gucci eye bags

i did it to test my- sasuke stop crying im trying to give my bad guy speech- i did it t- SASUKE SHUT THE FUCK UP

"itachi how do you do it" they ask. unfortunately the answer isnt so simple. not everyone can be the fall guy for the concept of Peace on Earth

you might be mad at me for all the things i did "wrong" HOWEVER have you considered being an older sibling js really hard

hiiiii (murderously)

hello gay people in my phone

long time no see. my passwords got sold on the darkweb. you know how it is

trying to get an optometrist appointment as a fugitive is insane....... the front desk girl is always like uchiha? like the clan? and then i have to hang up :/ im running out of walmarts

real reason i killed my clan is cuz acab

happy pride to all the gay people of the world. as a straight ally i- just kidding lol can you imagine

the best part about being dead with your gang is that you no longer have to worry about them finding out you're a double agent for the state :) hey sasori when did you get here

showing up to the akastuki zoom meeting late and muted with video off. no i will not turn my camera on. my eyeliner is uneven :(