of weird stuff like cooked spaghetti noodles or peeled grapes

The kind of weird stuff you have to do at halloween parties

He hates it

You switch out random things just so he ends up touching whatever weird thing you’ve put in place

He just throws them at you and hopes he hits his target

Somehow he usually does. 

Vanderwood: 

How Jumin actually is: pure innocent cinnamon roll

How we see Yoosung: pure innocent cinnamon roll

How Yoosung actually is: Kink Child

How we see Zen: protective sex god

How Zen actually is: flustered sex god

How we see Jaehee: wife! Needs a vacation!

How Jaehee actually is: badass wife! Needs a vacation!

How we see Saeyoung: sexy sinnamon roll

Genre: Angst

Characters: MC x Seven/Luciel

a/n: Here are the Headcanons that this originated from: MC and the boys have a fight.   Angst fics so far: Zen Part 1 , Yoosung Part 1, Seven Part 1

You trudged into your Fiance’s office ready to confront him once again. Luciel had been working non-stop for 5 days straight. He was so stressed he had regressed to his bad habits of not eating or sleeping properly. He refused to come out of his office for dinner or come to bed when you asked him to.

You were getting super worried but he wouldn’t listen to you at all. You continued to confront him but to no avail. This time however, would be different. He was going to eat a good meal, take a shower, and a nap even if you had to force him to.

You began to pick up crumpled bags of chips and half empty cans of PhD Pepper. You threw them into a trash bag and once you were done you decided it was time to get Luciel’s attention.

You went to him and wrapped your arms around him to get his attention. You loved him even if he hadn’t washed in five days and smelled like potato chips.

“Luciel, honey, you’ve been up for days. Come take a nap with me” you cooed into his ear.

“Babe, I would love to but I just can’t.” he whined back.

His dark circles looked like bruises under his eyes and you bit your lip and tried again.

“If you’ll eat something healthy and take a shower I’ll make it worth your while” you flirted.

That seemed to do the trick. He paused his work and actually did what you asked for once. After he was clean and had eaten a healthy lunch the two of you ended up in bed. You were making out but he kept falling asleep.

You told him you could continue this after he got some sleep and he agreed. Damn, should’ve thought of this earlier. You promised to wake him up in two hours. After he finally passed out from exhaustion you called Vanderwood.

You thought that Vanderwood would be understanding. You guys were on almost friendly terms at this point. He mostly just liked it that he didn’t have to pick up after Luciel anymore.

During the call, Vanderwood didn’t say anything at and you were proud of yourself thinking you were helping. Maybe now Luciel won’t be so overworked.

You woke Luciel up even though you wanted to let him sleep. He always looked so adorable when he slept. He got back to work right away without even remembering your promise. Before he could get too far into work he got a call.

You went it to check on him when it seemed like maybe he was done with the call. He was still on the phone he just wasn’t speaking. The call went on for a long time and at one point he looked up at you in shock. After that his face turned red and he looked a little angry.

You tried to leave the room but he made a motion that told you to sit down and stay put while he finished the call. When the person on the other end hung up he swiveled around and stared at you.

“MC, do you know who I was just talking to on the phone?” he said in a deathly quiet voice.

You said nothing, waiting for him to elaborate.

“That was Vanderwood, and he said the funniest thing to me. He said that I shouldn’t be in this line of work if I can’t handle the pressure.” His started raising his voice  

“I was pretty shocked when he said that and when I asked what he was talking about he told me that you called him, but it turns out it wasn’t him it was the director, to chew him out about my workload. He said I shouldn’t take on more than I think I can handle. Now, why would he say that?”

“Luciel I was just worr-” You started to say but stopped when you saw his hand gesturing you to stop speaking.

“No, MC You had no right to do that. I don’t care what you thought. I thought I made this clear. I know what I can handle.” He had raised his voice. Not quite to the point of yelling but nearly there.

You’ve never seen him this angry before and you were scared. You decided that maybe staying quiet and letting him vent would help. That was the wrong move as he seemed to just get more frustrated with your silence.

“YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT MY JOB IS LIKE SO STOP BUTTING IN. MY WORK DOESN’T CONCERN YOU SO STOP INVOLVING YOURSELF. YOU HAD NO RIGHT AT ALL TO CALL VANDERWOOD.” At this point, he grabbed your shoulders and was shaking you roughly.

Tears were forming in your eyes “ Luciel stop you’re hurting me.” When he still wouldn’t let go you shoved him off of you harshly.

“I just thought I was helping you. Because of work you haven’t been eating or sleeping properly. I was only thinking about you.” You started to raise your voice as well.

“I don’t need you here MC, I don’t want your help. Stop interfering with my work and leave me alone.” When seven finally looked up at you his face fell upon seeing the pain on your face.

It felt as if your heart stopped beating. Your mind kept replaying the words “I don’t need you here.”  

“Y-you don’t mean that do you Luciel? I know you’re upset but this isn’t funny.” When he didn’t respond your heart shattered. You started to cry harder.

“Well, if that’s how you really feel then I guess this is it then.” You turned towards the door not feeling welcome there anymore.Right before you turned the doorknob you stopped and you prayed that your voice wouldn’t waver again.

“Goodbye Seven” you said through choked sobs.