Unfinished and Unpolished

has anyone been getting recommended posts from the “pretend to be ants in a colony” tumblr community. because i swear to god i saw a post from there where an ant called another ant their “mate”. like its werewolf romance fiction

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

???

can no one just recognize a vibe these days why do we have to hate on him

Him? Babe those are clearly lesbians.

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

ive never felt more terminally online than i just did seeing pjackk's blog restored for that short a time... we could have all missed it...

we should get badges

Why did they start shooting at me with 50 calibur pistols when i try to see the fat guy leather rodeo at pride

i was humilated like a thirsty donkie again i feel like im just not welcome at these things

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

16 years

17 years

loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.

this person is posting from 1690

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you