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fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years
science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years

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i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.
“why did the jedi not know that thing they didn’t know and couldn’t have known because it was actively being concealed from them by someone who had the exact means to hide things from mind readers because he also had those powers” genuinely how yall sound
voy textposts 4. its getting out of hand
valkyrie cain truly is the most character of all time. she killed a guy at 12 years old. she inherited a haunted house. her coworker is a skeleton. she didn’t fucking go to school. she’s ripped as hell. she accidentally started a cult made up of about five people. she’s bisexual. she sees the future but really inaccurately. she has a pet dog. she’s the antichrist. she dates a scottish necromancer who works as a teacher. she survived a zombie apocalypse. she has guilt over killing someone who is still alive. she’s not allowed to drive the bentley. she destroys humanity. she saves humanity. she accidentally discovered the Bad parallel dimension. she’s broken out of several prisons. she birthed a race of gods. she has a brief stint as the antichrist again but this time religious flavoured. she can fly. there’s a timeline where she turns into a harpy. she does everything out of spite. she’s been decapitated. she has two evil doppelgängers. she’s a victim of medical malpractice. she fucking hates one cop in particular. she’s friends with loser gay zombies who own a pub. she accidentally caught the attention of budget edward cullen. she hates walking. the list goes on and on. truly the most character of all time.

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the rest of my phantom menace musings, just for fun...
Not Qui-Gon trying to force mind trick literally EVERY SINGLE PERSON THEY MEET. It's like his go-to anytime someone does something he doesn't like lol. And I’m absolutely cackling at how unbothered he is by the ‘always another fish’ thing. Even Obi-Wan piloting is freaking out a little, but Qui-Gon just sits in the back with that same little smirk on his face the ENTIRE time
After Artoo saves the ship and they successfully escape from the Trade Federation blockade Padme holds a little commendation ceremony thanking him for his bravery aaaaaa my heart that is sooo sweet
Baby Anakin is SO CUTE. But there’s also something so… I don’t know how to describe it. “I’m a person and my name is Anakin.” Those cute tiny blue eyes absolutely blaze. He’s bold and unafraid. “Have you come to free us?” Qui-Gon says no. “I think you have. Why else would you have come?” It doesn't feel like wishful thinking, or even childlike optimism. He's so confident about it. Almost like he knew what the Force really intended to happen. And his line, “No one can kill a Jedi” made me feel… too much. Heavy. knowing how much death he will see. how many Jedi he will grieve. how many he’ll kill. It was a startling contrast to his adorable little face.
For some reason Obi-Wan suggesting that they sell the Queen’s wardrobe to raise enough money to get their hyperdrive fixed on Tatooine is SO FUNNY to me
I forget that not only was Watto in on Anakin’s podracing, but he actively encouraged and even forced Anakin to participate once he realized how good the kid was. Makes me want to write an AU where instead of being freed, Anakin remains on Tatooine and eventually becomes a podracing champion… but he still has to find some way to get out from under Watto’s thumb… and maybe he gets a chance to race in other circuits, ends up on Coruscant for a big championship, and that’s how the Jedi encounter him for the first time… idk.
My translator/interpreter brain loves the little detail of the two-headed announcer for the Boonta Eve podrace interpreting in two languages—one head is Basic, the other Huttese!
The Naboo people take such good care of Anakin. There are several scenes of not just Padme but all of them looking after him—showing him the ship’s controls, comforting him when he was cold and homesick, teaching him about Coruscant. Absolutely adorable
Had some crazy thoughts about Naboo’s underwater scenes. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan piloting the watercraft through Naboo’s core to get to Theed implies that Naboo’s oceans go all the way down to the core in certain places… could its continents be floating? And what the heck is with all the ocean megafauna down there??? What if Naboo was once covered in megafauna like that, but nowadays only the oceanic ones are still alive? And since Palpatine is technically from Naboo… my brain went straight to some crazy Sith training where he goes down there and fights those crazy deep-dwelling monsters in his free time, just to practice… idk I feel like there’s lots of hidden lore here, and maybe there’s a book or something that proves all my theorizing wrong, but I had a lot of fun considering some of these options!
Darth Maul is the Wile E. Coyote of Star Wars. His plans get him killed every time, but he keeps coming back for more
Jedi neutrality in TPM comes not at all from not taking sides. They get there and pick a side in under five minutes. They are 100% team Naboo. No, their neutrality, and their cultural moral authority, comes from not having a stake in this fight. They're not mixed up in the trade federation. They don't have personal ties with the Naboo. They don't stand to benefit or to lose from the success of either party. They can just show up and say, hey, just decided you guys suck. And no one can accuse them of being secretly married to the Naboo queen or having offshore investments in the Lake country, or whatever completely hypothetical thing a person might have going on that would hypothetically compromise that neutrality
The night before Christmas, Francis Crozier was visited by three ghosts
i know we’re being hunted for sport right now by a giant supernatural bear we’ve angered but we have GOT to do something about the sodomy problem we have on this boat

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Leading the Blind
"Luke proved that attachment was a good thing and that the Jedi were all dogmatic and wrong"
is a take that fundamentally misunderstands both Luke as a character and the entire point behind Star Wars and the Jedi religion.
Luke didn't act out of attachment. If he did he would have killed Palpatine and Vader in a desperate attempt to save his friends.
Let's actually compare this to mister attachment aka Anakin, shall we.
If Anakin was in a position where some guy (for example Dooku) was responsible for Padmé, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, Rex etc. being in current life threatening danger, he would have killed that man and anyone who stood in his way. If there was another guy claiming to be his father that might have thrown him off for a bit but in pure rage and terror of what might happen to the people he loves he would have 10000% killed him, father or not (he literally tries to kill his surrogate father / brother out of attachment and greed and later succeeds IN THE MOVIES).
Luke however chooses AGAINST acting out of attachment. He doesn't let his fear for his loved ones control him. The literal moment he crashes out and eventually almost kills Vader is when Vader mentions Leia. His attachment to her led him to react with rage in a desperate attempt to protect her but then he realizes that that's WRONG. That he's playing into Palpatine's hands and giving himself over to the dark side, so he stops. He chooses not to become what Anakin let himself be turned into.
Luke's motivation for saving Vader is not attachment - it's compassion.
Attachment is to act on behalf of yourself. Attachment is choosing your own feelings over what the people you love would want. Attachment is sacrificing everything your wife stood for, choking her to unconsciousness because she doesn't react the way you want her to and trying to kill your own brother out of greed and jealousy. Attachment is selfish love - love that is about YOU and not the people around you.
Compassion is SELFESS love. Compassion is choosing others over yourself. Compassion is valuing the ideals and wants of the people you love - not just wanting to keep them by your side at all cost. Compassion is tossing away your lightsaber and letting yourself get tortured and almost killed because you REFUSE to act out of attachment and let anyone be hurt but yourself. Compassion is also to sacrifice yourself to save your child even though it gains you neither a better future nor him staying in your life.
Luke's compassion motivated Anakin to act out of compassion as well. That's what the movie is about, guys.
louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially
i think he's handling things really well.

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how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.