Rewumi

After many years of selective breeding, they've finally developed a breed of phoenix that, rather than self-immolating itself into ash, instead roasts itself to a perfect internal 165° F while burning off all the feathers, resulting in an instant, ready-to-eat poultry dinner.

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

*elaborate magical girl transformation sequence, but when it ends I’m lying dead on the floor, my outfit unchanged*

Oh my god reblog to save a me thank you

Reblogging even though it's way past Halloween bc this is an important reminder!

Stay away from anything with charcoal during this season if you are on ANY medication!!!

ok!