every shade of pink is so phenomenal

SORRY but how many times have u streamed ur top song

pretending I don't care about becoming a vampire so that it happens faster

"lol chihuahua liker" i cannot imagine having dislike in your heart for such a small creature. sorry if you've been exposed to untrained and/or overstimulated chihuahuas but basically they're little and sometimes they get cold so you have to give them sweaters

“mutuals for 7 years” at this point we’re cousins or something

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on

Sorry for being obsessed with love. As if it's my fault

what’s the funniest show that could be pitched to someone tumblr style like “omg watch this there is a gay character and autistic representation!”

It's always sunny in Philadelphia

Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

doing nothing is one of the most noble things a girl can do