ok yay

rpf is like 65% the most fun you've ever had and 35% the worst pain imaginable and a lot of the time you're feeling these simultaneously

sometimes rpf is just literally real

rpf is the only way into heaven

cant have a normal body cant have a good enough income cant have mental stability. but you know what you can have? rpf. never kill yourself

No amount of RPF will ever compare to the crimes of TMZ

if i was a celebrity i would try out all my popular rpf pairings irl to see if you freaks are onto anything

Actually rpf is the only ethical form of shipping because fictional shipping distracts from the themes of the work #darkwoke

*turns your post about The Character to about The Real Person*

i'm literally rpfing the most random fucking people but it's all literally true and real and no one understands even when it's right under everyone's noses. But it's fine

the rpf will continue until morale improves

RPF is Beautiful and Important

sometimes rpf is like "i think they were actually fucking for real but but i can't 'prove it' so i'm going to vividly imagine it and then write it" and sometimes it's like "i know they weren't fucking but i think it would be hot so i'm going to viviidly imagine it and then write it" and sometimes it's like "i think they very well could have been fucking and if they weren't then i think they probably wanted to but for various reasons never did so i'm going to implement that theory & tension it into a beautiful story where i create a world where they can be together and fuck nasty" and i think that's beautiful

sometimes rpf is just literally real