Synopsis: Left bloodied and blinded, Messmer searched. Not for revenge, but for his wife.
A/N: So, this fucking sunflower boss is kicking my ass. Im cooked.
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âAh! Mother, please!â In the middle of the room, sat the legend of the flames.Â
He balled up in agony, his fingers covered his faceâ his eyes entirely.Â
Blood seeped between the crevices of his digits, his eyes burned with an itch, a feeling he wanted to tear out.
âFor how could Iâ your spawn, be subjected to such a monstrosity of an ending?â The man cried out, his deep wails echoed throughout the chambers around his being.Â
Messmer mumbled incessantly, begging and twitching as his vision blackened.Â
He had to gain controlâ before the chaotic numb feeling goes too far, before his mind slips away completely.Â
Think of the throneÂ
Think of the orderÂ
Think ofâŚÂ
âWife,âÂ
He called out, saliva dripped down in a reddened pace between his lips.Â
Messmer reached out to nothing, to the blackness that surrounded him.Â
âWife!â He wailed
âDonâtâ donât leave me alone!âÂ
The lanky man keeled over, his hands beat against the wooden floor with fury.Â
âA-Answer me! Your husbandâ your Lord demands it!âÂ
With a slurred speech, he crawled, began to move toward where he thought the door might be.Â
His hand met with a stone wall, it stood firm against his blood covered palms.Â
He couldnât think- couldnât remember the size of the room, the chamber at all for that matter.Â
The pain was piercing his mind, it left fire in its wake.Â
âAughââÂ
The knight continued his mission, persisted onto finding the exit, the way to his home- his love.Â
Knees now scratched and molded over with scabs, he stopped his movement, as something cold came into contact with his dirtied palm.
Shakily a pale arm reached down once more and with his posture bent, he leered over the object.Â
It was fleshy, wet with a warming substance andâ
âNo,âÂ
Firm hands acted, looked for proof that could refuse the perverse thoughts invading his mind.Â
âNo, no, no!âÂ
Shaky fingers guided their way to a hand, it was soft, so small that he could cover it whole with his own.Â
He came into contact with a cold metal, a band that had been wrapped around the person's finger.Â
His darling wifeâs finger.Â
ââAh! No, thisâ this is a warning- a vision, it's a farce!âÂ
Not bothering to stop the blood from pouring down his chin, it fell atop of the bloodied woman.Â
Her eyes remained closed, the middle of her person laid into a deep maroon color.Â
As best as the weakened knight could, the woman was pulled towards him. She rested upon his lap like a deity.Â
Her head was angled towards him, it sagged into the manâs chest instantly.Â
He smelled the applesâ the Elder flowers that clung onto her stilled skin.
There was no denying, it was his love that lay crumpled in his arms like a wilted lily.Â
Only his cries were heard through the chamber, bouncing off the walls with ease as his wails got louder and louder.Â
The cries were wet, uneven hiccups accompanied the tears.Â
As if nature mourned her loss; thunder boomed, rain seeped down to drench the land and the wind howled beneath the winking stars.Â
The manâs shoulders shook, he howledâ it was too much, too far beneath the golden rays he was promised.Â
Burying his head into her neck the man refused to move.Â
His kin could walk through the gates nowâ with a cure for his blindness yet he would say put.Â
For his protective reign is over.Â
Now that his purpose lay still and quiet.Â
His grip tightened, wide knuckles turned white with pressure.Â
âThy will bury it all in flame,âÂ
His voice but a whisper among the pelting rain.Â
âI will offer it all; and join thee with the heads of the filthy accusers, who dare put thy to rest.âÂ
Biting down on his cheeks, more crimson seeped down with unwanted reign.Â
âRest, my wife,â his forehead met with hers, the surface sticky and wet.Â
âMy love will hold me hereââ
âânnnghh,âÂ
Thin red brows raised, with his mouth agape he let out a noise like no other.Â
âDarling, love, please!â He didnât know what he was begging for, but it came out in unseen repetition
Her mind was foggy, vision even more so as her arm raised above her being.Â
It felt as if daggers pierced through her chest, and needles laid about her arms like unseen birthmarks.Â
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do you also think Ashveil, the very voracity coded character, his favourite thing to do when it comes to sex is oral (darling receiving)? He can't just stop "eating" them.
Oh you know it.
Ashveilâs appetite is ravenous. He is never happier than when he is firmly locked between your thighs, lapping at your cunt like a starving man. His grip on your plush thighs is unrelenting and at times almost bruising.
His pace varies from soft and gentlemanly to intense and beast-like. Ashveil doesnât mind neglecting his own pleasure in favour of eating toy out (plus itâs not like he hasnât cummed from just eating youâŚ).
It doesnât matter if youâre willing or not, he will go down on you multiple times a week. Preferably every day. One of his favourite things to do is to lay a little good old fashioned hide and seek, where he chases you down. The price from finding you is to eat you out.
Ashveil does not care if youâre on your period. One man's trash is another man's treasure. Itâs a gross sight seeing his lower face covered in blood. Youâre starting to wonder if the man is actually a vampireâŚ
He looooves it when you sit on his face (it doesnât matter if he is forcing you). It gets him going lie crazy and he would gladly suffocate underneath your weight.
The humidity of the room seemed to reach an all time high, as the summer season had reached its dreadful peak. People outside could be seen wearing tank tops and shorts, ice cream dripping down their lips and fingers, while some bolder individuals had decided to completely forgo their clothing, promptly streaming themselves for the whole of Planarcadia to see. Imaginae roamed as far as the eye could see, their various shapes and colours should be fun to see...
If it were not for the man behind you.
His office was disgusting, and he had no cash to pay for any cooling. The freezer he typically slept in was out of commission until tomorrow evening, a fact which he would practically whine about every five minutes. Ashveil's voice would become so shrill in those moments, as if he were a little boy tugging on your sleeve, and not the ancient relic of a man he actually was.
You'd point that fact out sometimes to him, mocking him in hopes to dampen his spirits, but your words always seemed to have an opposite effect on him.
As a matter of fact, the harder you seemed to bite, the more he enjoyed it, often times bickering back, coming out on top as the superior party.
Freak. That's what he was. A freak who had you under lockdown 24/7, and he would never say why. It's not as if he could just lock you up in his office, but the way he would always trail behind you like a loyal mutt was akin to being chained to a wall.
Even with your eyes focused on the outside world, it was impossible to ignore the tension in the room. From the corner of your eye, you could see how his long, frazzled hair had stuck to his forehead, sweat trickling down his face as he watched you like a hawk.
Was the man even blinking?
Who knows. Perhaps he doesn't want to, as he always took a massive kick with making you queasy.
You tried to focus on the children right below the Ashen Detective Agency, as they played around with a ball. One little boy kicked, while the other made sure to grab the ball as it was mid air, and the third one was recording the whole thing.
Ashveil had risen up from his seat, a loud grumble scraping past his lips. Each footstep he took felt as if someone was tying a knot around your hands, over and over.
His hand soon found a place on your shoulder, the metal fingers grazing the fabric of your bare skin. You could feel the heat radiating off him, as his clothes only seemed to stick with yours due to the sweat. Ashveil wasn't wearing his hat anymore, somehow making him look more handsome than he had any right to be.
He was always handsome, unfortunately, even if he did see himself as an old man. This was a fact you would never admit out loud, not even if he threatened to pull out your teeth with his bare hands. One by one, they would come undone, you could already picture how the metallic tang of blood would fill your mouth and dribble down your chin, as La Mancha himself held you in place with his legendary power.
Hah. As if he was capable of such violence... Towards you.
That's what this was all about in the end - his inability to properly act out on his desires, but somehow still managing to rope you into his schemes.
To say that the man was shady from day one would be the understatement of the century. He had an appetite for you, and it only grew with each tick of the clock. Even now, in this boiling heat, he could not keep his distance, instead prompting to stay close as humanly possible.
Sometimes you wondered, if he could, he would take the chance to merge your body with his own. Be it by devouring you on the spot, locking you away in that cursed arm of his, or perhaps discovering a new way to bind you to his being, he would gladly take it.
But your word and will are so important to him. Every shout, every cry, every single little pout he engraves deep inside his memory and keeps them stored under lock and key. He saw it as a form of penance for his growing paranoia, and he deserved to be guilty.
Ashveil should act like a proper gentleman, not like some paranoid crazy man.
And yet, here he was.
Even with his lips pressed together, you could sense how much he wished to sink his teeth deep in your neck. His cheap cologne invaded every pore and crevice of your body, which made you tremble ever so slightly.
Ashveil saw it, of course he did. He would never miss anything when it came to you, no matter how miniscule.
He wished to kiss you, was your most logical guess. Even after sticking to you like a bee does to honey, he never kissed you. He did not dare try, because he did not wish to provoke your ire.
He was a scoundrel, a former hunter who fell from grace and now worked a dead end job, who also just happened to keep you chained to his being.
And he loved you like no one had before. There was no human being in the universe who could ever adore you in the same vein Ashveil did. He'd claw out his heart and rip his eyes out before ever allowing a single hair to fall from your pretty little head, and he would do it all with a sweet smile on his face. He could be so shameless when it came to his affection, not caring who could see.
He made you feel so sick.
But you still turned your head, just enough to look into his eyes. They seemed surprised, as he was caught off guard for the first time in ages. Ashveil hummed as the tips of his fingers caressed your shoulder, gazing at your own lips in the process.
He was lost in thought, so laser focused on trying to keep the dam of his desires at bay, but so seemingly lost in the horrible heat spreading between you two.
He was a rotten bastard, is what you should have said.
Instead, you decided to kiss him. It was fast and sudden, the contact making him audibly yelp as he tightly gripped your shoulder. Ashveil didn't kiss you back, he couldn't. He was too excited, too overjoyed, too frightened to even breathe, let alone think.
The detective felt his knees buckle, those old joints of his now full of youthful rigor, but he wanted nothing less than to fall onto the ground, hold you close and chant your name over and over.
Perhaps he really was sick - why else would he feel like this?
He whined when you pulled away, a sad sound to hear coming from him. Pathetic did not even begin to cover that look on his face, but the word would have to suffice for now.
It felt good to know that even with all of his strength, you still could grasp some power with your own hands. If you ever kiss him like that again, you were sure that death would claim him. He had lived through countless wars, fought countless battles and had witnessed so many deaths that it was astonishing how he was still alive.
But a simple kiss could undo him more than a bullet ever could. It truly was a gamble for the ages.
Although, it was a high risk, high reward type of gamble.
What would happen if he decided to abandon his principles and just take what he desired? After all, he was a hunter.
Such is his nature.
And beasts never think of how they'll harm their prey.
All that matters in the end is him going for the kill.
⢠FEATURES: ashveil x gn!reader, fluff, domestic fluff, food as love language, indirect kiss (itâs not important to the fic but i just thought to add it anyway LOL), not proofread
⢠WORD COUNT: 4,668
⢠NOTE: this is my contribution for this month ueueueue ,,,, i havenât done the 4.1 quest yet btw so if things donât align with the canon, then oopsies! but iâve seen ashveilâs in game messages (specifically the one where mr. n told the trailblazer about ashveilâs eating habits!) a lot on x so this inspired me to create this fic. enjoy!!
⢠ALSO ON: ao3
âCan I help you?â
Ashveil stares down at the person on the other side of the door like heâs trying to decide if theyâre real or just another thing his brain coughed up out of boredom.
The office is quiet in the way it only ever gets when everyone else has scattered off somewhere. The Furbos are gone, Mister N is gone, even the usual background noise feels like itâs packed up and left him behind. So when someone knocked, it echoed up until even his own agencyâloud, annoying, and intrusive.
And here you are.
The first thing he notes is that you donât look like trouble. Not that ânot looking like troubleâ has ever stopped trouble before, but stillâyouâre just standing there, holding a bag that smellsâhe sniffs, subtleâgood. Really good.
âIâum, sorry,â you start, already sounding like you think youâve made a mistake. âI was looking for someone. Is Nihiluxââ
âNo,â Ashveil cuts in, leaning his weight against the doorframe like heâs got nowhere to be. Whichâreallyâhe doesnât. âShe doesnât work here anymore.â
You blink, as if you didnât expect the answer to come that quickly or maybe at all.
âOh,â you say, and then you start talking.
You ramble. The words spills out of you in uneven, apologetic wavesâabout Nihilux, about how sheâd often forget to eat, how youâd bring her food because sheâd get so caught up in her art that hours would pass and she wouldnât notice, how you werenât even sure if sheâd still be here but you thought youâd check anyway because itâs been a while andâ
Ashveil listens.
Thereâs something oddly nice about it. The way your words tumble over each other, the way you circle back and correct yourself, the way you keep glancing at him like you expect him to shut the door any second now.
He doesnât. Instead, he hums once, low in his throat, just enough to let you know heâs still there.
ââŚand yeah,â you finish, a little breathless. âSorry. I didnât mean to just⌠talk so much. You probably donât even care.â
âDidnât say that,â he replies, shrugging his shoulders.
Flustered, you look down at the bag in your hands.
âWell, since sheâs not hereâŚâ you say, holding it out toward him, hesitant but decided all the same, âyou can have this. I meanâonly if you want. It was for her, but itâd be a waste otherwise. And I already bothered you, soâŚâ
Ashveil blinks. âFor me?â he echoes, like he needs to hear it again to make sure he didnât misinterpret anything.
You nod quickly. âAs an apology for talking your ears off.â
He takes it.
âThank you,â he says, thumb hooking into the plastic as he lifts it slightly. Itâs warm and fresh. His stomach reacts immediatelyâtraitorous thing.
You smile, small and relieved. âOkay. Iâll go now,â you say, stepping back. âSorry again.â
And just like that, youâre gone.
He doesnât go back to his office right away. Instead, Ashveil lingers by the door, fingers resting loosely against the handle as he stares at the empty hallway like it might shift and give you back if he waits long enough. He almost expects the sound of hurried footsteps returning, like you might realize you changed your mind and went to retrieve the food you gave him.
You donât.
He exhales through his nose and shuts the door.
When he turns back into the agency, itâs dim, cluttered, and quietly decaying in ways that have long since stopped bothering him. Bottles crowd every available surfaceâsome empty, some not, and none of them particularly organized. Pills sit scattered where they were last left, and papers cover the walls and desk in uneven layers, their contents faded into irrelevance even to him. The computer hums steadily in the background, and the freezer in the corner hangs slightly open, leaking cold air into the room like itâs waiting for attention he wonât give.
He ignores all of it.
Instead, he clears a small space on the desk with a sweep of his arm, sending a few sheets of paper sliding to the door, and sets the bag down. Thereâs nowhere to sit, so he leans his weight against the edge of the desk, glancing at it for a moment longer before opening it.
The smell hits him immediately andâ
Oh.
Thatâs⌠yeah. It smells good.
He reaches in, not bothering to look for utensils, and takes a bite.
The effect is immediate: he stills, jaw going slack for a second before he actually chews, like his brain needed a moment to catch up with what just happened.
Itâs been a long time since food tasted like thisâlong enough that heâd stopped expecting it to. Thereâs no bitterness, no stale aftertaste, no underlying sense that heâs eating something just because itâs there. Itâs warm, properly made, and unmistakably intentional in a way that most of what he consumes isnât.
He swallows, then takes another bite.
And then another.
And another.
And another.
Somewhere along the way, the pace picks up without him noticing. His hand moves before he thinks about it, reaching back into the bag again and again, like something in him is trying to make up for something itâs been missing. And by the time he realizes it, heâs already halfway through and still reaching for more.
The door opens behind him.
Ashveil doesnât turn around right away. He just takes another bite, slower this time, as if the interruption doesnât quite register as urgent. He hears soft and light footsteps padding closer, and only glances over his shoulder after he swallows.
ââŚMr. Ashveil,â Mister N calls. The Slumbernana Monkey stands in the hallway, small and still, holding a thin plastic bag filled with fruits that arenât clearly bananas. His gaze shifts from Ashveil, to the food, and back to him again. âWhere did you get the food?â
The detective hums softly, leaning his hip more firmly against the desk as he tilts his head back slightly to swallow. âSomeone dropped by.â
âSomeone did?â
âMhm.â He taps the edge of the container with his fingers. âThey were looking for the former president of Furbobo Weekly. Said they were a friend of hers and that they usually bring her food. I told them she doesnât work here anymore.â
âDid you get their name?â Mister N asks.
Ashveil glances down at the half-finished meal. He shrugs. âI didnât ask,â he says. âThey left right after handing this over.â
His assistantâs eyes linger on him for a moment, his expression unreadable yet attentive. âAnd your stomach?â he asks after a beat.
Ashveil lets out a soft scoff. âItâs fine,â he says. Thereâs a slight pause before he adds, more honestly this time, âBetter than fine actually.â
âYouâre sure?â
âYeah,â Ashveil says, glancing at Mister N with the faintest hint of dry amusement. âI havenât died yet.â
A small silence settles between them.
After a moment, Ashveil lifts the container in a casual manner. âYou want some?â
Mister Nâs gaze lingers on the container, as if weighing the offer more seriously than expected. Then he gives a small, polite shake of his head.
âNo,â he says. âYou should finish it yourself.â
Ashveil studies him for a second, searching for any sign of hesitation or hidden interest, but finds none. Mister N simply steps further into the room and places the thin bag of fruit on top of the slightly open freezer.
âSuit yourself,â Ashveil mutters.
He shrugs it off easily and turns his attention back on the food. If anything, Mister Nâs refusal seems to settle something in himâpermission, maybe, to keep going without restraint.
So he does.
He digs in again. Bite after bite, steady and unthinking, until the world narrows down to taste and warmth and the simple act of eating. The room fades into the backgroundâthe clutter, the dim lighting, the hum of machineryâall of it blurring at the edges compared to whatâs right in front of him.
Across the room, Mister N remains.
By the time the container is nearly empty, his pace finally begins to slow. He leans back slightly, exhaling through his nose as he looks down at what little remains.
He just stares at it briefly. Then, almost absently, he finishes the last bite. Ashveil rolls his shoulder, shifting his weight as he sets the empty container aside.
Itâs not often that something lingers like this. Not just the tasteâthough that tooâbut the feeling of it. The care behind it. The fact that it hadnât even been meant for him at all, and yetâŚ
His gaze drifts, unfocused, toward the door.
You hadnât stayed long. Had barely given him time to ask anything, really. No name, no detailsâjust a bag of food and a hurried apology before disappearing down the hall like you were never there to begin with.
And stillâ
He wonders if heâll get to see you again.
The thought comes easier than expected, settling somewhere in the back of his mind as he glances once more at the now-empty container and, briefly, to the sideâat the bag of fruit resting untouched atop the freezer.
If he doesâŚ
Wellâheâd have to say thank you. Properly, this time.
Since that day, Ashveil hasnât seen you again. Not that he was lookingâat least not in a way heâd willingly admit.
Days pass the same way they always do. Work comes and goes in irregular bursts, and the agency remains just as cluttered, just as dim, just as stagnant as ever. If anything changed, itâs subtle enough that he doesnât bother naming it.
Still, every now and then, the memory resurfaces. A passing thought while heâs staring at nothing in particular. The faint recollection of warmth that doesnât come from anything in the room. The taste of something that had no right being as good as it was.
Itâs annoying, honestly, because it lingers.
Itâs not enough to distract himânot enough to derail anythingâbut enough that, on occasion, he catches himself thinking that if did happen to run into you again, heâd say something. Just a quick acknowledgment, maybe. A simple thank you; tell you the food was good.
Thatâs all.
Which is probably why he wasnât expecting for it to actually happen.
âFresh air,â Mister N had said earlier. âIt would be beneficial for your health.â
Ashveil had stared at him for a long while, unimpressed. Eventually, he left anyway.
Now heâs outside, one hand tucked into his pocket while the other rests loosely around the handle of his cane. His shoulders are slightly hunched, his stride unhurried, the cane more of an extension of habit than necessity as he walks with no real destination in mind.
The air feels different out hereâless stale, less suffocatingâbut he wouldnât go as far as to call it refreshing.
He follows the sidewalk without thinking too hard about it. People move around him in a steady flowâfaces he doesnât know, lives he doesnât care about, all carrying on with a sense of purpose he doesnât share.
And then, he slows.
And there you are.
Standing at the edge of the street, waiting for the stoplight to change. Grocery bags hang from both of your arms, the thin plastic stretched taut from the weight of whatever it is you bought. You shift slightly where you stand, attention fixed on the traffic passing by as you wait for your turn to cross.
Ashveil comes to stop a few steps behind you. For a moment, he just looksâlike heâs confirming something.
Youâre real. Not a trick of memory, not something his brain conjured out of boredomâyouâre actually here, in the same space, close enough that if he wanted to, he could just walk up andâ
âŚ
He exhales softly through his nose. Right.
This is it then. The chance.
He straightens just a little, before finally closing the distance between you.
âHello.â The word comes out casual, low, just enough to catch your attention without startling you. Your head turns at the sound of his voice.
Ashveil hadnât really expected muchâat most, a polite glance, maybe the brief confusion of someone trying to place a stranger. Instead, recognition settles in almost immediately, and he sees it happen. The slight widening of your eyes, the way your expression brightens like something just clicked into placeâand then youâre looking at him properly.
It catches him off guard.
For a moment, he just stands there, his grip on the cane adjusting ever so slightly as the moment lands in a way he hadnât prepared for. Thereâs a flicker of something in his chestâlight and unexpectedâand he canât quite pin it down before it settles somewhere deeper.
Flattering, he realizes. Weirdly so.
He hadnât thought he left much of an impression. Your interaction had been brief, barely anything worth remember on your endâor at least thatâs what he assumed. People donât usually hold onto things like that. And yet here you are, looking at him like youâre genuinely glad to have recognized him.
It does something to his stomach, an unfamiliar flutter that makes him shift.
He frowns faintly to himself, already dismissing it. Probably just hunger. It makes senseâyou did give him food, after all. Itâs only natural to associate you with that.
âHello!â you greet him, voice warm despite the noise of the traffic. âItâs so nice to see you again.â
For the first time since he met you, Ashveil smiles. âThank you for the food last time,â he says. âThat was the first time in a while that Iâve had such good food.â
Thereâs a flicker of surprise across your face before it melts into something else, something almost shy, and then you laughâlight, a little flustered, like you donât quite know what to do with the compliment. âIâm glad you enjoyed my cooking!â
Ashveil watches the way you react, the way your grip shifts on the plastic bags hanging from your arms, and his gaze briefly drops to them. The thin handles dig int your fingers slightly where the weight pulls down, and you adjust them again without really thinking about it. He frowns just a little.
He lifts a hand, pointing at the bags. âDo you need help carrying those around?â
You shake your head almost immediately. âOh, thereâs no need! I can handle just fine!â
Thereâs no hesitation in your voice, no sign that youâre struggling in a way youâd admit, but Ashveil doesnât look convinced.
âI insist,â he replies. âHereâlet me.â
Before you can properly protest, he steps out and reaches out, sliding the bags off your arms in one smooth motion with his free handâthe other still occupied with his cane. The shift in weight is immediate, the pressure gone before you can brace against it.
âWaitââ you start, a little startled, your hands hovering awkwardly. âYou donât really have to. I meanâ I donât want to trouble you.â
Ashveil adjusts his grip on the bags, barely sparing them a glance as he settles them comfortably at his side.
âYouâre not troubling me,â he says, like itâs the simplest thing in the world. âIf anything, you can think of this as payment for the food last time.â
âBut you donât need to anything to return the favor,â you insist, brows knitting slightly as you look at him. âI gave it to you because I wanted to, not because I expected anything back.â
âI know,â he says. âIâm choosing to do it.â
You open your mouth like youâre about to protest again, but the words donât quite come out this time. ââŚokay,â you relent, reluctant. âIf youâre really sure.â
âI am.â
The stoplight changes from green to red, the steady stream of cars slowing to a halt, and once the moment itâs safe, the crowd begins to move, carrying you and Ashveil along with it as you step off the curb and into the crosswalk.
For a while, the two of you walk quietly, your pace naturally adjusting to match his, but it doesnât take long before the silence gives way to something easier.
Ashveil glances at you. âYour friend,â he starts, casual. âDid you find out where she mightâve moved?â
Thereâs a small shift in your expressionâsomething brighter. âI did, actually,â you say. âShe apparently forgot to tell me about it. Iâve started bringing her food again like before, so⌠sheâs eating properly now.â
Ashveil hums. âGood,â he says. âIâm glad you found her.â
You smile at that, and the conversation continues from there without much effort. He asks what you do, and when you tell him youâre a chef, he isnât surprised.
âThat explains a lot,â he murmurs, almost to himself.
You laugh lightly. When you turn the question back on him, he doesnât hesitate.
âIâm a detective,â he says.
âOh.â You blink, clearly intrigued. âReally?â
âMhm.â
The details that follow are sparse, but itâs enough to keep the conversation goingâsmall exchanges, bits of curiosity traded back and forth. By the time you reach your apartment building, it almost feels the walk passed quicker than it should have.
You lead him upstairs, the familiar surroundings closing in as your unlock the door and step inside, holding it open for him as he follows you in. The space is modest but lived-in.
âJust set them down in the kitchen counter, please,â you say.
Ashveil nods once and does exactly that, placing the bags down with care.
For a second, he just stands there. Then, as if remembering himself, he shifts his weight back, hand adjusting around the handle of his cane.
âIâll take my leave now,â he starts, already turning slightly toward the door. âThanks forââ
âWait!â
He pauses, turning around.
You hesitate only briefly before continuing, fingers fidgeting together for a moment as you glance at him. âWould you⌠like to stay for lunch?â
Ashveil smiles. âYouâre very kind,â he says. âBut are you sure? I donât want to be a bother.â
You shake your head immediately.
âOh, no, not at all!â you insist, words tumbling out before you can slow them down. âI really donât mind, I promise! I actually like cooking for other people more than just for myself, and itâs not like I had anything else planned anyway, and you did help me carry all of those groceriesâwhich you really didnât have to, by the wayâand you said you liked my food last time, soâ so itâs kind of like Iâm just, um, returning the favor? I think?â
He considers your words quietly, gaze lingering in a way that suggests heâs weighing more than just the offer itself.
âAlright,â he says, and your face brightens almost instantly, the shift in your expression so quick and genuine that itâs hard to miss.
âReally? Okayâ great!â you say, already turning toward the kitchen with renewed energy. âYou can just make yourself at home! Iâll, umâ Iâll start on the food.â
Ashveil nods. He doesnât wander far. Instead of taking a seat somewhere in the living room, he steps over the kitchen island and settles there, positioning himself just off to the side where he wonât be in your way.
From there, he watches.
You move about your kitchen, pulling ingredients from bags and cabinets and the refrigerator, setting things down with a familiarity that suggests youâve done this a thousand times over.
Youâre meticulous, he thinks. Your hands move with certainty as you wash, peel, and cutâyour knife gliding through ingredients with practiced ease as if it already knows where itâs meant to go before it gets there. Nothing is rushed, but nothing is wasted either.
And you look comfortableâlike this space was made specifically for you or maybe the other way around.
Ashveil admires it. The passion, the ease, the care you put into something as simpleâbut also not simple at allâas making a meal. Itâs different from anything heâs used to, and he finds himself drawn to it in a way that doesnât feel forced.
At one point, you lift a wooden spatula from the pan, bringing it up to your lips to taste. Your shifts almost immediately afterâyour eyes light up and a pleased smile forms like youâve just confirmed something you were hoping for.
Ashveil watches that too.
And he assumes thatâs all it isâthat youâll go back to cooking, or maybe take another taste for good measure. So when you repeat the motion, lifting the spatula again, he thinks nothing of it. At least not until you turn and extend it toward him.
He blinks, momentarily caught off guard, his gaze shifting from the spatula to your face, where youâre looking at him expectantly.
ââŚyou want me to have a taste?â he asks, almost dumbly. You nod.
Thereâs a brief pause before he leans forward slightly, accepting the offer without further question.
The moment it hits his tongue, everything else falls away.
The flavor is immediate and overwhelming in the best possible way, rich and layered and warm in a way that feels almost surrealâlike his senses werenât prepared for something like this and are now scrambling to catch up.
Itâs not just good. Itâsâ itâsâ
Ashveil stills.
For a second, he doesnât move, doesnât speak, doesnât even fully process that fact that heâs already swallowed, because his mind is too busy trying to reconcile how something so simple can taste like this.
If thereâs such a thing as paradiseâhe thinks distantlyâthen this must be it. Because wow.
âWhat do you think?â you ask, eyes bright with anticipation. âDo you like it?â
Like it? The thought echoes in his mind, almost incredulous. Like isnât even enough of a wordânot even close, not something that could possibly hold the weight of what he just tastedâbecause it feels like trying to contain something vast inside something far too small.
He loves it.
Itâs almost absurd, reallyâhow something can taste this good, how youâve managed to take what he already thought was the best meal heâd had in years and somehow surpass it. The first time he tasted your cooking, it had already felt like a rare exception, a one-time thing he wasnât expecting to experience again. And yet here you are, proving him wrong in the span of a single taste.
âI do,â he finally says, though even that feels like an understatement. Thereâs a brief pause before he exhales softly, something almost like disbelief slipping through.
âItâsâŚâ he starts, then stops, brows furrowing slightly as if heâs searching for the right word and finding none that quite fit. ââŚbetter than the last one.â
Which, considering everything, says more than it should.
âIs that even possibleâŚ?â he mutters, more to himself than you.
You fluster almost immediately under the weight of his attention, the way his gaze lingers making you take a small step back, a shy laugh slipping past your lips.
âIâm so happy you like this one as well!â you say, a little breathless, a little embarrassed, but unmistakably pleased. âI canât wait to finish cooking so you enjoy it in its full glory!â
Before Ashveil can respond, youâve already turned back to the stove, slipping right back into your rhythm like nothing happenedâlike his reaction didnât settle somewhere warm and lasting beneath your ribs.
His gaze drifts briefly to the pan, then back at you.
Me too, he muses.
He canât wait to eat.
Ashveil doesnât realize how much heâs eaten until thereâs barely anything left.
The plate in front of him is nearly empty, reduced to scattered remnants that wouldnât even qualify as a proper serving anymore. He leans back slightly, gaze lingering on whatâs left.
âŚRight. He could finish it. Easily.
The thought comes without hesitation because thereâs no doubt about itâif he wanted to, he could clear the plate in seconds. Thereâs no fullness weighing him down in any way, no real resistance from his body that would stop him. If anything, thereâs still that lingering pull, that subtle urge to keep going, to chase the taste just a little longer. Butâ
His eyes flick up briefly, landing on you. Youâre still eating, slower than he had been. He looks back at his plate.
Heâs already had three servings. Thatâs⌠more than enough. Without much ceremony, he sets his utensil down and nudges the plate just a fraction away from himself. Thatâs where it ends.
He knows he wants more. He also knows he doesnât need it. Andâmore importantlyâhe doesnât want to look greedy.
The thought is faintly amusing, enough that the corner of his mouth twitches just slightly. Itâs not something he usually concerns himself withâappearances, impressions, any of thatâbut here, now, sitting across from you with the aftertaste of something genuinely good still lingering on his tongue⌠It matters. A little.
Besides, you should eat too.
Eventually, the plates are cleared, the conversationâwhatever remains of itâsettles into something softer until it naturally reaches its end. Ashveil rises not long after, adjusting his grip on his cane as he prepares to leave.
âThank you for the meal,â he says, voice low but genuine. âIt was very good.â
That feels insufficient. It is insufficient. But for now, itâll have to do.
He turns toward the door, already expecting that to be the end of itâthe natural conclusion to something that, realistically, shouldnât have extended this far to begin with.
âWaitââ
He pauses mid-step. Thereâs a brief beat before he turns back, brows lifting ever so slightly in quiet question.
You hesitate, just for a second, before speaking. âDo you want to take some food home?â
Ashveil blinks. ââŚhome?â he echoes, like the concept needs a moment to settle.
You nod, already moving toward the kitchen. âThereâs still plenty left,â you explain, voice a little quicker now, like youâre trying to justify it before he can refuse. âAnd you said you liked it, so I figuredââ
âYou donât have to do that.â
You pause, glancing back at him.
âIâve already had more than enough,â he continues. âThree servings isââ he huffs lightly, almost amused under his breath, ââgenerous, to say the least.â
âThatâs fine,â you insist. âI made a lot on purpose.â
Thereâs no hesitation in your expression, no polite obligation dressed up as generosityâjust something straightforward and sincere, offered without expectation. It makes refusing feel unnecessarily difficult
ââŚstill,â he starts, though thereâs less conviction behind it now, âI donât want to impose.â
âYouâre not.â
Youâve already started packing the food before he can argue further, moving with that same easy decisiveness heâd noticed earlier, like this outcome had been decided the moment the thought crossed your mind.
ââŚalright,â he relents.
By the time you return, handing him the neatly packed container, he takes it without further protest, his fingers brushing briefly against yours in the exchange.
ââŚthank you,â he says.
You walk him to the door after that.
He adjusts the container in his hand, already calculating how long itâll last, how best to portion it, how Mister N will probablyâ
âYou can come back whenever, you know.â
Ashveil pauses.
âI donât mind cooking for you.â
He stills, before turning his head slightly, just enough to look at you.
You donât seem to think much of it. To you, itâs probably just a polite offerâsomething said out of kindness, out of habit, out of the same easy generosity that led you to hand him food in the first place. But to him, it doesnât land lightly.
Come back whenever.
Ashveilâs grip tightens around the container in his hand. He could brush it off. Treat it like nothing. Let it pass the same way most things do. That would be the easier option.
Exceptâ
ââŚIâll take you up on that offer.â
Š 2026 kominigiru.
end note: ashveil when he tasted mcâs cooking for the first time:
was aiming for this to be much longer but i kind of ??? lost my motivation writing halfway so ummmm yeah. sorry about that (?) !!!! my brain is on thesis mode and not fanfic writing mode rn unfortch đđ
That morning was definitely...something. First thingŮŤ you woke up to being nearly squished to death. During the nightŮŤ youâsomehowâended up with Azul underneath you and squeezing you with what felt like a death grip. Jade had laid peacefully beside the two of youŮŤ but his arm seemed to have a tight grip around your waist. For Floyd and GrimŮŤ it was honestly surprising how similarly they slept: Sprawled out like the owned and paid for the bed. The difference was Grim was small enough to lay on top of youŮŤ and Floyd was not. SoŮŤ the eel seemed to have settled for the next best option of sprawling his limbs over you. At least when you slept in Leona's bedŮŤ HE had the decency to give you breathing room. You started viciously wriggling around to free yourselfŮŤ waking them up in the process.
NowŮŤ you and Grim were being brought back to prison. UnwillinglyŮŤ you might add. The only reason you hadn't put up more of a struggle is because you knew these three borderline PSYCHOPATHS had a plan to mess things upŮŤ and you were kinda here for it. You and GrimŮŤ bothŮŤ were really salty about everything.
"I still can't believe the Ramshackle pair fled to Octavinelle."
"And they stole the magic carpet. If the housewarden were to find out about this...Rrgh, what do we do?"
"I think we'd better take this to Vice Housewarden Jamil to start with."
"Hello, gentlemen. Mind if we pop by?"
With Grim in your arms and the magic carpet beside youŮŤ you followed Azul as he strolled before the two Scarabia members. The tweels followed behindŮŤ as if to make sure you and your fluffy companion didn't attempt to flee. You nervously adjusted your clothesŮŤ carefully balancing Grim so that you wouldn't accidentally drop him. Your current outfit that they dressed you in was a remarkable redesign of the Octavinelle House uniforms in a way that fit your clothing style. How they knew your clothing style was unknown to you. The creepier partŮŤ it was somehow your exact measurements when you don't remember ever getting measured...
"Good GRAVY, it's hot here. Feels like the middle of summerŮŤ" Floyd groaned and began fanning himself with his hat. The two boys before you all looked thoroughly surprised.
"You're the Octavinelle guys who gave us a thrashing last night!"
"What do you want with Scarabia?"
"Permit me to apologize for what transpired last evening. It's only natural to believe and defend what's yours. But after I heard their story...It became clear to me that the two of them must've decided to act out and steal Scarabia's magic carpet. Once I realized my mistake, I took personal responsibility for the matter. I've brought them here to apologize in person for the trouble they've causedŮŤ and to return the magic carpet to its rightful ownerŮŤ as well."
"Rgh... It ain't fair, I tell ya..." Grim grumbled. The carpet seemed to nod.
"W-well, uh..."
"Thank you for the...help?"
"Guys. It's about time for morning training. If you're late, Kalim willâGh?!" Jamil froze at the sight in front of him.
"Why, Jamil! Hello there. How are you?" Azul greeted in delight.
"Azul Ashengrotto...and the Leech brothers as well? What are you doing here?"
"Our home isn't the most hospitable place in the wintertimeŮŤ" Jade explained.
"So we spend our holidays in the dorm! Aha ha!" Floyd laughed.
"Wh...What?"
"By the way, where might Kalim be? I'm here to return his magic carpet to himŮŤ" the conman stated.
"Er, ah...lf you need to deliver something, I'll take it to himŮŤ" Jamil offeredŮŤ attempting to pass Azul and approach you. Your best guess was so that he could lead you back inside.
The formerŮŤ howeverŮŤ was not so willing and stepped between the two of youŮŤ "Oh, but I insist! This magic carpet is a legendary artifact on par with national treasures. If it were discovered to be damaged later, Octavinelle would be held liable. We can't have that, now, can we? I would prefer to hand it to Kalim in person and have him assess its condition firsthand."
"Kalim wouldn't care even if it was damaged. Let me take itŮŤ and these troublemakersŮŤ off your hands, okay?" Jamil urged.
"Worry notâl won't even ask for my standard twenty percent finder's feeŮŤ" Azul hummed.
"Consider that our way of apologizing for our uncouth behavior towards Scarabia last nightŮŤ" Jade added.
"We also brought a seafood pizza as a little present. You wouldn't want it to get cold, wouldja?" Floyd purred.
"The point is, I would MUCH prefer to deliver it in person. He's awake by now, I trust?"
"No, really, he's not feeling up for anyâhey!
You can't just barge in, Azul!"
Jamil's words were of no useŮŤ though. Adult had already pushed passed himŮŤ dragging you along. Right behindŮŤ Floyd and Jade followed.
"Oh, hey, Azul. What brings you to our dorm?" Kalim wondered. With how calm he wasŮŤ it was probably safe to say that the Housewarden was kept out of the loop about last night's escape.
"Hello there. It's nice to see you, KalimŮŤ" Azul greeted. "Goodness me! Scarabia never fails to impress every time I visit. It's a veritable winter wonderland outside, yet in here, the sun's so hot that it might as well be midsummer. You would have vacationers coming in droves if you opened up a resort here. It's an ideal location."
"You don't say? I don't really have the savvy for business stuff, but thanks for the kind words!"
"At any rate, I'm here today because I caught your magic carpet. I'd like to return it to you."
"Really? It ran off again? I'm sorry you had to deal with thatŮŤ" Kalim apologized.
"Oh, it's no bother at allŮŤ" Azul reassuredŮŤ "By the way, is Scarabia having holidays in the dorm this year?"
"Yes, that's right. Is Octavinelle doing the same?"
"Why, yes! Fancy that! In fact, what say we take this opportunity to improve relations between our dorms?"
"Wha...?!"Jamil yelpedŮŤ finally catching up.
"It seems there are many things to be learned from Scarabia's unique studying style that was apparently adopted this winterŮŤ" Azul went on.
"That's right! I would be positively honored to host Octavinelle's housewarden here in our dormŮŤ" Kalim exclaimed.
"....Kalim, I recommend against thisŮŤ" Jamil advisedŮŤ finally grabbing a proper hold of you and pulling you away from Azul's side. His dragging caused you to stumbleŮŤ almost making you drop Grim.
"Aw, why?" The housewarden whined.
"The whole point of our current training regimen is to catch up to the other dorms. If we invite the housewarden of one of those other dorms to join us, we're showing the enemy our handŮŤ" Jamil chidedŮŤ taking Grim from your arms and setting him on the ground beside you.
"Oh, please. He's hardly an enemy. Besides, didn't you invite the Ramshackle residents?"
"Well, er...Yes..." The vice paused before continuingŮŤ "Look, Azul I'm saying this for your own good."
"You're absolutely right, Jamil. Other dorms are always going to be, on some level, our rivals in the grade standings. I'm afraid we'd best take our leave, boys. Kalim, Jamil, best of luck with your trainingŮŤ" Azul wished and turned back around towards the Tweels. ThenŮŤ he sighedŮŤ "Back to spending yet another holiday stuck indoors in the dead of winter, just the three of us. It's unavoidable, I suppose..."
"And after we worked so hard to capture that magic carpet and bring it back..." Jade added on.
"And it made a huge mess outta the Mostro Lounge in the process..." Floyd threw in.
The three let out a collective sighed and said in unisonŮŤ "Alas..."
"Layin' on the guilt trip a little thick there, don't ya think?!" Grim gaped.
You noticed Jamil rolling his eyes as he inspected youŮŤ checking for signs of your condition having worsened or the three of them having done something to you. He seemed relieved at finding nothing for both possibilities.
"Not so fast!" Kalim stopped them.
"Here we go..." Jamil groanedŮŤ lowering hid head in defeat.
"Azul is one of the top magicians in our whole school. I think Scarabia would benefit greatly from having him over! Besides, turning away esteemed guests out of hand would bring shame upon the Asim family name."
"Why, Kalim! What a kind and generous soul you are! Naturally, I would be more than happy to share any insights I have with youŮŤ" Azul generously offered.
"The two of us will be happy to assist with cooking and cleaningŮŤ" Jade added.
"Yeah! We do it at the lounge anyway, so we're pretty good at itŮŤ" noted Floyd.
"That would be great! And it would ease Jamil's workloadŮŤ" Kalim beamed.
"I don't NEED any help...Ugh, forget it. You're not listening to a word I say."
"All right, let's get ourselves ready for some special training! It's your dorm versus ours. Put your things away and come to the courtyardŮŤ" the heir announced.
"Certainly. Do go easy on me, Scarabia gentlemen. Heh heh heh..." Azul mused.
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The whole day ended up as some weird game of tug-of-war or capture-the-prefect. Every few minutesŮŤ you found yourself being pulled away from someone by someone. You thought you might finally get some peace later that night. Turns out you thought wrong.
"Kalim was in a pretty good mood todayŮŤ" Grim happily pointed out. The direbeast was currently splayed out across your lap.
"Agreed. That was the 'regular' Kalim I knowŮŤ" Azul noted.
"When he's in a bad mood, he narrows his eyes and gets this scary tone when he talksŮŤ" Grim explained.
Jade began questionŮŤ "Are you certain that's what's happening here?"
"Whaddaya mean?" Floyd askedŮŤ plopping down next to you on the bed and leaning his weight against your side.
"You're prone to mood swings yourself, Floyd. Kalim doesn't give me that same impressionŮŤ" the former statedŮŤ "I suspect a different root cause at play."
"Jamil said it was brought on 'cause of their lousy dorm standings in Spelldrive and the examsŮŤ" Grim remembered.
"Really? Since when does Sea Otter care about that?" Floyd wonderedŮŤ now leaning his head on yoursŮŤ much to your dismay.
"Sea what now?" Grim questionedŮŤ already giving the eel dirty looks for stealing his you-time.
"He means Kalim. Floyd likes to give people nicknames based on sea creaturesŮŤ" Jade explained and sat next to youŮŤ as well. "In your case, Grim, you have a cute, round little silhouette. Which is why he calls you Sealie. It's a term of endearment."
"I ain't round! I'm full-bodied, thankyouverymuch!"
"And 'Little Shrimpy'?" You asked.
"WellŮŤ shrimp do tend to have quite the symbiotic bond with eels. PlusŮŤ you're quite small and adorable like themŮŤ" Jade cooed. You groaned.
"Sea Otter's always bangin' on a drum with a grin on his face. Reminds me of those fuzzy sea scampsŮŤ" Floyd added. You couldn't disagree.
"He does have a generally sunny disposition. I can't imagine his demeanor would shift so drastically over something as minor as unimpressive gradesŮŤ" Azul thought aloudŮŤ "I agree that the root cause is likely to be something else entirely. If we want to get to the bottom of this, we'll need to get to know Kalim better. Jade, would you mind having a little 'talk' with him?"
"Consider it done. Jamil would be a harder target, but...Kalim might be willing to 'talk' openly with me."
"Then I think I'll play with Sea Snake in the meantimeŮŤ" Floyd volunteered.
"Excellent idea. I'll join you for thatŮŤ" Azul offered.
"Heh heh heh..."
"Their smiles ain't reached their eyes once this whole time..."
"I think I'd feel less threatened by another overblot..."
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Knock! Knock!
You waited patiently at Jamil's doorŮŤ hoping he'd answer and had not already gone to sleep. Azul and Floyd made you be the one in front of the door so that Jamil wouldn't immediately slam it in your faces. Once it was openŮŤ Azul made sure he was first to enter.
"Good evening, JamilŮŤ" he greeted.
"How's it hangin'?" Floyd joined.
"Mind if we drop in?" Grim asked as a formalityŮŤ but was already through the doorway.
"Sorry for the crowdŮŤ" you apologize.
Jamil seemed to looked at you with pity before facing AzulŮŤ "What do you want?"
"When Kalim gave us a tour of the treasury, we spotted a board game I've never seen beforeŮŤ" Azul went onŮŤ "I asked Kalim to explain the rules, but it's still not quite making sense to me."
"It's this wood board with little divots, and you put gems in 'em or something? How's that work?" Floyd bluntly askedŮŤ showing the game in his hands to Jamil.
"Ah, I recognize the board. That's a popular game in the Land of the Scalding SandsŮŤ" Jamil noticed.
"As a member of the Board Game Club, I'm always looking to try new games. Would you care to play a round with me?" Azul wondered.
"Aha ha, me too! I wanna see what you've got, Sea SnakeŮŤ" Floyd excitedly cheered.
"The great Grim never misses out on a competition!"
"PleaseeeŮŤ" you pleadedŮŤ clasping your hands together and attempting to give your best puppy eyes.
"Kalim's gone to bed. I don't see why notŮŤ" Jamil relentedŮŤ "My dorm room doesn't have enough space for all of you, though. Let's play in the lounge."
"I'm sorry about this, Kalim. I wasn't expecting you to already be in bed for the night. This can wait until tomorrow, honest. I know it's selfish of me to ask to see the treasury again..."
"No worries! It's totally fine! What did you want to see?"
"I was curious about the tapetries and carpets further in the back. You don't see many textile handicrafts under the sea, you know. I've always been fascinated by Scalding Sands culture. After all, what could be further from the bottom of the ocean than a world of arid sands?"
"Ooh! Speaking of carpets, I've got one with colors that would be a perfect fit for your dorm. It would be a shame to let it keep gathering dust in the storeroom. Why don't you take it back with you?"
"Are you sure?"
"Absolutely! And here we are."
Kalim opened the doorŮŤ allowing Jade entry to the room full of visible wealth.
"Ahhh...It's even more amazing when I study it up closeŮŤ" Jade admiredŮŤ "Kalim, what's this lovely peacock green fabric?"
"Oh, that's woven out of silkŮŤ" the housewarden repliedŮŤ "Long, long ago, back before yandere and darlings were recognizedŮŤ and when they first reformed the law stating that royalty could only marry royalty...There was a princess who wedded a common man raised in the slums. She often wore that color. It's a popular color among men and women alike in the Scalding Sands."
"Incredible. If the mer-princess fascinated with the human realm were to see these treasures, she'd have been desperate to have them allŮŤ" Jade jokedŮŤ "It can't be easy keeping track of so many luxuries."
"I leave all the organizational stuff to Jamil. He airs them out on occasion."
"Jamil is quite the competent right-hand man, isn't he? Azul was saying the same thingŮŤ" the mer commended.
Kalim chuckled in proud delightŮŤ "Heh heh! Isn't he, though? The guy's pure amazing. It was Jamil who taught me magic and tutored me. He was a way better tutor than any of the ones my family hired. Oh, and he's a great dancer, too! Not that he does much of that around others..."
"If he's that competent, why doesn't he speak up to you about what you've been doing?"
"Huh?"
"Keeping students from going home on a long holiday and forcing them into harsh training every day...I strain to imagine you doing such a thing. So why?"
"Oh...Well...It's because we really needed extra training, I guess...?"
"You 'guess'? It was your decision, wasn't it?"
"Yes. It definitely was, but...I've been...spacing out a lot lately."
"Why is that?"
"Jamil says it's probably fatigue from me becoming housewarden as a sophomore."
"Come again?"
"I've always had this habit of nodding off when I start working my brain too hardŮŤ" Kalim thought backŮŤ "My tutors and Jamil were always on my case about it."
"What are you finding difficult at present?"
"Our loss in the interdorms, our bad grades in the exams...My responsibility...Remedial measures...my darling wandering around on their own...When I dwell on those, lend up just spacing out. Ha ha, I'm a pretty lousy housewarden, huh?"
"Wasn't it your decision to keep the students over the holidays for special training?"
"Sorry, I think I got a speck of something in my eye. Could you take a look at it for me?"
Kalim got closer to JadeŮŤ even going on his tiptoes to look better.
"Are you all right? Here, let me see. Which eye?"
"My left eye. That's it, look in my left eye...Don't be afraid. I want to help youŮŤ" the eel purred before chantingŮŤ "Shock the Heart."
"...Huh?"
"I'm going to ask you some questions, and you will answer them honestly. Do you know..."
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"WOO! I win! That's three for me!" Floyd celebratedŮŤ startling you from you half-conscience state.
Seeing thisŮŤ Jamil softly rubbed you armŮŤ coaxing you to calm back down as he congratulated his opponentŮŤ "You're tough competition when you're focused, Floyd."
EarlierŮŤ when your little group started setting up the two gameboards on the floorŮŤ Jamil lit some incense that he claimed would keep any unwanted bugs out. For something to keep bugs away bugsŮŤ its aroma sure was calming. From what you guessed must've been a mixture from the scent and the day's eventsŮŤ you felt yourself growing exhausted. Jamil noticed your fatigue rather quickly and let you rest against his shoulder instead of laying on the hard ground. Every so oftenŮŤ you'd point out a move that he should make whenever you paid enough attention.
"Mrgyah! I lose again! You're relentless, Azul."
"That brings me up to five to zero. I'd be an affront to the Board Game Club with anything less, of course. Meanwhile, Jamil's at...two to three, I see. Even with the additional helpŮŤ" Azul jabbed.
"Hm? Oh, yes. It's been a while since | last played. I suppose I've gotten rustyŮŤ" Jamil remarkedŮŤ "Back in the old days, Kalim would spend hours a day making me play with him, insisting on going until he won a game. Despite his middling skill. Imagine that."
"Ah, I seeŮŤ" Azul replied before mutteringŮŤ "Mm, yes, that would explain it."
"Explain what? You sure love your cryptic little asidesŮŤ" the vice remarked.
"Forget I said anything. So, you and Kalim essentially grew up together, correct?"
"We've been together for as long as I can remember, yes. Speaking of which, you three Octavinelle boys have been friends since childhood, I hear?"
"Thaaat's what they say!" Floyd repliedŮŤ messing with the game pieces.
"What's that s'posed to mean? You're talkin' like you're not even one of 'emŮŤ" Grim retorted.
The eel went on at his requestŮŤ "We've been classmates ever since we started elementary school...But personally, I barely knew Azul existed until just before we started middle school. So I wouldn't exactly call us childhood friends.
"You barely knew your own classmate existed until you graduated?" You sleepily mutteredŮŤ "You've got a serious case of tunnel vision..."
"I was a rather quiet boy myself. I hardly ever stood out in classŮŤ" Azul admitted.
"You stood out in other ways, though. Not many guys could claim to be as cute and round asâ"
The octo-mer quickly shut Grim downŮŤ slapping a hand over his furry mouth.
"Grim, I believe we've been over this multiple times. You are NOT to dredge up the forbidden lore!"
"You make it sound like some convoluted videogame storyline..." You grumbled before yawningŮŤ earning a snicker from Jamil.
"Yet here you are now, presiding over them as housewarden. You have a curious relationshipŮŤ" he pointed out.
"Y'think? I just do what Azul says 'cause it's more fun that wayŮŤ" Floyd wondered with a grin.
"I strongly doubt Jade or Floyd have any binding allegiance to me. This is all an elaborate game of pretend to themŮŤ" Azul shrugged.
"Your relationship is getting more confusing by the minuteŮŤ" Jamil commented.
So they were in denial about...whatever they are to each other. You didn't really care to think about itŮŤ either.
"If I made a poor choice as leaderâor even simply a boring one...They would turn on me instantly and seize the housewarden seat for themselves. Not that I'd lose if they challenged me, of course."
"We ain't got any plans to challenge him, either...for now, anyway. Aha ha!"
"They'd probably also make him into their pet octopusŮŤ too..." you sarcastically mutteredŮŤ earning another chuckled from Jamil.
"So essentially, the three of you are all equals in each other's eyesŮŤ" the vice summarized.
"Yeah. We stick with him now 'cause it's fun. If it stops bein' fun, we drop him like a bad habit. EasyŮŤ" Floyd answeredŮŤ "It ain't like the vice housewarden is the housewarden's servant or nothin'. It's a pretty normal relationship, if you ask me."
"Normal, you say. I suppose that concept is lost on me. I've always been loyal of the Asim house. And that will likely never change."
"Oh, hey, guys. Are you still gaming?"
"GAH!"
Jamil's little outburst reset your progress from the last time you were startled from awake from nearly falling asleep.
"What's this? Ooh, Mancala! That takes me back. I used to play it for hours on end with Jamil."
"I thought you went to bed, Kalim. Why would you..." Jamil cleared his throatŮŤ "I've told you not to wander around by yourself. What if someone abducted you?"
"You're such a worrywart, Jamil. Chill. Jade's been with me the whole timeŮŤ" Kalim reassured.
"Wait, JADE?"
"Yes, hello. I've been keeping Kalim company."
"Y-you..."
"Kalim is so generous. He's been teaching me aaall sorts of things..."
You felt Jamil's once gentle grip on you quickly tighten.
"Answer me. What did you do to Kalim?"
"What did I...do? I was just having a pleasant conversation with him. Isn't that right, Kalim?"
"Yep. I was just showing him around the storeroom."
"Gh...!"
"Oh yeah, Jamil! You know that silver and blue carpet we brought with us when we came here? Do you know where it is? I couldn't find it for the life of me."
"We're leaving, KalimŮŤ" Jamil firmly stated and stood up.
"Huh? Why?"
"Back to your room, now!" The vice housewarden fussed before standing you up and grabbing you by the arm like he did Kalim. "And it'd be best not to leave you alone with those three..."
"Whoa! Okay, okay! You don't have to pull my arm out of its socket! Sorry, Jade. I'll get you the carpet some other time!"
"Certainly. I'm sure we'll be seeing more of each other very soon..."
"Hey! Bring Little Shrimpy back!"
Jamil ignored them while dragging you and Kalim away and back to Kalim's room. He made Kalim get back in the bed and even found a spare set of pajamas for you to wear to sleep. Out of respectŮŤ Jamil made sure to look away and made double sure Kalim wouldn't peak while you changed.
"SorryŮŤ but this is the closest we have to another spare bedŮŤ and I trust Kalim far more than those threeŮŤ" Jamil apologized.
KalimŮŤ on the other handŮŤ seemed ecstatic. He had even started chanting "sleepover" until Jamil shut it down.
"If neither of you get any sleepŮŤ I may need to change up everyone's sleeping arrangementsŮŤ" the vice warned. You both nodded and watched as Jamil left for the night.
It didn't take long for Kalim to fall asleepŮŤ snuggling against you and nuzzling his face in your chest. When you were sure that he was completely unconsciousŮŤ you took out you phone and read through the plan details the others sent you. WaitŮŤ how did they get your number...?
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You barely recognize your dreamŮŤ almost mistaking it for still being in the dark bedroom. The skies looked so dark and ominous...You were only able to distinguish the two when the adviser from your previous dreams appeared before you with a lamp in his hand and his foot on another's face.
SoonŮŤ your view panned over to what must've been a palace with a largeŮŤ dark figure looming over it.
A man's voice called outŮŤ "Genie, stop!"
"Sorry, kid. I've got a new master nowŮŤ" the genie apologizedŮŤ his voice full of remorse.
The scene changed to the once-adviser as he stood on a hillŮŤ looking down below as his feathered companion proclaimedŮŤ "Kneel and pay tribute to the great sorcerer Jafar!"
At the orderŮŤ the old sultan and who you believe to be his daughter appearedŮŤ bowing before him.
"Now where were we? Ah, yesâabject humiliation!"
SuddenlyŮŤ the scene changed. The sorcerer was now between the princess and a street rat and declaringŮŤ "He is no prince, and that's a fact. Now that he's unmasked, do you recognize your prince? It's Aladdin! His punishment? Eternal banishment...from this life! Farewell, 'Prince Ali'!"
You could hear the man's maniacal cackles as he flung a tower of the placeâwith the boy still insideâfar away using the magic of his staff. With that final actŮŤ the dream started to fade.
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"Good morning, you two."
"Go away..." You groaned at the wakeup callŮŤ desperately trying to pull the blankets over your head to shut out the light.
You felt Kalim turn his head a bit from where he was laying it on your shoulder to get a better look.
"Mm...Izzat you, Jamil? Morning..."
"No, it's Jade. Though our names do sound a bit similar. Heh."
"Wait...What? What are you all doing here?" Kalim wonderedŮŤ now perfectly awake.
YouŮŤ on the other handŮŤ not so much. You tried hiding back under the coversŮŤ but Jade wouldn't allow that and scooped you up.
"I've brought some tea to wake you both up and each a change of clothes. NowŮŤ please rise and shineŮŤ" he instructed.
"Don't worry. We're perfectly capable of helping you get dressed without himŮŤ" Azul reassured.
You had just begrudgingly took your change of clothes to dress yourself when you heard a knock on the door before it opened.
"Kalim. ___. It's time toâwhat?! Azul? Jade? Grim?! What are you doing in Kalim's room?!"
Jamil gaped at the sight.
"My hench-human's hereŮŤ" Grim quippedŮŤ but was practically ignore. You patted his head.
"Ah, good morning, Jamil! You're welcome to sleep in today. In fact, I encourage itŮŤ" Azul insistedŮŤ "We'll be taking care of Kalim starting now until the end of break."
"What?!"
"After our chat last night, I realized somethingŮŤ" the conman beganŮŤ "Who's the busiest guy in this dorm? Who works the hardest by far? It's you, Jamil!"
"We've been taking advantage of Scarabia's hospitality during our stay, you see. So we'd like to pay it back somehowŮŤ" Jade added on.
"You can call us the Jamil Support Squad!" Grim cheered.
"O-of all the ridiculous...I mean, no, I couldn't possibly ask you to..."
"Oh...Ooh...OOOH! That's BRILLIANT!" Kalim exclaimedŮŤ "I've been thinking for ages about how I wish I could make Jamil's job easier!"
"Your compassion is a touching thing to behold, Kalim. Would that Azul could take a page from your bookŮŤ" Jade retorted.
"Ha ha ha. You just had to get in a dig, didn't you, Jade? Anyway, allow us to handle matters here. You can kick back and take it easy, JamilŮŤ" Azul continued to push.
"By all means, take them up on it, Jamil! This is great for you!" Kalim agreed.
"Run along now, Jamil. Go back to your room and catch up on your sleepŮŤ" Jade started to physically push.
Now dressedŮŤ after having done so in a private corner while they were distracted with eachotherŮŤ you helped pull Jamil out the door. Once getting him into the hallŮŤ the was quickly shut again.
"What in the world is going on here?"
"Maybe it's a sign you're working too hard. How about going back to bed?" You urgedŮŤ trying to nudge Jamil in the direction of his dorm room.
"I can't just restŮŤ" he deniedŮŤ "I'd better at least see to breakfast..."
"But JamilllŮŤ" you whinedŮŤ following right behind him.
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"Hey, minnow. That ain't been seasoned yet, so don't run it out."
"S-sorry, sir!"
"The vegetables in the oven are done."
"Those are already dressed, so plate 'em and get 'em on the table."
"B-breakfast is already made?!" Jamil yelled in shockŮŤ causing you to flinch slightly. "Did you do this, Floyd?"
"G'morning, Sea Snake! Yup, me 'n the minnows took care of it. Azul was goin' on about how much he wanted to help youŮŤ" Floyd confirmed. ThenŮŤ with only a few large stepsŮŤ he already started squeezing you in his arms and singingŮŤ "G'morningŮŤ Little Shrimpy!"
"Yeah. Morning..." you repliedŮŤ trying time push him off.
"But...But I can't put our guests to workŮŤ" Jamil statedŮŤ pulling you away from Floyd.
"We ain't exactly guests, remember? We're trainin' buddiesŮŤ" the eel corrected.
"But Kalim can only eat food prepared by me. It could be poisonedŮŤ" Jamil added.
Floyd laughedŮŤ "Ha! That's an even more unbalanced diet than what I eat. And I ain't poisoned anything here, by the way. If you don't trust me, test it yourself. If it gets Jamil's Poison-Free Seal of Approval, I'm sure Sea Otter will eat it right up."
"You have a point, but still..."
"Vice Housewarden, could you taste-test these grilled vegetables?"
"I think this soup came out nicely. What do you think, sir?"
"Rgh...Fine. I'll test them all myselfŮŤ" the vice relentedŮŤ "Actually, are we prepared for our morning oasis trek? Usually, breakfast comes AFTER the march."
"Ah, about that. As housewarden of Octavinelle...I've given my fellow housewarden Kalim an alternate proposal."
"Wh...What?! You can't just do that!"
Thank whatever divine being is out there for Azul's sudden entranceŮŤ because you were about to threaten to kill yourself or something if you had to do that trek again.
"Rather than aerobic exercise like long-range walking...You'll see far greater gains in strength and stamina from proper indoor weight trainingŮŤ" Azul elaborateŮŤ "Scarabia's desert is a terribly hot place, you know. We wouldn't want to risk anyone getting heatstroke...Again."
"OhŮŤ poor Little Shrimpy didn't deserve that~," Floyd playfully criedŮŤ suddenly cradling against his chest from where you stoodŮŤ despite your blatant distaste. "In fact, there's a huge fountain in the courtyard. If you wanna build stamina, how about swimmin' in that? It'd be more fun, too."
"Agreed. I can tell you from experience that swimming is a far better way to burn fat than walking."
"So...We don't have to go on those marches anymore?"
"We're safe, Vice Housewarden!"
Correction: they were safe. With a certain three aroundŮŤ swimming was just as dangerous for you. You were getting no where near that water if any of them got in.
"It's also worth mentioning that skipping breakfast can make you more easily fatigued and distracted. Not that overeating helps either, of course."
"Good morning!"
You nearly yelped upon being basically suprise tackled by the dorm's overly enthusiastic housewarden.
"Ooh, breakfast is done already?" Kalim rested his chin on your shoulder as he observed the meal prepŮŤ wrapping his arms around you from behind.
"Hot diggity! That looks delish!" Grim cheered as he bounded behind Kalim.
"Floyd's in fine form today. It comes out considerably worse when he's not in the mood...ŮŤ" Jade followed.
"And Sea Snake's already poison-tested your portions, Sea Otter. Go on and dig in!" Floyd urged.
"Bon appetit!"
"Ooh, this is wonderful soup!" Kalim praised.
"Ain't it? That's a Coral Sea staple. It's packed to the gills (heh) with seafoodŮŤ" Floyd snickeredŮŤ "C'monŮŤ Little Shrimpy. Open wide~." The eel cooed as he tried to make you let him spoon feed you.
You vehemently shook you headŮŤ backing away as far as you could. In the corner of your visionŮŤ you noticed Jamil silently watching from the side.
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"First, the key to ancient incantations is memorizing vocabularyŮŤ" Azul explained.
"I'm aaawful at memorization. It puts me to sleepŮŤ" Kalim whined.
"Then I've got the perfect study method for you: recitation while walkingŮŤ" the octo-mer suggested.
"It's a good study method for people with shorter attention spansŮŤ" Jade elaborated.
"Sounds like it'd be just as great for me!" Grim pointed out.
"Does it work on Floyd?..." You snickered under your breath.
"All right, let's all try it together, guysŮŤ" Kalim announced.
"Yes, sir!"
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"Proper exercise is critical to honing a more efficient mind for study. However, overstraining yourself will have an adverse effectŮŤ" Azul detailed.
"Mock battles are a good way to exercise while venting stressŮŤ" Jade added.
Floyd laughedŮŤ "Aha ha! I'm in the mood to cut loose, so count me in! Hmmm, who to fight?"
"All right, split into teams of five and let the melee begin!" Kalim declared. "You'll watch meŮŤ rightŮŤ ___?"
You agreed to appease the walking sunshine. This time while trainingŮŤ he seemed to be intentionally making his moves look more flashyŮŤ looking back over at you every so often just to make sure you saw. Some of his dormmates even looked to occasionally be losing on purpose for their housewarden's dramatic performance. At some pointŮŤ Floyd joined in on Kalim's dramaticsŮŤ making his moves just as exaggerated. The whole show was very entertaining to everyone thereŮŤ even Azul and Jade. JamilŮŤ howeverŮŤ didn't look all too amused.
"Aha ha! Mock bottles really are fun. And they're a great way to gauge the results of your trainingŮŤ" Kalim beamed.
"Yes, Housewarden!"
Not too far awayŮŤ you noticed Jamil let out a strained sigh. You couldn't help but wonder what was wrong.
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Now in the school cafeteriaŮŤ everyone watched Azul as he spoke.
"There's one main reason we've grown as well as we haveŮŤ" he lecturedŮŤ "And that would be...our diet, of course! It's about getting the nutrients you needânot too many and not too few. This helps your afternoon performance."
"Cooking is an essential life skill for gaining an understanding of food and developing a healthy dietŮŤ" Jade elaborated.
"Maybe I should start cooking every now and then...I wouldn't have to worry about poison if I prepared meals myselfŮŤ" Kalim thought aloud.
"Okay, Sea Otter. You're in charge of stirrin' the potŮŤ" Floyd instructed.
"Keep an eye on that soup and make sure it doesn't boil over, would you?" Jade asked.
"Sure thing! Glad to helpŮŤ" Kalim happily agreed.
"What about me?" You skeptically askedŮŤ looking up at the twin eels as they assigned tasks.
"YouŮŤ my dearŮŤ" Jade purredŮŤ picking you up by the waist and sitting you on the kitchen islandŮŤ "...just sit here and look adorable as always."
The eel booped your noseŮŤ making you subconsciously scrunch up your face.
"All right, everyone. Let's make this a meal to rememberŮŤ" Jade announced.
"Yes, sir!"
"Okay, I'm going to make the best-tasting soup ever!" Kalim declaredŮŤ already in front of an empty pot on the stove.
"I worry about having you cook on your own. I'll helpŮŤ" Jamil decided.
"No need to fret, Jamil. We will aid himŮŤ" Azul assured.
"You just sit back and relax with ___," Jade insisted.
At Jade's mention of youŮŤ eyes were back on you for a second. It was bad timingŮŤ thoughŮŤ because you were currently snagging a bite of one of the ingredients. You quickly shoved it in your mouth.
"YeahŮŤ" you agreed through your chewingŮŤ covering your mouth with one hand and patting the counter beside you with the other.
Jamil let out an amused breath at your antics before finally relentingŮŤ "Fine..."
You ended up being the involuntary taste tester. Anytime something needed to be sampledŮŤ they had you taste it. They even insisted on feeding you themselves. It got to a point where Jamil started to limit them on how often they could make you taste test something.
"Scalding Sands cuisine is delicious. Perhaps we should add some to our menuŮŤ" Azul thought aloudŮŤ "Though it might be difficult to procure ingredients and learn to cook them properly."
"I'll help with that! I'd love it if everyone knew how great our food isŮŤ" Kalim offeredŮŤ "I can get all the spices and have one of my family's chefs come to instruct you."
"That would be grand! Let's work out the wording of the contract later."
After what felt like foreverŮŤ the food was just about done.
"Nice one, Sea Otter. You're better at this than I expectedŮŤ" Floyd praised.
"Ha ha! You think so? I guess you never know until you tryŮŤ" Kalim chuckledŮŤ "Okay, it's almost done. Just a bit more!"
You held onto Jamil as he helped you off the island counter. StillŮŤ he was weirdly quiet. It was almost like he was staring past you at somethingŮŤ his gaze cold.
"Jamil...?" You called below your breath.
You voice seemed to snap him out of his daze. The usual warmth in his expression returned as he looked back down at you to ask what it was you needed.
"Iâ...Thank you..."
You couldn't bring yourself to ask about it. You've long learned expressions like that often end with violence...
"You're welcomeŮŤ" Jamil replied with a soft smileŮŤ placing a hand on your head.
"Done!" Kalim announcedŮŤ "Wow, even I can make a simple soup, huh? Aha ha!"
"All you did was stir the pot..." Jamil grumbled with a sigh.
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"Ahhh, that was fantasticŮŤ" Kalim sighed in delight.
"Pausing after a meal to take a light walk stimulates the brain and improves your study efficiency in the afternoonŮŤ" his fellow housewarden informed.
"You know a lot about this stuff, Azul. I'm impressedŮŤ" the heir commendedŮŤ "And here I was just pushing for frantic hard work with no real direction. I think I've put my students in an unfair position. You're a sophomore housewarden just like me, but I'm woefully behind."
"Everyone makes mistakesŮŤ" Azul reassuredŮŤ "Our vacation's only half over. There's still room to make up for lost time."
"With a training camp this helpful, staying at school doesn't sound so badŮŤ" one of the Scarabia students commented.
"Yeah, agreed. The only chance we get to spend time with you guys is when we're at schoolŮŤ" another joined in.
"It feels like I'm waking up from a nightmare..." a third added.
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"Scarabia's got a lot of people good at astrology and ancient incantations, right?" Azul questioned.
"As they tell it here, the Sorcerer of the Sands specialized in divination, and this dorm is populated by students who embody his spiritŮŤ" Kalim explainedŮŤ "I'm not good at either thing myself, though. Aha ha!"
"I hear the Sorcerer of the Sands successfully utilized a man-made device for fortunetelling that required natural energyŮŤ" Azul rememberedŮŤ "The study of astrology took shape relatively early when compared to other fields of magic...He was so far ahead of his time. I suppose his successes played a major role in that."
"Ooh...The Great Seven never fail to impress!" Kalim praised.
"Oh, it's almost three o'clock. Let's get in a bit more studying, then take a breakŮŤ" Azul suggestedŮŤ getting dramatic whines from you and Grim.
"Shall I prepare some tea?" Jade offeredŮŤ a hint of mischievous in his eyes.
"No, I'll handle it. I'm the farthest along with my assignment, after allŮŤ" his housewarden decidedŮŤ obviously also suspicious of the eel's antics.
"Allow me to helpŮŤ" Jamil urgedŮŤ already standing upŮŤ as well. He obviously wouldn't take "no" for an answer.
"l'd appreciate that. Shall we be off, Jamil?"
As they walked outŮŤ you realized there was no one left to help you with your own work. The rest were either too dumb or too aggravating. Damn it...
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"The students' completion rate for these assignments is up fifteen percent from yesterday. Those are some statistically significant resultsŮŤ" Azul notedŮŤ "___ and Grim told me Kalim was going through drastic mood swings...But he's been acting pretty calm since we arrived. Isn't it nice that Kalim's regained the faith of Scarabia's students?"
"...No. No, it isn'tŮŤ" Jamil muttered under his breath.
"It's not?"
"No offense, but I can't let you people stay in Scarabia any longer. It's time you went back under the seaŮŤ" the vice stated.
"Pardon? Where did this come from, Jamil?Have I done something to offend you?"
"You really don't get it? Does the sad look on my face mean nothing to you?"
"What...?"
"...You made eye contact with me. FoolŮŤ" Jamil grinned and began to chantŮŤ "The one you behold is your master. When I ask you a question, you will answer. When I give you a command, you will assent. Snake Charmer."
"What?! Gh...My head! Rgh..." Azul groaned.
"The pain will last as long as you resist. The sooner you give in and submit, the easier it will be for you. Go on, I'm waiting."
"Rrrgh...Urgh..."
"Azul, who is your master?"
"My master is...you, O mighty Jamil. I await your command, Master."
"Heh...Ha ha...Ha ha ha ha ha!" Jamil cackledŮŤ "You thought I was a mediocre magician, but you were sorely mistakenâan embarrassing misjudgment for the housewarden of Octavinelle. But really...Because of you, all my carefully laid plans have gone up in smoke. All I needed was a little more nudging from the Ramshackle visitors, and the students would have kicked Kalim out. It was my way of getting Kalim ejected from his position without getting my own hands dirty. AND by his own darling to rub salt into the wound. Do you have any idea how much painstaking effort I put into laying the groundwork for that? First, you're going to take the twins and go home to the Coral Sea...Wait, hold on. Azul. You returned all your contractually stolen powers back to their original owners recently, right?"
"Yes, Master."
"Tch. So much for using you as my own personal genie of the Lamp. Your signature spell is quite a valuable asset...But it would be hard to keep you controlled long-term."
"Sir. I remember the contents of the contracts."
"What?"
"I remember all the secrets of the people I made contracts with. Their troubles. Their weaknesses. Their desiresŮŤ" mer repeated.
"What a twisted collection. I can see I made the right call not making friends with youŮŤ" Jamil musedŮŤ "Does this intellectual cache of yours include Headmage Dire Crowley's secrets?"
"Of course, Master. I know one thing he would never want others to learn."
"Hah...Ha ha ha...That's it. That's it! It's all going to work out! You really are my genie of the Lamp, Azul!"
"Do you wish to know the headmage's secret?"
"Oh, absolutely. Once I have the headmage's weakness in my grasp, I'll finally be free. I'll kick Kalim out of school and become housewarden myself!" Jamil declared.
"And there we have itŮŤ" Jade announcedŮŤ slowly clapping as he strolled onto the sceneŮŤ taking Jamil by surprise.
"So, you finally show your true colors! I bet you thought you were real slick, pullin' the wool over our eyes!" Grim fussed.
"How...How much did you hear?" Jamil questioned.
"All of it, from start to finishŮŤ" Jade answeredŮŤ "Your entire conversation from the moment you left the lounge...has been livestreamed to the world from Azul's smartphone."
"WHAT?!"
"Azul's Magicam livestream presently has five thousand active viewersŮŤ" the eel continuedŮŤ "It's trending online under the topic: 'A Certain Magicians' School's Dirty Little Secret.' It's your moment in the sun, Vice Housewarden. Naturally, all the dorm students are gathered in the lounge, watching you."
Footsteps rushed over to the scene.
"Vice Housewarden Jamil, is everything you just said true?"
"Have you really been deceiving us this whole time?!"
"Talk about a wolf in sheep's clothing!You're a fraud, through and through!" Grim called out.
"Y-you...You've got it all wrong. I..." Jamil stammered.
"Don't even try to talk your way out of this one. The mind control magic you used on Azul is hard evidenceŮŤ" Jade firmly statedŮŤ "Jamil...It's been you all along. You've been using your signature spell on Kalim and making him throw Scarabia into chaos!"
"Gh...!" The culprit scoffedŮŤ "I was trying to avoid escalating matters, but you leave me no choice. Azul, I command you! Subdue and restrain them all."
"...Yes, Master."
"Azul, no. You don't want to do this. Snap out of itŮŤ" Jade begged.
"Pleading with him won't help!" Jamil pointed out.
"Yes. I am Jamil's loyal minion...or at least, you wish I wasŮŤ" Azul rebuked.
"What?!"
"Jamil, you said the funniest thing to me earlier. Allow me to return the favor. You thought I was an arrogant magician, but you were sorely mistaken. An embarrassing misjudgment for the vice housewarden of Scarabiaâthe dorm that embodies the spirit of mindfulness."
"What's going on? I know you made eye contact. I had you under control!"
"Please. I'm a competent magician. I always prepare for all eventualities before | act. Isn't that right, Floyd?" Azul called.
"I think you let your guard down a little too soon there, Sea SnakeŮŤ" Floyd pointed outŮŤ his voice much deeper than normal.
"MRAH! What's with your voice?!" Grim yelped.
"I signed a contract with Azul and got this rad deep voice for it. Whaddaya think? Do I sound all cool and grizzled now? In return, I offered Azul my signature spell, Bind the Heart."
"And if you don't know what that spell does, your face is going to crack when you hear this: It jams an opponent's magic and diverts it elsewhereŮŤ" Azul elaborated.
"That's the magic he was usin' in the Coral Sea! The one that kept our magic from hittin'!" Grim shouted.
"CorrectŮŤ GrimŮŤ" Azul confirmedŮŤ "And after swiping it from Floydâah, correction. After taking it as collateral, I used it to evade Jamil's mind control spell. Then I pretended to be his thrall and got Jamil to spill his true intentions as he gloated."
"I gotta hand it to ya, Azul. You're real dastardly!" The direbeast commended.
"I prefer to be called an intellectualŮŤ" the mer correctedŮŤ "At any rate, I quickly deduced that Jamil was the only person Kalim would care about enough to fight back against Jade's signature spell. And that was the underpinning of my whole plan."
"Ja...mil?" Kalim called outŮŤ hesitantly pushing forwards with his arms tightly secured around yoursŮŤ almost like a security itemŮŤ as you were dragged along by his side. "What is this? What's going on?"
"K-Kalim...___..." Jamil muttered.
"Y-you were controlling me? That can't be true, right? I've been having occasional blackouts lately where hours have passed the next time I come to...But those were just dizzy spells or me nodding off, right? I tend to doze off anywhere as it is. You've always gotten on my case for it. So please, say it isn't so. Tell me I was just nodding offŮŤ" Kalim tried to reason.
His hold on your arm grew tighter and desperate as tears began to glisten at the corner of his eyes. You let him hold onto you with such desperationŮŤ just this onceŮŤ and even rubbed his arm. Aside from the boy's repressed sobsŮŤ the hall was silent. Including Jamil.
"Mind-controlling me, plotting to expel me...You would never do any of that. Jamil, you're...You're the last person that would ever betray me, right? After all, we're best friends, right?!"
Jamil began to chuckle. ThenŮŤ it became a laugh. SoonŮŤ he was outright cackling like a madman.
"H-hey...What's wrong?"
"Oh, I'll tell you, Kalim. I'll tell you EXACTLY what's wrongŮŤ" the vice snapped.
"Huh?"
"You've been the same for as long as I can remember. Oblivious, gullible, foolish...AND I HATED IT! You trot along merrily in ignorant bliss, utterly blind to my suffering! Every time I see you smile, it makes my skin crawl! I'm sick of it! There's no point in maintaining my facade now. You have no idea how many days I've spent wishing that you would just go away. But that ends today! Myself, my family...I don't care about ANY of it anymore!"
"W-wait! Jamil!" Kalim called out.
"The one you behold is your master...When I ask you a question, you will answer. When I give you a command, you will assent! Snake Charmer!"
"Agh...!"
The Scarabia students all began to groan in collective agony.
"Whaâdid he just mind-control the whole dorm at once?!" Azul exclaimed.
"All of you, eject Kalim and the Octavinelle guests from the premises!" Jamil ordered.
"Yes, Master."
"Jamil?!" Kalim shoutedŮŤ now positioning himself in front of you.
You watched as the others fought off the mind-controlled studentsŮŤ but they just kept coming back.
"Incredible. He's controlling all these targets at the same time AND making them do separate things! Mediocre, nothing. He's easily one of the top magicians in the entire school, to say nothing of Scarabia!" Azul praised.
"Do you wanna beat him or do you wanna kiss his ass?! You can't do both!" You argued from behind Kalim. Just because you don't have magicŮŤ it doesn't mean you can't backseat duel.
"D-donât be lewd!" He fussed back.
"I keep squeezin' em but they keep gettin' back up. Are they zombies or what?!" Floyd complained. There was no way hell that you were gonna get used to that terribly deep voice.
"Jamil, please, just stop! You can have what you want! You can be housewarden! I'll go home to my family!" Kalim begged.
"What? You thought that would work? My spell won't be broken so easily...Not as long as you exist in this world, Kalim!"
"Jamil, you're courting danger! If you keep using your signature spell like this, you'll exceed your blot tolerance level andâŮŤ" Jade tried to warn.
"Shut up!" Jamil interruptedŮŤ "Don't you order me around! I'm through following others' orders! I'm going...TO BE FREE!"
You all watched in horrorâwellŮŤ you more so in irritation at anotherâas the largeŮŤ shadowy figure of a snake appeared behind Jamil. As he laughedŮŤ blot began leaking from him like blood from a fresh wound. Jamil tugged off his hoodŮŤ embracing the blot as it started to drench his whole being until there was only the gooey substance. Even as the last bits of his natural form were smotheredŮŤ Jamil had a maniacal grin on his face. SoonŮŤ he reemerged in another form. A form similar to the the sorcerer in your dreams...
"What in the world? J-Jamil just transformed?!" Kalim yelled.
"The very air around us is changing. It's just like what happened with Azul..." Jade observed.
"He's overblotted!" Azul pointed outŮŤ "And right on winter break with no prospects of backup from any corner. This is quite the conundrum.
"Did he turn into another one of those dark berserkers?!" Grim shouted.
"Again?!" You screamed. Crowley was a bigŮŤ fat liar. He said these things were rareŮŤ but you're currently face to face with number fourŮŤ right now!
"The negative blot energy is swelling upŮŤ" Azul warnedŮŤ "Everyone, steel yourselves!"
"Come. I'll wrap this up. I'm through living like thisŮŤ" Jamil declared.
"We need to bring him to his senses, and fast. Once his magic runs out, he's done forŮŤ" Azul reminded.
"GYAAAH! A giant monster! I'm scared!" Grim yowledŮŤ scurrying over to hold onto your leg for comfort. You've both seen overblots beforeŮŤ so you had no idea why he was so scared now. To be fairŮŤ the snake hair WAS pretty freaky.
"Jamil! Please, come to your senses!" Kalim pleaded.
You watched from behind as the others did their best to defeat Jamil. Much to your terrorŮŤ their best wasn't enough this time. Unlike the overblots beforeŮŤ your team was at a significant lack of people. SoonŮŤ they were on their last legs.
"I have no need for an incompetant king or a con artist. Your personality flaws give me ADEQUATE cause...To send you packing on a one-way trip to the ends of the earth! WHOOPEEEEE!"
"NO!" You screamedŮŤ hearing the others' shouts grow more and more faint. WaitŮŤ how come you were still here?
"SO LONG! MWA HA HA HA HA! Ex-Housewarden Kalim!" Jamil cackled is sinister delight.
You cowered behind a nearby pillarŮŤ attempting to be as silent as possible. You had no idea if you were left behind on purpose or on accidentŮŤ but you were not keen on finding out which one it was.
Once Jamil calmed down from his laughing fitŮŤ he still managed to keep a smirk on his face.
"NowŮŤ why don't you come out from behind that pillar?"
You froze. The question was definitely more of an order. He looked over his shoulder and directly at where you were trying to hide.
When you didn't come out from your hiding placeŮŤ due to fear freezing you in placeŮŤ Jamil ordered a handful of the Scarabia students to drag you out and hold you still in front of him. No matter how much you struggledŮŤ their grip was just too tight.
"What do you want with me? Aren't you gonna send me off with the others?" You questionedŮŤ trying your best to bite back the overwhelming fear inside of you.
"Feeling feistyŮŤ are we?" Jamil musedŮŤ tapping the bottom of your chin with his fingers. "WhyŮŤ I'd never do such a cruel thing to such a precious darling. OhŮŤ I have other plans for youŮŤ my diamond in the rough."
Your eyes widened in horror. At the shock of his discoveryŮŤ you began to demandŮŤ "H-how do yoâ?"
"DetailsŮŤ details..." He interruptedŮŤ even trailing off as he did. The boy ran a finger down your jaw until it reached your chin. ThenŮŤ he took a hold of it and tilted your head to have you look him face to face. "You're quite easy to read when paid enough attention. It's quite cuteŮŤ really."
"SoŮŤ what did you mean by 'other plans'?" You askedŮŤ desperately biting at your inner cheeks and lip to calm your nerves.
Jamil scoffed and looked away with slight disdain in his expressionŮŤ "Kalim's always gotten everythingŮŤ and I've always been left with nothing. Everything I've loved has always been taken and given to that spoiled bastard...SoŮŤ it's only fair I should get something for myselfŮŤ and even better if its his."
"Huhâ?"
Jamil looked you directly in the eyes before chantingŮŤ "The one you behold is your master. When I ask you a question, you will answer. When I give you a command, you will assent. Snake Charmer."
Your head started to violently throb. You winced and groaned in pain. In responseŮŤ Jamil moved his hand to your cheekŮŤ gently stroking your skin with his thumb.
"It'll all be alrightŮŤ" he cooedŮŤ "Just give in and the pain will be all gone."
Your pained groans soon devolved into pathetic whines.
"There you go. Good girl/boyŮŤ" Jamil praisedŮŤ "NowŮŤ who is your master?"
"My master is...you, Jamil. I await your command, Master."
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Tags: Ashveil x gender neutral reader, sexual roleplay, (adapted) red riding hood scenario, dom/top Ashveil, no gendered description of genitalia, ragebaiting Ashveil is my hobby, aftercare
CW/TW (for part 2): CNC (consensual non-consent), fake blood, staged crime scene, fear play, predator/prey dynamic, both parties are very much into it
Synopsis: For a while now, you've been eager to get Ashveil to do some erotic roleplay with you. The tale of Red Riding Hood is a favorite of yours, and your boyfriend fits the trope perfectly. A few minor adjustments are necessary to make the fairy tale seem less out of place in a bustling, modern place like Planarcadia, but you'll make it work. What you don't expect is how serious he'll take this, and how much he'll be into it.
(Aka I originally wanted to write something sweet and silly and then my love for fear play derailed it all).
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Ashveil always had a tendency for theatrics. Those corny one-liners, a gaze fixed into the distance while he talks of ages long gone, dramatically copying poses from his favorite movies. You find his antics adorable, if a bit silly. Though, it's also left you wondering if his penchant for play-pretend is something you could extend into the bedroom as well.
âRoleplaying⌠in bed?â
From the couch of your apartment, Ashveil looks up at you with raised eyebrows and a slight tilt of his head.
Without wanting to sound too much like a freak, you quickly follow up with a âremember that last movie we watched, where the couple pretended not to know each other at a bar?â
His eyes light up. âOh! Yeah, I remember that, that did look fun,â he nods, âwouldn't be the first time I do something along those lines.â
Well that's very great to hear. Which means he can probably be convinced to do something that's not quite so tame, right?
You nod along. âIâve always wanted to try something like that, so, I was wondering whether you'd like us⌠toâŚâ
You trail off as a wide, downright evil smirk spreads across Ashveil's face
âWh- what?â
âOh, nothing,â he shrugs, âhadnât expected my sweetheart to be so kinky, that's all ââ
A pillow promptly lands in his face, earning a yelp from him before it falls to his lap. His eyes are wide.
âH- hey, Iâm being vulnerable here!â you stutter between astonishment at his behavior and embarrassment at how quickly he clocked you.
As much as you like to tease him, his intuition isnât all that bad, and he has the very annoying trait of reading you better than youâd like to, at times. So what if you're a bit into that stuff? Everyone has their peculiarities, the childhood trauma that somehow got turned into a weird fixation and now serves as a coping mechanism more than anything. Roleplaying is fun, and that's the end of it.
You huff, insecurity creeping up. âIf youâre just teasing me with no intention to do something, I can just shut up.â Being teased is one thing, feeling like youâre being made fun of is another.
âAright, alright. Why donât you tell me about what you have in mind, hm?â Patting his lap, Ashveil invites you to join him, and he wraps your arms around your waist once you do. Another smirk spreads on his face. âNo need to beat around the bush with something as meek as âpretending to meet at a barâ. Whatâs your goal here, love?â
Here it goes. After thinking about this for months, you finally have the chance to lay bare all those desires that youâve been hiding within the deepest parts of your depraved brain. Gosh, youâve seen this guy naked and whimpering â why are you suddenly getting shy about this?
âOkay, so⌠You know that old fairytale called red riding hood and the big bad wolf?â
âNot predictable at all.â His voice drips with sarcasm.
âYou can't predict a plot twist in a movie even if it's obvious from the first damn minute.â
âI can predict you just fine. I think that's a lot more fun.â
You're going to strangle this man. That shit-eating grin is just asking for it, really. Instead, you retort to more civilized methods to get back at him.
âHm⌠Though, Iâm not sure that you can pull off the big, bad wolf,â you lament, rolling off of him and flopping down next to him on the couch.
Ashveil sputters, every point of his pride wounded to a degree that rivals insulting his very own being. Heâs downright offended. âMe? I am THE big bad wolf,â he retorts, frantically pointing to all the wolf badges and motifs all over his clothing. âThatâs my entire thing!â
You tilt your head from side to side, taunting. âI donât know. The big wolf is supposed to be scary â thatâs the whole fun of the scenario. Itâs about the dynamic, the adrenaline,â you explain, a director in another life, it seems. A side eye meets those grey hues. âAnd youâre a lot of things⌠but not frightening.â
For a moment, it seems that Ashveil wants to protest, but his expression slowly softens, eyebrows furrowed and gaze pensive. When he opens his mouth again, itâs a soft, low murmur. â...I donât want you to fear me.â
The sudden shift in mood is a whiplash, making you feel guilty for teasing him like that. He was a feared Galaxy Ranger once. Aeons, you know he can still be intimidating when he wants to be. Of course he wouldnât want to put you in the same spot as corrupt scoundrels and evildoers.
You lean up, pressing a kiss to his cheek. âHey, come on. I could never be scared of you,â you promise, taking his prosthetic hand into yours and pressing it against your cheek.
âAre you sure?â His thumb brushes over your cheekbone. âI know Iâm not the infamous âFirst Fangâ anymore, but I donât want to cross a line thereâs no going back from.â
You huff. âIâm more resilient than you think.â
âI know you are,â he smiles.
âSo leave it to me to determine where that line is.â A pause. âHow about this: you can be as scary as you feel comfortable being. And if something goes too far, Iâll stop you, âkay?â
That proposal visibly lets his tense shoulders sag with relief. Nodding, Ashveilâs head drops to your shoulder, where he lets out a small sigh, â...yeah. Sounds good.â
âAlso, just saying. I wouldn't be choosing this scenario if I wasn't into a bit of fearplay, you know.â
âNot to mention your very obvious love for seeing this old wolf in action,â he giggles, and you clearly feel a smile against your neck.
You ruffle his hair with a chuckle.
âŚ
Usually, the setting of Little Red Riding Hood is a forest, but there are no forests anywhere close to Duomension City without travelling for miles. So no flower picking, no forest path, and no cabin in the woods where dear grandma lies in wait. Thankfully, the whole dressing up part is the easiest thing about this â thereâs all sorts of peculiar people running around every day, and your little red and wolf cosplays wonât stand out from the crowd. Which means the only thing you need to focus on is somehow translating the old fairy tale into a modern version without losing the charm of the original.
â... Narrator, you know what this is all a buildup for, right?â
You sit on the chair in Ashveil's office, with Mr. N sitting on the table while he taps his phone. The detective is out to run errands, and his faithful assistant has offered to help you out on your little mission of coming up with the details of the scenario. Frankly, having the monkey meddle into the whole thing is a bitâŚ
âRest assured that I know what Mr. Ashveil and you are planning with this,â he nods, occasionally checking something on the computer. âIâd rather the both of you find a location more fitting for your little adventure than the office. I've marked down a few reputable places, and sent you some links about helpful tips and tricks for what you two have in mind.â
Uhm. Are youâ Are you seriously getting kink PSA from a monkey? Why is he so well informed?? The logical explanation would be that, as the one actually doing the detective work in the agency, Narrator has collected a lot of info about all sorts of places. Or maybe he used to be into that stuff when he was still human. You don't want to think about any other possible explanation.
âŚ
A few days and lots of communication later, you and Ashveil decided on a location. Initially, you eyed the website of a love hotel that uses imagenesis to create whatever environment you want, but just one hour in a room was more than your monthly salary. Nope, that was definitely too much for your budget, not to mention Ashveilâs. Instead, you found a little motel aimed at kinky couples, advertising soundproof rooms, a snack bar and free contraceptives, as well as a collection of accessories like handcuffs or blindfolds for rent. Still a bit pricey, yet the both of you agreed that doing anything like that within the thin walls of your apartment would not only be super embarrassing, but could also lead to prying neighbours assuming things they shouldnât.Â
So here you are: dressed in your favorite red hoodie, just a few streets from Perdido Station, following the route that you agreed on. Hopefully nobody recognizes you two⌠You try to keep your eyes fixed to the screen of your phone, wanting the surprise of Ashveil popping up to be as genuine as possible. Walking alone late in the evening is not a very smart thing to do, though, so you still try to stay aware of your surroundings as best as possible.
âGood evening, Little Red Riding Hood,â a voice calls from an alley, a dark purr beckoning you to stray from your path and walk right into your doom.
You walk past him.
Behind you, you can hear confused footsteps going into one direction, then the other, before you see the flash of white and red press past you to hide in another alleyway a few steps ahead.
You can't help it. You know it's cruel of you, and you're barely holding in your laughter, but you had to do it to him.Â
âGood evening, Little Red Riding Hood,â Ashveil repeats, louder this time, because you clearly didn't hear him.
That's when you finally look up from your phone and turn to face him: from beneath his usual coat, a long, black tail sprouts forth, a raven dark fading into white, similar to his own hair. One tall ear peaks from the raised side of his fedora, the other hanging down on the other side, almost blending into his hair. Youâd make a comment about how the one floppy ear makes him look kinda silly, but you instead find yourself staring. Itâs easy to forget it when you often get to see this man at his worst, but Ashveil is gorgeous. His silvery eyes, staring at you from behind hooded lids, the hint of a smile on his delicate lips, and now, the ears and tail that not only fit beautifully into his overall aesthetic, but also remind you of whatâs about to come.
Ah, right, you gotta answer him.
âUh⌠Are you talking with me?â Feigning confusion, you look around the empty alley.
Ashveilâs eyes narrow, tilting his head. âWhere are you going so late in the evening?â
âThatâs none of your business?â
âThatâs not ââ A deep breath, before the wolf continues, irritation mixing into his deep voice. âYouâre supposed to say âto my grandmotherâs houseâ, Little Red,â he grumbles.
Seeing Ashveil pout, even if heâs just pretending this time, never fails to amuse you.
You frown at him. âAnd why would I say that? My grandma doesnât even live anywhere closeâŚâ
Teeth gritted, hands flexing, he narrows his eyes again. âBecause thatâs how the story goes.â
You do your best to look at him as if he was a random weirdo on the streets who knows every officer by name with how often he gets the police called on him. Then, you snap your fingers. âOohh, I get it! Theyâre doing some kind of Red Riding Hood adaptation, right?â Suddenly crowding his personal space, you lean in closer. âIs this a promotion for a new movie? Do you walk up to anyone wearing red? Is someone recording this?â
Ashveil can do nothing but look dumbfounded as you take out your phone and snap a selfie with him.
âHmm, I havenât seen any ads at all, are you gonna use this video as material? Because I wanna be paid for this if this is gonna go online.â
The dread of paying money catches up to him, because he snaps back into his role and glares down at you. âThere is no adaptation! This is no movie, and no ad campaign either,â he huffs and puffs and blows the â no, wait, wrong fairy tale.
Putting your phone away, you take a step back. âUh, so⌠Youâre a cosplayer, then? A really weird one,â you add under your breath.
âListen ââ
âHang on.â Fishing your phone out of your pocket again, you hold it up to your ear. âOh, hi babe! Yeah, I'll be home in a min.â
There is no other person on the line. You just need an excuse to get away⌠and to ragebait Ashveil as much as possible. Without another word towards him, you walk off towards the Dreamless Coffee location nearby, leaving him behind. Aeons, you'd pay to see the expression on his face right now.
Instead, you follow the plan the two of you set up, sitting yourself on one of the little tables outside the cafe without ordering anything. Checking the time on your phone, you see that you still have about half an hour before you have to head for the motel, and you start to wonder: What will happen once you get there? Will Ashveil really put on a granny costume and lay down in bed? A grin spreads on your face as you imagine him trying to imitate the voice of an old woman, pitch croaking and cracking. He may be able to look like one, with a bit of makeup, but his voice has always been his biggest giveaway.
Maybe Ashveil has something completely different in store? After all, you've put a lot of creative liberty into your version of the fairytale, but what matters is the core, right? Unassuming little thing gets ravaged by the mean wolf. Adaptation, modernization, all begets change. What matters is having fun, for Ahaâs sake!
Some part of you⌠worries. Not because you don't trust Ashveil, of course you do. But this is the first time the two of you are doing this, and you hope that it's not too much for either of you.
Relax. That's why you have safe words and gestures, you remind yourself. It's all gonna be fine.
Inside your phonecase, the keycard to your room sits snugly, and every time your fingers run over it, youâre reminded that this is all going to happen soon. Youâre finally going to live out this fantasy. Itâs gonna be fine, and fun, and hot.
Perhaps an eternity passes, even if itâs over in seconds, as your phone screen flickers to life with the sound of a timer. Itâs time.
Ever since Ashveil got released I've wanted to write a Red Riding Hood fic, and after a lot of time slacking off, part 1 is done! I'm posting this part already because this fic got significantly longer than expected; part 2 will be out sometime this week!
syn: Ashveil gets a commission to find any clues to your whereabouts.
wc: 752
warnings: yandere content (sits on the subtle (?) side), probably ooc ashveil, probably inaccurate descriptions of locations lawl, gn reader (pls lmk if i missed anything!)
notes: my brain felt like a caveman creating fire when it went ohhh detective missing person
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Mister N hands Ashveil a letter when he finally opens the refrigerator.
"A missing person commission," Mister N says, before hopping away. Ashveil merely hums in acknowledgement, the delicate paper creasing in his hands.
It's nothing he hasn't done before, and it is hardly as difficult as others he's taken before. In fact, it's rather mundane compared to the absurd ones he's been receiving lately, but a nice reprieve nonetheless. Besides, a missing person is exactly the kind of cases detectives such as him are expected to take up and specialise in, anyway.
Ashveil's eyes skim the hastily written words, clearly done by someone in deep grief. They list a name, a location where they were last seen, and a picture of a smiling person. For some reason, his eyes can't help but stop on them.
"(Name), where have I heard that name beforeâŚ" He mumbles to himself, eyes scrutinising every detail of the photograph for any clues.
It's been so long since they've disappeared, and I don't know what to think anymore. The police have long scrapped the case and said they've run away, but (Name) wouldn't do something like that⌠If you could just find a clue to whether they're alive or dead, it would help to ease this heavy burdenâŚ
These desperate words linger in Ashveil's mind as he walks around Dovebrook District, his eyes scanning every nook and cranny of the alleyways. It wouldn't be surprising if you were hiding in here all along â after all, Dovebrook District was the crime capital of Planarcadia, and there's no better place to hide then among those who lived to commit greater crimes than that of running away.
A light rain covers the city in a glossy blur, the blue lights dancing against the dark night sky. Ashveil slides the letter into one of his coat pockets, walking into the tavern without a single reservation.
Eyes follow him from every corner of the lobby as he makes his way to the bar. But Ashveil has no intention to drink, not today nor for the rest of his life.
The bartender simply raises an eyebrow in both acknowledgement and question for his appearance. People like him don't come around just for a drink, after all.
"What's the case this time?" She asks, sliding him a glass of water.
"A missing person," Ashveil answers, taking the glass in his hand, but only to inspect it. Then, he sets it down. "Have you heard of someone called (Name)?"
"(Name)? HmâŚ" She ponders, absentmindedly mixing another concoction, before her expression shifts. "Yeah, I think someone with that name came around a few months ago. They were in a rush to leave, though. I heard they were looking to leave for another planet."
Ashveil hums as he notes her words down. Perhaps whoever was looking for you didn't know you all that well, or at least, not well enough to know that you wanted to leave Planarcadia. The glass of water continues to sit untouched.
The rain has grown heavier in the time he spent in the tavern. There's little point in travelling to the other cities, not when it's looking to be a downpour and it's late at night. Should he have done more? Maybe. But a sick detective isn't a detective that can work.
The walk back is uneventful, petty thieves scurrying away at a glimpse of his white hat. Even as he makes his way up the stairs and into the Furbobo Weekly's headquarters, following his designated path towards his own office, Ashveil is careful to not make a sound, even though the rain beating the windows outside would be more than enough to silence him.
The door creaks open while Mister N greets him with a welcome. The letter is placed upon the table, along with a written testimony from the bartender, and from another pocket, a locket is laid across it.
"Mister N, please write back to the commissioner that (Name) has left Planarcadia, of their own volition. Attach the bartender's testimony and their locket, please." Ashveil doesn't wait for his response, stepping into the refrigerator once the final word left his tongue.
His damp clothing only serves to enhance the cold air, but it hardly bothers him. There's only thing he came back for.
"I'm back, my love." His gloved hand rests on your freezing cheek, a tear drop immortalised by ice, your beauty kept eternal, and your existence forever by his side.
Ashveil monster man AU where his shadow is part of him....and also includes tentacles/tendrils that you pet and kiss and call 'cute' until he reminds you that they can in fact be not so cute....only for them to tickle and tease you affectionately after the deed is done because the thing that is La Mancha wants to cherish and consume you in equal measure.
If Blade and Yingxing!MC get separate bodies them Blade is pulling Yingxing!MC behind him and hissing like a feral cat. He's snarling and growling, sword held in front of him.
Yingxing!MC meanwhile is exasperated, rolling his eyes fondly. Then he raises a hand and, the only word I can describe this as is 'petting'. Yingxing!MC is petting Blade and Blade is leaning into it, very much happy.
He also scratches behind one of Blade's ears, Blade melts.
Blade is an oversized cat.
The Stellaron Hunters are freaking the fuck out.
Imagine this happened during a fight or something and a weird attack hits Blade and suddenly there are two of them but one has white hair, looks kinder, and older, and also just got pulled behind Blade.
So soon the two are ushered back onto the ship and stuff. Yingxing!MC is the one who has to explain things while sitting on the couch with Blade draped over his lap.
There proceeds to not be another Blade sighting/incident in months (it greatly concerns Jing Yuan and the Astral Express)
Blade is clinging to Yingxing!MC, refuses to leave his side and he doesn't really speak much. Yingxing!Mc is accepted easily by the Hunters.
Yingxing!MC is just used to Blade's behavior at this point and doesn't even react, not even when Blade drapes himself over Yingxing!MC.
Yingxing!MC was HIS, HIS sun, HIS forge master, just HIS.
Yingxing!MC meanwhile just sighs, pets Blade's head, and continues cooking breakfast.
I have no idea how Jing Yuan and Dan Heng will find out about Yingxing!MC.
Imagine one day Bailu ran away like usual and stuff and runs into a really tall man with white hair. He has a black haired companion. The white haired man hides her away and feeds her treats.
She likes him.
She declared him as her brother/papa. He seemed to be a little sad but he chuckled.
And after a while he had to go. His black haired companion was a little disgruntled around her at first but by the time the two had to go, the black haired one very VERY hesitantly and awkwardly poked her cheek.
She does not speak a word about them.
Wait wait wait... should Yingxing!MC have had a past lover??? Like Jing Yuan and/or Dan Feng??
Also Blade's cat cake, very much likes Yingxing!MC and Yingxing!MC's own cat cake (I don't know the name)
Anyways hope this made sense and it was enjoyable.
-đŚ anon
Loving the idea of the Stellaron Hunters just accepting this new reality. They had a another member and he's awesome. Just don't look at him wrong, less Blade will murder your ass.... and probably the rest of the Stellaron Hunters will join in.
You do NOT mess with the Yingxing!MC. You do NOT.
I do wonder if Yingxing actually spooked Elio with his existence. Like this guy wasn't appart of the scripts!!! ...but now that he's here, the scripts are showing his name, so I guess everything was good now?
Also agree 100% with the idea of Blade being a oversized cat. đ¸
As for how Jing Yuan and Dan Heng could find out about Yingxing... maybe someone somehow gets a pic of him and Blade while they were out with Silver wolf? Like they had disguised on, but something happens to cause Yingxing's face mask/hart to come off, and suddenly Dan Heng is choking on air as he reads an article that has a white hair 'Blade' on it.
...But there was also a black hair 'Blade' standing besides the white hair one. What the actual fuck-
Cue him getting a call from Jing Yuan, and its chaos from there.
Sides that, YES to Yingxing!MC acting as Bailu's dad! It's so sweet! And Blade is like her reluctant uncle who says he hates her, but will murder anyone that makes her cry!
And oh my god the cake cats! Sesame cake!!!! That Blade's Cake Cat, but I'm not sure what Yingxing's is called... lol, why do I imagine Silver wolf was the one to find Yingxing!MC's Cake Cat? Probably stole from Herta's space station.
One last thing... I agree with Yingxing!MC having a past lover, and I think it should be just Dan Feng, but going back to the first ask, I can imagine the pure angst of meeting Dan Heng.
I mean Dan Feng manipulated Yingxing!MC, and meeting that same lover's reincarnation is bound to cause Yingxing!MC a bunch of trauma...
Yingxing!Mc never wanted to revive Baiheng, but Dan Feng prayed on his weaknesses, even telling him that the Quintet cannot take one loss after the other (referencing how short Yingxingâs life is).
So Yingxing!Mc was forced to do it.
He wept as he did it though.
He never wanted to do it, never. And he never wanted to be immortal either.
But the Mara had spread to him and it hurt so much!! Yingxing!Mc begged Jingliu to kill him, to take revenge on him, to punish him how she saw for. And she did, hundreds of times she killed âhimâ until she too became Mara struckâŚ
Except it really wasnât him.
It was Blade.
Blade is not Yingxing!Mc nor is Yingxing!Mc Blade.
They were different âpeopleâ.
Yingxing!Mc had been so hurt and shattered that Blade was made to protect him.
Blade took the front and he never let Yingxing!Mc take it for 700 years. Blade became known and Yingxing!Mc became shrouded. Blade talked to HIS Yingxing!Mc often, the man was HIS sun, the one who forged him even if not by his own hands. Blade does not hate Yingxing!Mc, why would he?
Then the Stellaron Hunters arrived. It took a very long time before Blade loosened up around them, even longer for him to trust them enough to let Yingxing!Mc to the front to interact with them. They never did seem to realize the âBladeâ they talked to everyday after they got back was Yingxing!Mc, and neither he nor Blade elaborated.
Blade is not a person technically, he is the pain and grief and Mara of Yingxing!Mc and he knows it, he also doesnât care because so long as Yingxing!Mc is ok then heâs happy.
He DESPISES it when people call him Yingxing!Mc because heâs NOT, heâs not him, heâs not the sun, heâs not the forge master, heâs BLADE, heâs Yingxing!Mcâs sword, Blade is Yingxing!Mcâs!!!
He doesnât like it when people mix them up because he thinks it is a stain and insult to Yingxing!Mc. Meanwhile Yingxing!Mc doesnât exactly care if heâs called Blade, why should he? Yingxing!Mc was someone who shouldâve died a long time ago.
Blade doesnât care if Yingxing!Mc is called âBladeâ but he would if it bother Yingxing!Mc even the slightest bit.
The Stellaron Hunters when Yingxing!mC first slipped through (he made breakfast) where confused but they accepted it. Over time they noticed the little acts of love their Mara struck companion would do. They donât suspect a thing, why would they? They just assume theyâve bullied their way into his heart and in a way, they did.
When the mission comes, the one with the Luofu, Blade takes full front, heâs not risking Yingxing!Mc, though he does let Yingxing!Mc see and hear whatâs happening, letting the forge master give advice and intruder him where to go to reach the place faster.
Blade adores Yingxing. The forge master is HIS sun and Blade is forever happy to be his sword, to be the one to take the pain and fight. Blade is akin to the Mara taking sentience in a way but also not.
There are a few people Blade despises more than anything.
Dan Feng (which spreads to Dan Heng).
Jing Yuan.
Jingliu.
Those three are some Blade DESPISES.
Especially Jing Yuan and Dan (F)Heng
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I uhhhhhh⌠Iâm hoping this makes sense??? Itâs fine if not, I can elaborate on things and such
Just an idea I got at the ass crack of Dawn and wrote down quickly before I fell back asleep for another few hours
I donât know why but I just wanted Blade and Yingxing!Mc to be different people with Blade adoring Yingxing!Mc.
Also Mortenax Blade
Thatâs essentially Yingxing!Mc finally convincing Blade to let HIM front most of the time so Yingxing!Mc is BACK!! Even if he does look different and Blade does sometimes forcefully take over.
The black and white spirit thing that Mortenax Blade has would be, in this au, Blade taking form I guess????? I donât know, my brainâs going mushy
So ya, hereâs this au, feel free to add or take away from it as you wish
-đŚ anon
I swear you come up with the most random, but awesome ideas at the most random times. The ass crack of dawn? Jeez- đ¤Ł
Oh, but now I can't stop thinking about something after reading all this. What if, hear me out, and yes, it's probably a stupid idea... Blade and Yingxing!MC seperated into two different people?
That would be one way for Blade's secret to come out in the open, and he's all hissing and snarling if the Luofu characters come tok close! Especially Dan Heng.
...Though, I would love to see that Yingxing!MC could get along with Bailu.
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... Ya I lied... you won't be getting Ashveil!MC today...
But I'll give this to make up for it
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Ashveil!MC had been fighting side by side with Blade and Boothill when the three got separated.
Ashveil!MC was very sleep deprived and was also partly sick. He was also getting surrounded.
Now see, Biscuits HATED it when Ashveil!MC even got a paper cut so with all of this mixed with an enemy who scratched THEIR human's cheek...
Well the little snake rose off Ashveil!MC's shoulders and much to Blade and Boothill's disbelief, the snake grew and grew and GREW.
Now see the two men had been SAVAGES, trying to get to Ashveil!MC. But when 'Biscuits' grew and then was surrounding Ashveil!MC, swallowing an enemy whole, the two froze in place.
Cue a few hours later.
"Darling, just... what is Biscuits" Boothill asked, watching a small again Biscuits curl around Ashveil!MC's neck happily.
Blade is watching silently but is on edge.
Both men did NOT want Biscuits harming Ashveil!MC.
That morning was definitely...something. First thingŮŤ you woke up to being nearly squished to death. During the nightŮŤ youâsomehowâended up with Azul underneath you and squeezing you with what felt like a death grip. Jade had laid peacefully beside the two of youŮŤ but his arm seemed to have a tight grip around your waist. For Floyd and GrimŮŤ it was honestly surprising how similarly they slept: Sprawled out like the owned and paid for the bed. The difference was Grim was small enough to lay on top of youŮŤ and Floyd was not. SoŮŤ the eel seemed to have settled for the next best option of sprawling his limbs over you. At least when you slept in Leona's bedŮŤ HE had the decency to give you breathing room. You started viciously wriggling around to free yourselfŮŤ waking them up in the process.
NowŮŤ you and Grim were being brought back to prison. UnwillinglyŮŤ you might add. The only reason you hadn't put up more of a struggle is because you knew these three borderline PSYCHOPATHS had a plan to mess things upŮŤ and you were kinda here for it. You and GrimŮŤ bothŮŤ were really salty about everything.
"I still can't believe the Ramshackle pair fled to Octavinelle."
"And they stole the magic carpet. If the housewarden were to find out about this...Rrgh, what do we do?"
"I think we'd better take this to Vice Housewarden Jamil to start with."
"Hello, gentlemen. Mind if we pop by?"
With Grim in your arms and the magic carpet beside youŮŤ you followed Azul as he strolled before the two Scarabia members. The tweels followed behindŮŤ as if to make sure you and your fluffy companion didn't attempt to flee. You nervously adjusted your clothesŮŤ carefully balancing Grim so that you wouldn't accidentally drop him. Your current outfit that they dressed you in was a remarkable redesign of the Octavinelle House uniforms in a way that fit your clothing style. How they knew your clothing style was unknown to you. The creepier partŮŤ it was somehow your exact measurements when you don't remember ever getting measured...
"Good GRAVY, it's hot here. Feels like the middle of summerŮŤ" Floyd groaned and began fanning himself with his hat. The two boys before you all looked thoroughly surprised.
"You're the Octavinelle guys who gave us a thrashing last night!"
"What do you want with Scarabia?"
"Permit me to apologize for what transpired last evening. It's only natural to believe and defend what's yours. But after I heard their story...It became clear to me that the two of them must've decided to act out and steal Scarabia's magic carpet. Once I realized my mistake, I took personal responsibility for the matter. I've brought them here to apologize in person for the trouble they've causedŮŤ and to return the magic carpet to its rightful ownerŮŤ as well."
"Rgh... It ain't fair, I tell ya..." Grim grumbled. The carpet seemed to nod.
"W-well, uh..."
"Thank you for the...help?"
"Guys. It's about time for morning training. If you're late, Kalim willâGh?!" Jamil froze at the sight in front of him.
"Why, Jamil! Hello there. How are you?" Azul greeted in delight.
"Azul Ashengrotto...and the Leech brothers as well? What are you doing here?"
"Our home isn't the most hospitable place in the wintertimeŮŤ" Jade explained.
"So we spend our holidays in the dorm! Aha ha!" Floyd laughed.
"Wh...What?"
"By the way, where might Kalim be? I'm here to return his magic carpet to himŮŤ" the conman stated.
"Er, ah...lf you need to deliver something, I'll take it to himŮŤ" Jamil offeredŮŤ attempting to pass Azul and approach you. Your best guess was so that he could lead you back inside.
The formerŮŤ howeverŮŤ was not so willing and stepped between the two of youŮŤ "Oh, but I insist! This magic carpet is a legendary artifact on par with national treasures. If it were discovered to be damaged later, Octavinelle would be held liable. We can't have that, now, can we? I would prefer to hand it to Kalim in person and have him assess its condition firsthand."
"Kalim wouldn't care even if it was damaged. Let me take itŮŤ and these troublemakersŮŤ off your hands, okay?" Jamil urged.
"Worry notâl won't even ask for my standard twenty percent finder's feeŮŤ" Azul hummed.
"Consider that our way of apologizing for our uncouth behavior towards Scarabia last nightŮŤ" Jade added.
"We also brought a seafood pizza as a little present. You wouldn't want it to get cold, wouldja?" Floyd purred.
"The point is, I would MUCH prefer to deliver it in person. He's awake by now, I trust?"
"No, really, he's not feeling up for anyâhey!
You can't just barge in, Azul!"
Jamil's words were of no useŮŤ though. Adult had already pushed passed himŮŤ dragging you along. Right behindŮŤ Floyd and Jade followed.
"Oh, hey, Azul. What brings you to our dorm?" Kalim wondered. With how calm he wasŮŤ it was probably safe to say that the Housewarden was kept out of the loop about last night's escape.
"Hello there. It's nice to see you, KalimŮŤ" Azul greeted. "Goodness me! Scarabia never fails to impress every time I visit. It's a veritable winter wonderland outside, yet in here, the sun's so hot that it might as well be midsummer. You would have vacationers coming in droves if you opened up a resort here. It's an ideal location."
"You don't say? I don't really have the savvy for business stuff, but thanks for the kind words!"
"At any rate, I'm here today because I caught your magic carpet. I'd like to return it to you."
"Really? It ran off again? I'm sorry you had to deal with thatŮŤ" Kalim apologized.
"Oh, it's no bother at allŮŤ" Azul reassuredŮŤ "By the way, is Scarabia having holidays in the dorm this year?"
"Yes, that's right. Is Octavinelle doing the same?"
"Why, yes! Fancy that! In fact, what say we take this opportunity to improve relations between our dorms?"
"Wha...?!"Jamil yelpedŮŤ finally catching up.
"It seems there are many things to be learned from Scarabia's unique studying style that was apparently adopted this winterŮŤ" Azul went on.
"That's right! I would be positively honored to host Octavinelle's housewarden here in our dormŮŤ" Kalim exclaimed.
"....Kalim, I recommend against thisŮŤ" Jamil advisedŮŤ finally grabbing a proper hold of you and pulling you away from Azul's side. His dragging caused you to stumbleŮŤ almost making you drop Grim.
"Aw, why?" The housewarden whined.
"The whole point of our current training regimen is to catch up to the other dorms. If we invite the housewarden of one of those other dorms to join us, we're showing the enemy our handŮŤ" Jamil chidedŮŤ taking Grim from your arms and setting him on the ground beside you.
"Oh, please. He's hardly an enemy. Besides, didn't you invite the Ramshackle residents?"
"Well, er...Yes..." The vice paused before continuingŮŤ "Look, Azul I'm saying this for your own good."
"You're absolutely right, Jamil. Other dorms are always going to be, on some level, our rivals in the grade standings. I'm afraid we'd best take our leave, boys. Kalim, Jamil, best of luck with your trainingŮŤ" Azul wished and turned back around towards the Tweels. ThenŮŤ he sighedŮŤ "Back to spending yet another holiday stuck indoors in the dead of winter, just the three of us. It's unavoidable, I suppose..."
"And after we worked so hard to capture that magic carpet and bring it back..." Jade added on.
"And it made a huge mess outta the Mostro Lounge in the process..." Floyd threw in.
The three let out a collective sighed and said in unisonŮŤ "Alas..."
"Layin' on the guilt trip a little thick there, don't ya think?!" Grim gaped.
You noticed Jamil rolling his eyes as he inspected youŮŤ checking for signs of your condition having worsened or the three of them having done something to you. He seemed relieved at finding nothing for both possibilities.
"Not so fast!" Kalim stopped them.
"Here we go..." Jamil groanedŮŤ lowering hid head in defeat.
"Azul is one of the top magicians in our whole school. I think Scarabia would benefit greatly from having him over! Besides, turning away esteemed guests out of hand would bring shame upon the Asim family name."
"Why, Kalim! What a kind and generous soul you are! Naturally, I would be more than happy to share any insights I have with youŮŤ" Azul generously offered.
"The two of us will be happy to assist with cooking and cleaningŮŤ" Jade added.
"Yeah! We do it at the lounge anyway, so we're pretty good at itŮŤ" noted Floyd.
"That would be great! And it would ease Jamil's workloadŮŤ" Kalim beamed.
"I don't NEED any help...Ugh, forget it. You're not listening to a word I say."
"All right, let's get ourselves ready for some special training! It's your dorm versus ours. Put your things away and come to the courtyardŮŤ" the heir announced.
"Certainly. Do go easy on me, Scarabia gentlemen. Heh heh heh..." Azul mused.
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The whole day ended up as some weird game of tug-of-war or capture-the-prefect. Every few minutesŮŤ you found yourself being pulled away from someone by someone. You thought you might finally get some peace later that night. Turns out you thought wrong.
"Kalim was in a pretty good mood todayŮŤ" Grim happily pointed out. The direbeast was currently splayed out across your lap.
"Agreed. That was the 'regular' Kalim I knowŮŤ" Azul noted.
"When he's in a bad mood, he narrows his eyes and gets this scary tone when he talksŮŤ" Grim explained.
Jade began questionŮŤ "Are you certain that's what's happening here?"
"Whaddaya mean?" Floyd askedŮŤ plopping down next to you on the bed and leaning his weight against your side.
"You're prone to mood swings yourself, Floyd. Kalim doesn't give me that same impressionŮŤ" the former statedŮŤ "I suspect a different root cause at play."
"Jamil said it was brought on 'cause of their lousy dorm standings in Spelldrive and the examsŮŤ" Grim remembered.
"Really? Since when does Sea Otter care about that?" Floyd wonderedŮŤ now leaning his head on yoursŮŤ much to your dismay.
"Sea what now?" Grim questionedŮŤ already giving the eel dirty looks for stealing his you-time.
"He means Kalim. Floyd likes to give people nicknames based on sea creaturesŮŤ" Jade explained and sat next to youŮŤ as well. "In your case, Grim, you have a cute, round little silhouette. Which is why he calls you Sealie. It's a term of endearment."
"I ain't round! I'm full-bodied, thankyouverymuch!"
"And 'Little Shrimpy'?" You asked.
"WellŮŤ shrimp do tend to have quite the symbiotic bond with eels. PlusŮŤ you're quite small and adorable like themŮŤ" Jade cooed. You groaned.
"Sea Otter's always bangin' on a drum with a grin on his face. Reminds me of those fuzzy sea scampsŮŤ" Floyd added. You couldn't disagree.
"He does have a generally sunny disposition. I can't imagine his demeanor would shift so drastically over something as minor as unimpressive gradesŮŤ" Azul thought aloudŮŤ "I agree that the root cause is likely to be something else entirely. If we want to get to the bottom of this, we'll need to get to know Kalim better. Jade, would you mind having a little 'talk' with him?"
"Consider it done. Jamil would be a harder target, but...Kalim might be willing to 'talk' openly with me."
"Then I think I'll play with Sea Snake in the meantimeŮŤ" Floyd volunteered.
"Excellent idea. I'll join you for thatŮŤ" Azul offered.
"Heh heh heh..."
"Their smiles ain't reached their eyes once this whole time..."
"I think I'd feel less threatened by another overblot..."
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Knock! Knock!
You waited patiently at Jamil's doorŮŤ hoping he'd answer and had not already gone to sleep. Azul and Floyd made you be the one in front of the door so that Jamil wouldn't immediately slam it in your faces. Once it was openŮŤ Azul made sure he was first to enter.
"Good evening, JamilŮŤ" he greeted.
"How's it hangin'?" Floyd joined.
"Mind if we drop in?" Grim asked as a formalityŮŤ but was already through the doorway.
"Sorry for the crowdŮŤ" you apologize.
Jamil seemed to looked at you with pity before facing AzulŮŤ "What do you want?"
"When Kalim gave us a tour of the treasury, we spotted a board game I've never seen beforeŮŤ" Azul went onŮŤ "I asked Kalim to explain the rules, but it's still not quite making sense to me."
"It's this wood board with little divots, and you put gems in 'em or something? How's that work?" Floyd bluntly askedŮŤ showing the game in his hands to Jamil.
"Ah, I recognize the board. That's a popular game in the Land of the Scalding SandsŮŤ" Jamil noticed.
"As a member of the Board Game Club, I'm always looking to try new games. Would you care to play a round with me?" Azul wondered.
"Aha ha, me too! I wanna see what you've got, Sea SnakeŮŤ" Floyd excitedly cheered.
"The great Grim never misses out on a competition!"
"PleaseeeŮŤ" you pleadedŮŤ clasping your hands together and attempting to give your best puppy eyes.
"Kalim's gone to bed. I don't see why notŮŤ" Jamil relentedŮŤ "My dorm room doesn't have enough space for all of you, though. Let's play in the lounge."
"I'm sorry about this, Kalim. I wasn't expecting you to already be in bed for the night. This can wait until tomorrow, honest. I know it's selfish of me to ask to see the treasury again..."
"No worries! It's totally fine! What did you want to see?"
"I was curious about the tapetries and carpets further in the back. You don't see many textile handicrafts under the sea, you know. I've always been fascinated by Scalding Sands culture. After all, what could be further from the bottom of the ocean than a world of arid sands?"
"Ooh! Speaking of carpets, I've got one with colors that would be a perfect fit for your dorm. It would be a shame to let it keep gathering dust in the storeroom. Why don't you take it back with you?"
"Are you sure?"
"Absolutely! And here we are."
Kalim opened the doorŮŤ allowing Jade entry to the room full of visible wealth.
"Ahhh...It's even more amazing when I study it up closeŮŤ" Jade admiredŮŤ "Kalim, what's this lovely peacock green fabric?"
"Oh, that's woven out of silkŮŤ" the housewarden repliedŮŤ "Long, long ago, back before yandere and darlings were recognizedŮŤ and when they first reformed the law stating that royalty could only marry royalty...There was a princess who wedded a common man raised in the slums. She often wore that color. It's a popular color among men and women alike in the Scalding Sands."
"Incredible. If the mer-princess fascinated with the human realm were to see these treasures, she'd have been desperate to have them allŮŤ" Jade jokedŮŤ "It can't be easy keeping track of so many luxuries."
"I leave all the organizational stuff to Jamil. He airs them out on occasion."
"Jamil is quite the competent right-hand man, isn't he? Azul was saying the same thingŮŤ" the mer commended.
Kalim chuckled in proud delightŮŤ "Heh heh! Isn't he, though? The guy's pure amazing. It was Jamil who taught me magic and tutored me. He was a way better tutor than any of the ones my family hired. Oh, and he's a great dancer, too! Not that he does much of that around others..."
"If he's that competent, why doesn't he speak up to you about what you've been doing?"
"Huh?"
"Keeping students from going home on a long holiday and forcing them into harsh training every day...I strain to imagine you doing such a thing. So why?"
"Oh...Well...It's because we really needed extra training, I guess...?"
"You 'guess'? It was your decision, wasn't it?"
"Yes. It definitely was, but...I've been...spacing out a lot lately."
"Why is that?"
"Jamil says it's probably fatigue from me becoming housewarden as a sophomore."
"Come again?"
"I've always had this habit of nodding off when I start working my brain too hardŮŤ" Kalim thought backŮŤ "My tutors and Jamil were always on my case about it."
"What are you finding difficult at present?"
"Our loss in the interdorms, our bad grades in the exams...My responsibility...Remedial measures...my darling wandering around on their own...When I dwell on those, lend up just spacing out. Ha ha, I'm a pretty lousy housewarden, huh?"
"Wasn't it your decision to keep the students over the holidays for special training?"
"Sorry, I think I got a speck of something in my eye. Could you take a look at it for me?"
Kalim got closer to JadeŮŤ even going on his tiptoes to look better.
"Are you all right? Here, let me see. Which eye?"
"My left eye. That's it, look in my left eye...Don't be afraid. I want to help youŮŤ" the eel purred before chantingŮŤ "Shock the Heart."
"...Huh?"
"I'm going to ask you some questions, and you will answer them honestly. Do you know..."
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"WOO! I win! That's three for me!" Floyd celebratedŮŤ startling you from you half-conscience state.
Seeing thisŮŤ Jamil softly rubbed you armŮŤ coaxing you to calm back down as he congratulated his opponentŮŤ "You're tough competition when you're focused, Floyd."
EarlierŮŤ when your little group started setting up the two gameboards on the floorŮŤ Jamil lit some incense that he claimed would keep any unwanted bugs out. For something to keep bugs away bugsŮŤ its aroma sure was calming. From what you guessed must've been a mixture from the scent and the day's eventsŮŤ you felt yourself growing exhausted. Jamil noticed your fatigue rather quickly and let you rest against his shoulder instead of laying on the hard ground. Every so oftenŮŤ you'd point out a move that he should make whenever you paid enough attention.
"Mrgyah! I lose again! You're relentless, Azul."
"That brings me up to five to zero. I'd be an affront to the Board Game Club with anything less, of course. Meanwhile, Jamil's at...two to three, I see. Even with the additional helpŮŤ" Azul jabbed.
"Hm? Oh, yes. It's been a while since | last played. I suppose I've gotten rustyŮŤ" Jamil remarkedŮŤ "Back in the old days, Kalim would spend hours a day making me play with him, insisting on going until he won a game. Despite his middling skill. Imagine that."
"Ah, I seeŮŤ" Azul replied before mutteringŮŤ "Mm, yes, that would explain it."
"Explain what? You sure love your cryptic little asidesŮŤ" the vice remarked.
"Forget I said anything. So, you and Kalim essentially grew up together, correct?"
"We've been together for as long as I can remember, yes. Speaking of which, you three Octavinelle boys have been friends since childhood, I hear?"
"Thaaat's what they say!" Floyd repliedŮŤ messing with the game pieces.
"What's that s'posed to mean? You're talkin' like you're not even one of 'emŮŤ" Grim retorted.
The eel went on at his requestŮŤ "We've been classmates ever since we started elementary school...But personally, I barely knew Azul existed until just before we started middle school. So I wouldn't exactly call us childhood friends.
"You barely knew your own classmate existed until you graduated?" You sleepily mutteredŮŤ "You've got a serious case of tunnel vision..."
"I was a rather quiet boy myself. I hardly ever stood out in classŮŤ" Azul admitted.
"You stood out in other ways, though. Not many guys could claim to be as cute and round asâ"
The octo-mer quickly shut Grim downŮŤ slapping a hand over his furry mouth.
"Grim, I believe we've been over this multiple times. You are NOT to dredge up the forbidden lore!"
"You make it sound like some convoluted videogame storyline..." You grumbled before yawningŮŤ earning a snicker from Jamil.
"Yet here you are now, presiding over them as housewarden. You have a curious relationshipŮŤ" he pointed out.
"Y'think? I just do what Azul says 'cause it's more fun that wayŮŤ" Floyd wondered with a grin.
"I strongly doubt Jade or Floyd have any binding allegiance to me. This is all an elaborate game of pretend to themŮŤ" Azul shrugged.
"Your relationship is getting more confusing by the minuteŮŤ" Jamil commented.
So they were in denial about...whatever they are to each other. You didn't really care to think about itŮŤ either.
"If I made a poor choice as leaderâor even simply a boring one...They would turn on me instantly and seize the housewarden seat for themselves. Not that I'd lose if they challenged me, of course."
"We ain't got any plans to challenge him, either...for now, anyway. Aha ha!"
"They'd probably also make him into their pet octopusŮŤ too..." you sarcastically mutteredŮŤ earning another chuckled from Jamil.
"So essentially, the three of you are all equals in each other's eyesŮŤ" the vice summarized.
"Yeah. We stick with him now 'cause it's fun. If it stops bein' fun, we drop him like a bad habit. EasyŮŤ" Floyd answeredŮŤ "It ain't like the vice housewarden is the housewarden's servant or nothin'. It's a pretty normal relationship, if you ask me."
"Normal, you say. I suppose that concept is lost on me. I've always been loyal of the Asim house. And that will likely never change."
"Oh, hey, guys. Are you still gaming?"
"GAH!"
Jamil's little outburst reset your progress from the last time you were startled from awake from nearly falling asleep.
"What's this? Ooh, Mancala! That takes me back. I used to play it for hours on end with Jamil."
"I thought you went to bed, Kalim. Why would you..." Jamil cleared his throatŮŤ "I've told you not to wander around by yourself. What if someone abducted you?"
"You're such a worrywart, Jamil. Chill. Jade's been with me the whole timeŮŤ" Kalim reassured.
"Wait, JADE?"
"Yes, hello. I've been keeping Kalim company."
"Y-you..."
"Kalim is so generous. He's been teaching me aaall sorts of things..."
You felt Jamil's once gentle grip on you quickly tighten.
"Answer me. What did you do to Kalim?"
"What did I...do? I was just having a pleasant conversation with him. Isn't that right, Kalim?"
"Yep. I was just showing him around the storeroom."
"Gh...!"
"Oh yeah, Jamil! You know that silver and blue carpet we brought with us when we came here? Do you know where it is? I couldn't find it for the life of me."
"We're leaving, KalimŮŤ" Jamil firmly stated and stood up.
"Huh? Why?"
"Back to your room, now!" The vice housewarden fussed before standing you up and grabbing you by the arm like he did Kalim. "And it'd be best not to leave you alone with those three..."
"Whoa! Okay, okay! You don't have to pull my arm out of its socket! Sorry, Jade. I'll get you the carpet some other time!"
"Certainly. I'm sure we'll be seeing more of each other very soon..."
"Hey! Bring Little Shrimpy back!"
Jamil ignored them while dragging you and Kalim away and back to Kalim's room. He made Kalim get back in the bed and even found a spare set of pajamas for you to wear to sleep. Out of respectŮŤ Jamil made sure to look away and made double sure Kalim wouldn't peak while you changed.
"SorryŮŤ but this is the closest we have to another spare bedŮŤ and I trust Kalim far more than those threeŮŤ" Jamil apologized.
KalimŮŤ on the other handŮŤ seemed ecstatic. He had even started chanting "sleepover" until Jamil shut it down.
"If neither of you get any sleepŮŤ I may need to change up everyone's sleeping arrangementsŮŤ" the vice warned. You both nodded and watched as Jamil left for the night.
It didn't take long for Kalim to fall asleepŮŤ snuggling against you and nuzzling his face in your chest. When you were sure that he was completely unconsciousŮŤ you took out you phone and read through the plan details the others sent you. WaitŮŤ how did they get your number...?
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You barely recognize your dreamŮŤ almost mistaking it for still being in the dark bedroom. The skies looked so dark and ominous...You were only able to distinguish the two when the adviser from your previous dreams appeared before you with a lamp in his hand and his foot on another's face.
SoonŮŤ your view panned over to what must've been a palace with a largeŮŤ dark figure looming over it.
A man's voice called outŮŤ "Genie, stop!"
"Sorry, kid. I've got a new master nowŮŤ" the genie apologizedŮŤ his voice full of remorse.
The scene changed to the once-adviser as he stood on a hillŮŤ looking down below as his feathered companion proclaimedŮŤ "Kneel and pay tribute to the great sorcerer Jafar!"
At the orderŮŤ the old sultan and who you believe to be his daughter appearedŮŤ bowing before him.
"Now where were we? Ah, yesâabject humiliation!"
SuddenlyŮŤ the scene changed. The sorcerer was now between the princess and a street rat and declaringŮŤ "He is no prince, and that's a fact. Now that he's unmasked, do you recognize your prince? It's Aladdin! His punishment? Eternal banishment...from this life! Farewell, 'Prince Ali'!"
You could hear the man's maniacal cackles as he flung a tower of the placeâwith the boy still insideâfar away using the magic of his staff. With that final actŮŤ the dream started to fade.
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"Good morning, you two."
"Go away..." You groaned at the wakeup callŮŤ desperately trying to pull the blankets over your head to shut out the light.
You felt Kalim turn his head a bit from where he was laying it on your shoulder to get a better look.
"Mm...Izzat you, Jamil? Morning..."
"No, it's Jade. Though our names do sound a bit similar. Heh."
"Wait...What? What are you all doing here?" Kalim wonderedŮŤ now perfectly awake.
YouŮŤ on the other handŮŤ not so much. You tried hiding back under the coversŮŤ but Jade wouldn't allow that and scooped you up.
"I've brought some tea to wake you both up and each a change of clothes. NowŮŤ please rise and shineŮŤ" he instructed.
"Don't worry. We're perfectly capable of helping you get dressed without himŮŤ" Azul reassured.
You had just begrudgingly took your change of clothes to dress yourself when you heard a knock on the door before it opened.
"Kalim. ___. It's time toâwhat?! Azul? Jade? Grim?! What are you doing in Kalim's room?!"
Jamil gaped at the sight.
"My hench-human's hereŮŤ" Grim quippedŮŤ but was practically ignore. You patted his head.
"Ah, good morning, Jamil! You're welcome to sleep in today. In fact, I encourage itŮŤ" Azul insistedŮŤ "We'll be taking care of Kalim starting now until the end of break."
"What?!"
"After our chat last night, I realized somethingŮŤ" the conman beganŮŤ "Who's the busiest guy in this dorm? Who works the hardest by far? It's you, Jamil!"
"We've been taking advantage of Scarabia's hospitality during our stay, you see. So we'd like to pay it back somehowŮŤ" Jade added on.
"You can call us the Jamil Support Squad!" Grim cheered.
"O-of all the ridiculous...I mean, no, I couldn't possibly ask you to..."
"Oh...Ooh...OOOH! That's BRILLIANT!" Kalim exclaimedŮŤ "I've been thinking for ages about how I wish I could make Jamil's job easier!"
"Your compassion is a touching thing to behold, Kalim. Would that Azul could take a page from your bookŮŤ" Jade retorted.
"Ha ha ha. You just had to get in a dig, didn't you, Jade? Anyway, allow us to handle matters here. You can kick back and take it easy, JamilŮŤ" Azul continued to push.
"By all means, take them up on it, Jamil! This is great for you!" Kalim agreed.
"Run along now, Jamil. Go back to your room and catch up on your sleepŮŤ" Jade started to physically push.
Now dressedŮŤ after having done so in a private corner while they were distracted with eachotherŮŤ you helped pull Jamil out the door. Once getting him into the hallŮŤ the was quickly shut again.
"What in the world is going on here?"
"Maybe it's a sign you're working too hard. How about going back to bed?" You urgedŮŤ trying to nudge Jamil in the direction of his dorm room.
"I can't just restŮŤ" he deniedŮŤ "I'd better at least see to breakfast..."
"But JamilllŮŤ" you whinedŮŤ following right behind him.
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"Hey, minnow. That ain't been seasoned yet, so don't run it out."
"S-sorry, sir!"
"The vegetables in the oven are done."
"Those are already dressed, so plate 'em and get 'em on the table."
"B-breakfast is already made?!" Jamil yelled in shockŮŤ causing you to flinch slightly. "Did you do this, Floyd?"
"G'morning, Sea Snake! Yup, me 'n the minnows took care of it. Azul was goin' on about how much he wanted to help youŮŤ" Floyd confirmed. ThenŮŤ with only a few large stepsŮŤ he already started squeezing you in his arms and singingŮŤ "G'morningŮŤ Little Shrimpy!"
"Yeah. Morning..." you repliedŮŤ trying time push him off.
"But...But I can't put our guests to workŮŤ" Jamil statedŮŤ pulling you away from Floyd.
"We ain't exactly guests, remember? We're trainin' buddiesŮŤ" the eel corrected.
"But Kalim can only eat food prepared by me. It could be poisonedŮŤ" Jamil added.
Floyd laughedŮŤ "Ha! That's an even more unbalanced diet than what I eat. And I ain't poisoned anything here, by the way. If you don't trust me, test it yourself. If it gets Jamil's Poison-Free Seal of Approval, I'm sure Sea Otter will eat it right up."
"You have a point, but still..."
"Vice Housewarden, could you taste-test these grilled vegetables?"
"I think this soup came out nicely. What do you think, sir?"
"Rgh...Fine. I'll test them all myselfŮŤ" the vice relentedŮŤ "Actually, are we prepared for our morning oasis trek? Usually, breakfast comes AFTER the march."
"Ah, about that. As housewarden of Octavinelle...I've given my fellow housewarden Kalim an alternate proposal."
"Wh...What?! You can't just do that!"
Thank whatever divine being is out there for Azul's sudden entranceŮŤ because you were about to threaten to kill yourself or something if you had to do that trek again.
"Rather than aerobic exercise like long-range walking...You'll see far greater gains in strength and stamina from proper indoor weight trainingŮŤ" Azul elaborateŮŤ "Scarabia's desert is a terribly hot place, you know. We wouldn't want to risk anyone getting heatstroke...Again."
"OhŮŤ poor Little Shrimpy didn't deserve that~," Floyd playfully criedŮŤ suddenly cradling against his chest from where you stoodŮŤ despite your blatant distaste. "In fact, there's a huge fountain in the courtyard. If you wanna build stamina, how about swimmin' in that? It'd be more fun, too."
"Agreed. I can tell you from experience that swimming is a far better way to burn fat than walking."
"So...We don't have to go on those marches anymore?"
"We're safe, Vice Housewarden!"
Correction: they were safe. With a certain three aroundŮŤ swimming was just as dangerous for you. You were getting no where near that water if any of them got in.
"It's also worth mentioning that skipping breakfast can make you more easily fatigued and distracted. Not that overeating helps either, of course."
"Good morning!"
You nearly yelped upon being basically suprise tackled by the dorm's overly enthusiastic housewarden.
"Ooh, breakfast is done already?" Kalim rested his chin on your shoulder as he observed the meal prepŮŤ wrapping his arms around you from behind.
"Hot diggity! That looks delish!" Grim cheered as he bounded behind Kalim.
"Floyd's in fine form today. It comes out considerably worse when he's not in the mood...ŮŤ" Jade followed.
"And Sea Snake's already poison-tested your portions, Sea Otter. Go on and dig in!" Floyd urged.
"Bon appetit!"
"Ooh, this is wonderful soup!" Kalim praised.
"Ain't it? That's a Coral Sea staple. It's packed to the gills (heh) with seafoodŮŤ" Floyd snickeredŮŤ "C'monŮŤ Little Shrimpy. Open wide~." The eel cooed as he tried to make you let him spoon feed you.
You vehemently shook you headŮŤ backing away as far as you could. In the corner of your visionŮŤ you noticed Jamil silently watching from the side.
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"First, the key to ancient incantations is memorizing vocabularyŮŤ" Azul explained.
"I'm aaawful at memorization. It puts me to sleepŮŤ" Kalim whined.
"Then I've got the perfect study method for you: recitation while walkingŮŤ" the octo-mer suggested.
"It's a good study method for people with shorter attention spansŮŤ" Jade elaborated.
"Sounds like it'd be just as great for me!" Grim pointed out.
"Does it work on Floyd?..." You snickered under your breath.
"All right, let's all try it together, guysŮŤ" Kalim announced.
"Yes, sir!"
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"Proper exercise is critical to honing a more efficient mind for study. However, overstraining yourself will have an adverse effectŮŤ" Azul detailed.
"Mock battles are a good way to exercise while venting stressŮŤ" Jade added.
Floyd laughedŮŤ "Aha ha! I'm in the mood to cut loose, so count me in! Hmmm, who to fight?"
"All right, split into teams of five and let the melee begin!" Kalim declared. "You'll watch meŮŤ rightŮŤ ___?"
You agreed to appease the walking sunshine. This time while trainingŮŤ he seemed to be intentionally making his moves look more flashyŮŤ looking back over at you every so often just to make sure you saw. Some of his dormmates even looked to occasionally be losing on purpose for their housewarden's dramatic performance. At some pointŮŤ Floyd joined in on Kalim's dramaticsŮŤ making his moves just as exaggerated. The whole show was very entertaining to everyone thereŮŤ even Azul and Jade. JamilŮŤ howeverŮŤ didn't look all too amused.
"Aha ha! Mock bottles really are fun. And they're a great way to gauge the results of your trainingŮŤ" Kalim beamed.
"Yes, Housewarden!"
Not too far awayŮŤ you noticed Jamil let out a strained sigh. You couldn't help but wonder what was wrong.
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Now in the school cafeteriaŮŤ everyone watched Azul as he spoke.
"There's one main reason we've grown as well as we haveŮŤ" he lecturedŮŤ "And that would be...our diet, of course! It's about getting the nutrients you needânot too many and not too few. This helps your afternoon performance."
"Cooking is an essential life skill for gaining an understanding of food and developing a healthy dietŮŤ" Jade elaborated.
"Maybe I should start cooking every now and then...I wouldn't have to worry about poison if I prepared meals myselfŮŤ" Kalim thought aloud.
"Okay, Sea Otter. You're in charge of stirrin' the potŮŤ" Floyd instructed.
"Keep an eye on that soup and make sure it doesn't boil over, would you?" Jade asked.
"Sure thing! Glad to helpŮŤ" Kalim happily agreed.
"What about me?" You skeptically askedŮŤ looking up at the twin eels as they assigned tasks.
"YouŮŤ my dearŮŤ" Jade purredŮŤ picking you up by the waist and sitting you on the kitchen islandŮŤ "...just sit here and look adorable as always."
The eel booped your noseŮŤ making you subconsciously scrunch up your face.
"All right, everyone. Let's make this a meal to rememberŮŤ" Jade announced.
"Yes, sir!"
"Okay, I'm going to make the best-tasting soup ever!" Kalim declaredŮŤ already in front of an empty pot on the stove.
"I worry about having you cook on your own. I'll helpŮŤ" Jamil decided.
"No need to fret, Jamil. We will aid himŮŤ" Azul assured.
"You just sit back and relax with ___," Jade insisted.
At Jade's mention of youŮŤ eyes were back on you for a second. It was bad timingŮŤ thoughŮŤ because you were currently snagging a bite of one of the ingredients. You quickly shoved it in your mouth.
"YeahŮŤ" you agreed through your chewingŮŤ covering your mouth with one hand and patting the counter beside you with the other.
Jamil let out an amused breath at your antics before finally relentingŮŤ "Fine..."
You ended up being the involuntary taste tester. Anytime something needed to be sampledŮŤ they had you taste it. They even insisted on feeding you themselves. It got to a point where Jamil started to limit them on how often they could make you taste test something.
"Scalding Sands cuisine is delicious. Perhaps we should add some to our menuŮŤ" Azul thought aloudŮŤ "Though it might be difficult to procure ingredients and learn to cook them properly."
"I'll help with that! I'd love it if everyone knew how great our food isŮŤ" Kalim offeredŮŤ "I can get all the spices and have one of my family's chefs come to instruct you."
"That would be grand! Let's work out the wording of the contract later."
After what felt like foreverŮŤ the food was just about done.
"Nice one, Sea Otter. You're better at this than I expectedŮŤ" Floyd praised.
"Ha ha! You think so? I guess you never know until you tryŮŤ" Kalim chuckledŮŤ "Okay, it's almost done. Just a bit more!"
You held onto Jamil as he helped you off the island counter. StillŮŤ he was weirdly quiet. It was almost like he was staring past you at somethingŮŤ his gaze cold.
"Jamil...?" You called below your breath.
You voice seemed to snap him out of his daze. The usual warmth in his expression returned as he looked back down at you to ask what it was you needed.
"Iâ...Thank you..."
You couldn't bring yourself to ask about it. You've long learned expressions like that often end with violence...
"You're welcomeŮŤ" Jamil replied with a soft smileŮŤ placing a hand on your head.
"Done!" Kalim announcedŮŤ "Wow, even I can make a simple soup, huh? Aha ha!"
"All you did was stir the pot..." Jamil grumbled with a sigh.
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"Ahhh, that was fantasticŮŤ" Kalim sighed in delight.
"Pausing after a meal to take a light walk stimulates the brain and improves your study efficiency in the afternoonŮŤ" his fellow housewarden informed.
"You know a lot about this stuff, Azul. I'm impressedŮŤ" the heir commendedŮŤ "And here I was just pushing for frantic hard work with no real direction. I think I've put my students in an unfair position. You're a sophomore housewarden just like me, but I'm woefully behind."
"Everyone makes mistakesŮŤ" Azul reassuredŮŤ "Our vacation's only half over. There's still room to make up for lost time."
"With a training camp this helpful, staying at school doesn't sound so badŮŤ" one of the Scarabia students commented.
"Yeah, agreed. The only chance we get to spend time with you guys is when we're at schoolŮŤ" another joined in.
"It feels like I'm waking up from a nightmare..." a third added.
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"Scarabia's got a lot of people good at astrology and ancient incantations, right?" Azul questioned.
"As they tell it here, the Sorcerer of the Sands specialized in divination, and this dorm is populated by students who embody his spiritŮŤ" Kalim explainedŮŤ "I'm not good at either thing myself, though. Aha ha!"
"I hear the Sorcerer of the Sands successfully utilized a man-made device for fortunetelling that required natural energyŮŤ" Azul rememberedŮŤ "The study of astrology took shape relatively early when compared to other fields of magic...He was so far ahead of his time. I suppose his successes played a major role in that."
"Ooh...The Great Seven never fail to impress!" Kalim praised.
"Oh, it's almost three o'clock. Let's get in a bit more studying, then take a breakŮŤ" Azul suggestedŮŤ getting dramatic whines from you and Grim.
"Shall I prepare some tea?" Jade offeredŮŤ a hint of mischievous in his eyes.
"No, I'll handle it. I'm the farthest along with my assignment, after allŮŤ" his housewarden decidedŮŤ obviously also suspicious of the eel's antics.
"Allow me to helpŮŤ" Jamil urgedŮŤ already standing upŮŤ as well. He obviously wouldn't take "no" for an answer.
"l'd appreciate that. Shall we be off, Jamil?"
As they walked outŮŤ you realized there was no one left to help you with your own work. The rest were either too dumb or too aggravating. Damn it...
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"The students' completion rate for these assignments is up fifteen percent from yesterday. Those are some statistically significant resultsŮŤ" Azul notedŮŤ "___ and Grim told me Kalim was going through drastic mood swings...But he's been acting pretty calm since we arrived. Isn't it nice that Kalim's regained the faith of Scarabia's students?"
"...No. No, it isn'tŮŤ" Jamil muttered under his breath.
"It's not?"
"No offense, but I can't let you people stay in Scarabia any longer. It's time you went back under the seaŮŤ" the vice stated.
"Pardon? Where did this come from, Jamil?Have I done something to offend you?"
"You really don't get it? Does the sad look on my face mean nothing to you?"
"What...?"
"...You made eye contact with me. FoolŮŤ" Jamil grinned and began to chantŮŤ "The one you behold is your master. When I ask you a question, you will answer. When I give you a command, you will assent. Snake Charmer."
"What?! Gh...My head! Rgh..." Azul groaned.
"The pain will last as long as you resist. The sooner you give in and submit, the easier it will be for you. Go on, I'm waiting."
"Rrrgh...Urgh..."
"Azul, who is your master?"
"My master is...you, O mighty Jamil. I await your command, Master."
"Heh...Ha ha...Ha ha ha ha ha!" Jamil cackledŮŤ "You thought I was a mediocre magician, but you were sorely mistakenâan embarrassing misjudgment for the housewarden of Octavinelle. But really...Because of you, all my carefully laid plans have gone up in smoke. All I needed was a little more nudging from the Ramshackle visitors, and the students would have kicked Kalim out. It was my way of getting Kalim ejected from his position without getting my own hands dirty. AND by his own darling to rub salt into the wound. Do you have any idea how much painstaking effort I put into laying the groundwork for that? First, you're going to take the twins and go home to the Coral Sea...Wait, hold on. Azul. You returned all your contractually stolen powers back to their original owners recently, right?"
"Yes, Master."
"Tch. So much for using you as my own personal genie of the Lamp. Your signature spell is quite a valuable asset...But it would be hard to keep you controlled long-term."
"Sir. I remember the contents of the contracts."
"What?"
"I remember all the secrets of the people I made contracts with. Their troubles. Their weaknesses. Their desiresŮŤ" mer repeated.
"What a twisted collection. I can see I made the right call not making friends with youŮŤ" Jamil musedŮŤ "Does this intellectual cache of yours include Headmage Dire Crowley's secrets?"
"Of course, Master. I know one thing he would never want others to learn."
"Hah...Ha ha ha...That's it. That's it! It's all going to work out! You really are my genie of the Lamp, Azul!"
"Do you wish to know the headmage's secret?"
"Oh, absolutely. Once I have the headmage's weakness in my grasp, I'll finally be free. I'll kick Kalim out of school and become housewarden myself!" Jamil declared.
"And there we have itŮŤ" Jade announcedŮŤ slowly clapping as he strolled onto the sceneŮŤ taking Jamil by surprise.
"So, you finally show your true colors! I bet you thought you were real slick, pullin' the wool over our eyes!" Grim fussed.
"How...How much did you hear?" Jamil questioned.
"All of it, from start to finishŮŤ" Jade answeredŮŤ "Your entire conversation from the moment you left the lounge...has been livestreamed to the world from Azul's smartphone."
"WHAT?!"
"Azul's Magicam livestream presently has five thousand active viewersŮŤ" the eel continuedŮŤ "It's trending online under the topic: 'A Certain Magicians' School's Dirty Little Secret.' It's your moment in the sun, Vice Housewarden. Naturally, all the dorm students are gathered in the lounge, watching you."
Footsteps rushed over to the scene.
"Vice Housewarden Jamil, is everything you just said true?"
"Have you really been deceiving us this whole time?!"
"Talk about a wolf in sheep's clothing!You're a fraud, through and through!" Grim called out.
"Y-you...You've got it all wrong. I..." Jamil stammered.
"Don't even try to talk your way out of this one. The mind control magic you used on Azul is hard evidenceŮŤ" Jade firmly statedŮŤ "Jamil...It's been you all along. You've been using your signature spell on Kalim and making him throw Scarabia into chaos!"
"Gh...!" The culprit scoffedŮŤ "I was trying to avoid escalating matters, but you leave me no choice. Azul, I command you! Subdue and restrain them all."
"...Yes, Master."
"Azul, no. You don't want to do this. Snap out of itŮŤ" Jade begged.
"Pleading with him won't help!" Jamil pointed out.
"Yes. I am Jamil's loyal minion...or at least, you wish I wasŮŤ" Azul rebuked.
"What?!"
"Jamil, you said the funniest thing to me earlier. Allow me to return the favor. You thought I was an arrogant magician, but you were sorely mistaken. An embarrassing misjudgment for the vice housewarden of Scarabiaâthe dorm that embodies the spirit of mindfulness."
"What's going on? I know you made eye contact. I had you under control!"
"Please. I'm a competent magician. I always prepare for all eventualities before | act. Isn't that right, Floyd?" Azul called.
"I think you let your guard down a little too soon there, Sea SnakeŮŤ" Floyd pointed outŮŤ his voice much deeper than normal.
"MRAH! What's with your voice?!" Grim yelped.
"I signed a contract with Azul and got this rad deep voice for it. Whaddaya think? Do I sound all cool and grizzled now? In return, I offered Azul my signature spell, Bind the Heart."
"And if you don't know what that spell does, your face is going to crack when you hear this: It jams an opponent's magic and diverts it elsewhereŮŤ" Azul elaborated.
"That's the magic he was usin' in the Coral Sea! The one that kept our magic from hittin'!" Grim shouted.
"CorrectŮŤ GrimŮŤ" Azul confirmedŮŤ "And after swiping it from Floydâah, correction. After taking it as collateral, I used it to evade Jamil's mind control spell. Then I pretended to be his thrall and got Jamil to spill his true intentions as he gloated."
"I gotta hand it to ya, Azul. You're real dastardly!" The direbeast commended.
"I prefer to be called an intellectualŮŤ" the mer correctedŮŤ "At any rate, I quickly deduced that Jamil was the only person Kalim would care about enough to fight back against Jade's signature spell. And that was the underpinning of my whole plan."
"Ja...mil?" Kalim called outŮŤ hesitantly pushing forwards with his arms tightly secured around yoursŮŤ almost like a security itemŮŤ as you were dragged along by his side. "What is this? What's going on?"
"K-Kalim...___..." Jamil muttered.
"Y-you were controlling me? That can't be true, right? I've been having occasional blackouts lately where hours have passed the next time I come to...But those were just dizzy spells or me nodding off, right? I tend to doze off anywhere as it is. You've always gotten on my case for it. So please, say it isn't so. Tell me I was just nodding offŮŤ" Kalim tried to reason.
His hold on your arm grew tighter and desperate as tears began to glisten at the corner of his eyes. You let him hold onto you with such desperationŮŤ just this onceŮŤ and even rubbed his arm. Aside from the boy's repressed sobsŮŤ the hall was silent. Including Jamil.
"Mind-controlling me, plotting to expel me...You would never do any of that. Jamil, you're...You're the last person that would ever betray me, right? After all, we're best friends, right?!"
Jamil began to chuckle. ThenŮŤ it became a laugh. SoonŮŤ he was outright cackling like a madman.
"H-hey...What's wrong?"
"Oh, I'll tell you, Kalim. I'll tell you EXACTLY what's wrongŮŤ" the vice snapped.
"Huh?"
"You've been the same for as long as I can remember. Oblivious, gullible, foolish...AND I HATED IT! You trot along merrily in ignorant bliss, utterly blind to my suffering! Every time I see you smile, it makes my skin crawl! I'm sick of it! There's no point in maintaining my facade now. You have no idea how many days I've spent wishing that you would just go away. But that ends today! Myself, my family...I don't care about ANY of it anymore!"
"W-wait! Jamil!" Kalim called out.
"The one you behold is your master...When I ask you a question, you will answer. When I give you a command, you will assent! Snake Charmer!"
"Agh...!"
The Scarabia students all began to groan in collective agony.
"Whaâdid he just mind-control the whole dorm at once?!" Azul exclaimed.
"All of you, eject Kalim and the Octavinelle guests from the premises!" Jamil ordered.
"Yes, Master."
"Jamil?!" Kalim shoutedŮŤ now positioning himself in front of you.
You watched as the others fought off the mind-controlled studentsŮŤ but they just kept coming back.
"Incredible. He's controlling all these targets at the same time AND making them do separate things! Mediocre, nothing. He's easily one of the top magicians in the entire school, to say nothing of Scarabia!" Azul praised.
"Do you wanna beat him or do you wanna kiss his ass?! You can't do both!" You argued from behind Kalim. Just because you don't have magicŮŤ it doesn't mean you can't backseat duel.
"D-donât be lewd!" He fussed back.
"I keep squeezin' em but they keep gettin' back up. Are they zombies or what?!" Floyd complained. There was no way hell that you were gonna get used to that terribly deep voice.
"Jamil, please, just stop! You can have what you want! You can be housewarden! I'll go home to my family!" Kalim begged.
"What? You thought that would work? My spell won't be broken so easily...Not as long as you exist in this world, Kalim!"
"Jamil, you're courting danger! If you keep using your signature spell like this, you'll exceed your blot tolerance level andâŮŤ" Jade tried to warn.
"Shut up!" Jamil interruptedŮŤ "Don't you order me around! I'm through following others' orders! I'm going...TO BE FREE!"
You all watched in horrorâwellŮŤ you more so in irritation at anotherâas the largeŮŤ shadowy figure of a snake appeared behind Jamil. As he laughedŮŤ blot began leaking from him like blood from a fresh wound. Jamil tugged off his hoodŮŤ embracing the blot as it started to drench his whole being until there was only the gooey substance. Even as the last bits of his natural form were smotheredŮŤ Jamil had a maniacal grin on his face. SoonŮŤ he reemerged in another form. A form similar to the the sorcerer in your dreams...
"What in the world? J-Jamil just transformed?!" Kalim yelled.
"The very air around us is changing. It's just like what happened with Azul..." Jade observed.
"He's overblotted!" Azul pointed outŮŤ "And right on winter break with no prospects of backup from any corner. This is quite the conundrum.
"Did he turn into another one of those dark berserkers?!" Grim shouted.
"Again?!" You screamed. Crowley was a bigŮŤ fat liar. He said these things were rareŮŤ but you're currently face to face with number fourŮŤ right now!
"The negative blot energy is swelling upŮŤ" Azul warnedŮŤ "Everyone, steel yourselves!"
"Come. I'll wrap this up. I'm through living like thisŮŤ" Jamil declared.
"We need to bring him to his senses, and fast. Once his magic runs out, he's done forŮŤ" Azul reminded.
"GYAAAH! A giant monster! I'm scared!" Grim yowledŮŤ scurrying over to hold onto your leg for comfort. You've both seen overblots beforeŮŤ so you had no idea why he was so scared now. To be fairŮŤ the snake hair WAS pretty freaky.
"Jamil! Please, come to your senses!" Kalim pleaded.
You watched from behind as the others did their best to defeat Jamil. Much to your terrorŮŤ their best wasn't enough this time. Unlike the overblots beforeŮŤ your team was at a significant lack of people. SoonŮŤ they were on their last legs.
"I have no need for an incompetant king or a con artist. Your personality flaws give me ADEQUATE cause...To send you packing on a one-way trip to the ends of the earth! WHOOPEEEEE!"
"NO!" You screamedŮŤ hearing the others' shouts grow more and more faint. WaitŮŤ how come you were still here?
"SO LONG! MWA HA HA HA HA! Ex-Housewarden Kalim!" Jamil cackled is sinister delight.
You cowered behind a nearby pillarŮŤ attempting to be as silent as possible. You had no idea if you were left behind on purpose or on accidentŮŤ but you were not keen on finding out which one it was.
Once Jamil calmed down from his laughing fitŮŤ he still managed to keep a smirk on his face.
"NowŮŤ why don't you come out from behind that pillar?"
You froze. The question was definitely more of an order. He looked over his shoulder and directly at where you were trying to hide.
When you didn't come out from your hiding placeŮŤ due to fear freezing you in placeŮŤ Jamil ordered a handful of the Scarabia students to drag you out and hold you still in front of him. No matter how much you struggledŮŤ their grip was just too tight.
"What do you want with me? Aren't you gonna send me off with the others?" You questionedŮŤ trying your best to bite back the overwhelming fear inside of you.
"Feeling feistyŮŤ are we?" Jamil musedŮŤ tapping the bottom of your chin with his fingers. "WhyŮŤ I'd never do such a cruel thing to such a precious darling. OhŮŤ I have other plans for youŮŤ my diamond in the rough."
Your eyes widened in horror. At the shock of his discoveryŮŤ you began to demandŮŤ "H-how do yoâ?"
"DetailsŮŤ details..." He interruptedŮŤ even trailing off as he did. The boy ran a finger down your jaw until it reached your chin. ThenŮŤ he took a hold of it and tilted your head to have you look him face to face. "You're quite easy to read when paid enough attention. It's quite cuteŮŤ really."
"SoŮŤ what did you mean by 'other plans'?" You askedŮŤ desperately biting at your inner cheeks and lip to calm your nerves.
Jamil scoffed and looked away with slight disdain in his expressionŮŤ "Kalim's always gotten everythingŮŤ and I've always been left with nothing. Everything I've loved has always been taken and given to that spoiled bastard...SoŮŤ it's only fair I should get something for myselfŮŤ and even better if its his."
"Huhâ?"
Jamil looked you directly in the eyes before chantingŮŤ "The one you behold is your master. When I ask you a question, you will answer. When I give you a command, you will assent. Snake Charmer."
Your head started to violently throb. You winced and groaned in pain. In responseŮŤ Jamil moved his hand to your cheekŮŤ gently stroking your skin with his thumb.
"It'll all be alrightŮŤ" he cooedŮŤ "Just give in and the pain will be all gone."
Your pained groans soon devolved into pathetic whines.
"There you go. Good girl/boyŮŤ" Jamil praisedŮŤ "NowŮŤ who is your master?"
"My master is...you, Jamil. I await your command, Master."
i yearn for self aware blade,,, i've barely seen any on here (with him specifically),, it's such a neat concept,, i think im being self aware of the player would be quite interesting ! bonus if it's a player who mains him ! or perhaps they main another character and he starts to feel a bit of jealousy,, đđđ
Oh, thatâs a good idea! I might make a mini series of this but hereâs what I can think of on the spot:
Self aware!Blade who appreciates you still using him as your main DPS, even despite all the newer, shinier ones being released every other monthâŚtruly, your loyalty to him is unparalleled. How can he not adore you?
Self aware!Blade who patiently waits for you every day. Even just doing dailies with you for two minutes a day is one well spent. Heâll clear alllll the mobs you want just to make sure you get nice relicsâŚbut maybe heâll ensure those relics are still subpar, just so he can prolong this grind with you. The longer you rely on him, the better.
Self aware!Blade who feels like he needs to hit harder, be stronger because you seem to keep replaying this endgame stageâŚpossibly for a 0-cycle? Heâll crit for you, he always makes sure to land a crit no matter what his crit rate looks likeâbut upping the damage, hm. Itâs tricky. Heâll swing harder. Harder. If an attack is miraculously directed away from him, heâll jump in front of it nonetheless to get a stack so he can unleash his talent faster. All for you.
Oh, you might not be paying attention to his stats, but thereâs somehowâŚan increase in his crit damage? Itâs about 25% more than it used to be. Youâll keep using him, right? Heâll hit harder just for you.
Self aware!Blade who realises youâre relying on him to farm materials for other characters you intend to build. What a painâŚbut he canât just turn up with zero yields, so he begrudgingly cooperates with you. Itâs okay. Youâll see how the latest characters are boring anyway and return to good olâ Bladie, wonât you?
Self aware!Blade who wonders if you know that the original Blade and Mortenax Blade are two separate entities even if they are fundamentally the same person. And original Blade does not enjoy the smug look on Mortenax Bladeâs face when he gets picked for the team over him. The new, shiny toy thatâs dominating everything in the game⌠Self aware!Blade needs to hit harder, then.
Look, look. His crit damage has gone up another 50% all on its own! Will you pay attention to him now? You will keep using him, right?
Self aware!Blade, the original one, who feels like youâre slowly forgetting about him just because his future self seems to shower you with more attention. But the original canât try and make up for it because the game does not call for two Blades at once. So perhaps he should look to more methods of getting stronger so you can pay attention to him againâŚ
Self aware!Blade who decimates your 50/50s eagerly, because more eidolons equals more power, and more power equals more attention, right? So whyâŚwhy are you disappointed that you lost your 50/50 to him? You should be smiling, right? Shouldnât you be relieved?
âŚHow strange. Your chat icon has a red notification, but whenever you open it, nothingâs there.
imagine in 'Yuu weâre gonna be a familyâ, yuu didnt actually died, and just predent her dead bc of who controlling they are, and after years they meet again
-đŚ anon
I love that everyone loves this series so much đĽš
Never should have came back: yandere twst reactions to yuu being alive!
Warrings! Yandere twst boys, fake death mentioned, 15 year time skip, reader will be known as yuu, reader will have she/her pronouns, swearing, the kids are the second response
How did you escape? Many question it, especially your ex husband. He thought he had everything planned but no. Was it after you gave birth? Was it before he came back from talking to the doctor? All he knows he has something you want.
Thatâs right, your baby. You were so close to getting the both of you away, but you had to leave that poor little baby behind. But now that said baby is a teenager and just as bad as their father. Think you can escape her yandere husband and your child who wants nothing to know their mother? Letâs see what he thinks.
ThoughâŚbe aware your kid maybe even more dangerous or smart like you.
Heartstabyul
-Riddle-
Some part of him knew you faked it, he just couldnât prove it. But here you are trying to come back and get your guys daughter back? Yeah no, heâs gotten smarter the last time he saw you. Not to mention more powerful.
âHmâŚlook at this my Princess of hearts, your mother has returned to us. Alive and well. And what do we say?
âOFF WITH YOUR HEAD!â
-Trey-
He thought he was seeing a ghost, he was so happy to see you alive and well again. He thought the two of you could be a real family. But then you started going on and on about how you were taking your son back.
âYuuâŚyouâre alive! I missed you so much, you wonât believe how hard itâs been living without you IâŚ.you want to take our son..?â
âSorry momâŚI donât want you to leave againâŚâ
-Cater-
He was so ready to snap a picture saying you were alive, then he started questioning how you were alive, then you explained the whole fake death thing which made sense.
âYUU! MY BABY I- wait how are you alive I saw you flatline?! You know how to stop your heart? Okay cool but creepy.â
âWowâŚmom cooler than you dad.â
-Deuce-
He literally cried and fell to his knees, he never thought he was going to see you again. Can you blame him? Now he has to make sure you can get his son on the right track. Yeah thatâs right, you.
âYuuâŚoh sevens I..Iâm okay I just thought I would never see you again. Finally! This kid can have the mother figure he needs!â
âNoâŚNO GET ME OUT OF HERE AND AWAY FROM HIM HES A PSYCHO!â
-Ace-
Heâs more emotional than deuce! Poor guy grief had taken over him so much he forgot that his kid raised herself. So yeah seeing her dad like this, maybe you do need to stick around.
âYuu..,I swear to you pleaseâŚplease I canât lose you like that again..â
âYeahâŚmaybe you shouldnât leave at all momâŚhe can change for the betterâŚor worst your choice.â
Savannaclaw
-Leona-
Oh the Royal guards dragged you into the palace after trying to sneak in. The moment Leona laid eye on you he was tempted to use his magic on you but knew, he knew his daughter needed you.
âYou have a lot of nerve showing up hereâŚafter making me mourn and cry for you. DamnâŚbut donât i fucking love you.â
âFather..? Sheâs myâŚsheâs not gonna leave us again is she?â
-Ruggie-
Oh heâs pissed off, because heâs been on his own raising your guys son like if itâs nothing. And you come back and think youâre gonna take him? No. No, hell no.
âFuck no, I may be desperately in love with you. Hell I even prayed to the king of beasts that you would come backâŚâ
âPaâŚleave her alone, you think she wants to be a poor manâs wife? Iâd leave too, actually ma take me with you.â
-Jack-
Sigh, Jack and his twin boys. A hassle they are, a part of him does want you to take them but then again. Why would he?
âBoys.â
âGot it.â
âSheâs not leaving our family this time.â
Octavinelle
-Azul-
He had to shut down the restaurant to talk to you. Literally kicked everyone out having a meeting with you, can you get out signing a contract though?
âI mean technically we never divorced or anything like that. So Iâm not even a widow anymore, soâŚto not see the twins just sign here.â
âThatâs right, sign here and get all your parental rights back!â
-Jade-
Okay so he may or may not have found you first. No one knows for sure, not even you. Just went to sleep one day and all of a sudden Jade is in your house and so is your son.
âHm? Good morning my love, Iâve made a mushroom omelette would you like one? Oh, and this is our son. You missed a few birthdays.â
âGreetings mother. You must try this dish. Itâs to die for.â
-Floyd-
Yeah we all know Floyd is smarter than he looks so itâs no surprise that he found you. The moment he saw you were showing interest in getting back your guys daughter thats when he made his move.
âYouâre hard to track down Yuu. Hm? Of course I call you yuu. Youâre yuu. Now ima gonna make sure you never leave me again.â
âUncle jadeâŚdad found momâŚâ
Scarabia
-Kalim-
Much to your horror your daughter is the opposite from Kalim, actually Kalim isnât even the same Kalim you knew in school. Heâs colder now, but seeing you brought his smile back.
âYUU! YOURE ALIVE! I canât believe it! A feast everyone! My wife is alive! Bring my daughter she must meet her mother!â
âNo way! Itâs her falut Iâm trapped in this prison!â
-Jamil-
He cried, like he actually cried seeing you. Can you believe that? Yes? Good because since youâre distracted with him crying and all you wonât see your son coming, oh right he has the same spell as Jamil.
âYuuâŚsevensâŚyouâre actually alive IâŚplease tell me this isnât a dream I- nice job son. Knew youll make me proud one day.â
âIf this gets you to actually be a father, I would have looked for mom sooner.â
Pomeforie
-Vil-
Oh gosh youve actually shocked Vil. Good for you, I think? But honestly the one whoâs most shocked? Your son. Because his father swore off women and men and now heâs holding you like the most precious thing ever.
âYuuâŚ.my precious loveâŚmy wifeâŚ.my everything youâre back where you belongâŚâ
âI never seen dad soâŚ.in love beforeâŚI have to make sure mom doesnât leave again!â
-Rook-
Remember when I said rook was crying so much when you âdiedâ? Yeah? Heâs crying again but from joy. Your son too. Because he helps like heâs known you all his life.
âMon amorâŚmy yuuâŚmy everythingâŚ.youve returned to meâŚand youâre never gonna leave again.â
âMotherâŚfinally I get to see the face that gave me life and my eyes!â
-Epel-
So shocked he dropped the buckle of apples he had in his hands. He couldnât believe he was so happy that he started running to you, at first happy then angry. You might wanna run.
âYuuâŚ?âŚ.Yuu!âŚ.YUU! GET BACK HERE YOU LYING ROTTEN APPLE! I SWEAR IMA KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU FOR MAKING ME RAISE THIS BRAT BY MYSELF!â
âIf it makes you feel better great granny did most of the raising!â
Ignihyde
-Idia-
He fr thought he died when he saw you. Until he realized it was the real you he screamed and put the island on lock down. Oh yeah, hes had the crazy theory that you were alive.
âYuuâŚno no, am I dead? WaitâŚI canâŚtouch youâŚortho. Lock down the island.â
âWell damn, mom alive? Guess dad isnât a nutcase after all, Iâll help you escape if you promise I can get off this islandâŚâ
Disomina
-Malleus-
Instead of snow, it was thunder. Youd think malleus would be happy to see you. He is! Promise heâs just a tiny bit mad that you faked your death and all. Oopsies!
âMy beloved child of manâŚyou dare trick me. Make me mourn you, raise our son to hate the idea to fall in love with a human?! Maybe I should put you to sleep for 100 years see how you feel!â
âUm father, mother was gone for 15 and- okay okay staying quietâŚ.â
-Lilia-
Damn heâs honestly worst than malleus, emotionally that is. Heâs so unstable he thought he was going mad. Maybe give him a hug? Just watch for his magearm, yes he has it dont question it.
âWHOS THERE?! OhâŚitâs you, yeah yeah my imagination, imagining my dead wife thinking-âŚ.yuu?â
âHey pops, did you take your meds- woahâŚthereâs no wayâŚâ
-Silver-
Instead of silver finding you, itâs your son who does! He has a spell similar to silver so he was able to find you and beg you to take him away, too bad silver found you both.
âHahâŚyou two really think you can escape me? No no, I was trained to keep our king malleus safe. And I was trained by the best knight that walks this earth.â
âDad please I canât live like this anymore! Just let us go!â
-Sebek-
I love pushing the Yandere cutie sebek agenda!! Because yes heâs dangerous and maybe filled his sonâs head with ideas of protecting his love ones means doing everything you can to keep them with you. But maybe this was the push he needed to stop.
âYUU! YOURE ALIVE! Wait. YOURE ALIVE?! AND I WAS FORCED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU?! YouâŚ.you cruel humanâŚâ
âWHAT HE SAID! But all will be forgiven if you stay with us! No?âŚ.no noâŚyouâre gonnaâŚSTAYYYYYYY!!â
Authorâs note: believe it or not, sebekâs kid is louder than him. Also to let everyone know I have a selfship matchup event going on right now! Itâs open until the 7th to celebrate my birthday and reaching 500 followers! Go check it out on my page if youâre interested!!
1 sentence headcanons. How would the boys react to yuu getting a pixie cute. Like short ass pixie cut where you can practically feel the scalp easily. Im asking cause I just got it.
You dont have to do it though lol I just wanna see if you would think its cool cause I am so happy it feels like pounds of hair were cut off.
Haha reminds me of that one TikTok audio!!
New hair cut! Twst boys Headcanons with new hairstyle! Yuu
- one sentence Headcanons!
Heartstabyul
-Riddle-
Shocked I would say, but like a flustered shocked because hello! You look amazing!
-Trey-
Blushing hard! And genuinely wants to run his fingers through your hair
-Cater-
Just to let you know, heâs never leaving your side due to him taking all kinds of photos.
-Deuce-
Just like his housewaren, heâs flustered and trying to compliment you but failing, itâs cute though so you canât be mad!
-Ace-
Ace wants to ragebait or tease you but mister âIâm in love with my best friendâ cant so win for you!
Savannaclaw
-Leona-
You know those flash forwards scenes of guys seeing their future spouse? Thatâs Leona
-Ruggie-
He lovessssss the new style, gives a mature look which he loves.
-Jack-
He loves it, but will miss putting your hair up for when he takes you out to run.
Octavinelle
-Azul-
Like Leona, he saw his future with you.
-Jade-
Another Jack, but with climbing though he thinks it suits your face shape.
-Floyd-
âSHRIMPY YOURE HAIR IS SO SOFT I WANNA PULL IT!â Run.
Scarabia
-Kalim-
Heâs so excited he went online and bought accessories to put in your hair!
-Jamil-
Had to cancel that online order but thinks you look beautiful
Pomeforie
-Vil-
The one that actually cut your hair, and of course itâs perfect, gotta love being Vilâs muse huh?
-Rook-
His greed sickens me, roses galore, poems as far as the eye can see mans is tryingâŚhard.
-Epel-
Damn next to you he looks not as good, is this how rook feels?
Ignihyde
-Idia-
You expect him to be able to handle your beauty? Mans is deceased.
Disomina
-Malleus-
He has proposed before and will do it again, just a warrning.
-Lilia-
Absolutely adores the new hairstyle and likes to do style your hair.
-Silver-
He has that dreamy look in his eyes, no no heâs not sleepy!
-Sebek-
âYUU YOUVE CHANGED YOUR HAIR! IT IS NICE!â Thatâs the most youll get out of him btw.
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Im thinking about your post about how reader would pretty much have no shot at being able to khs and Im thinking about the psychologist asking what the problem is. She can't even tell the truth and get help because the yans are right there, and it'd just put someone in danger. Help would be so close yet so far.
Trying to get away from even 1 of them would be a challenge but all 20? Reader is done for. The only thing I can even think of that she could try is either the silent treatment or a hunger strike. But I doubt either would bode well for her. Im sure they'd find a way to make her talk. And they'd most definitely find a way to make her eat.
Come on! Smile! (HSR version)
Various HSR men x reader (Normalised yandere AU) (Part 28)
You got me inspired anon, so I wrote a little something:) This is based off on this post. This can be read as a part of the Astralis Desires spin-off series or as a stand-alone, your choice.
Synopsis: Living with the Yanderes has made your mental health rapidly decline.
Genshin version
Part 25, part 26, part 27, part 29
Masterlist, Astralis Desires Spin-Off Masterlist
Warnings: normalised yandere, reader is suicidal, talking about suicide, reader is mentally ill, reader is depressed, female reader, hunger strike, forced feeding, implied eating disorder, angst, DO NOT PROCEED IF ANY OF THIS TRIGGERS YOU!!!
Word count: 3035
The office was warm, but not too warm. The temperature was perfect and inviting. Instead of cold sterile lighting, the office was basking in a warm soft light. The floor was of nicely polished dark wood, probably in oak, and a big red rug with lovely woven details of the forest in autumn covered most of it. Cream coloured wallpaper covered the walls, making the atmosphere cozy and calm. Rows upon rows of bookcases filled one of the long walls. Paintings of tranquil landscapes of ponds and ducklings, flower meadows and the calm sea, was strategically placed on the other two. The last wall, the one behind the deep brown wooden desk, had two large windows that went from the ceiling to two thirds of the wall. A large comfortable sofa that was formed as a âLâ was placed in front of the desk and with its back toward the wall. An armchair was to its right and another faced the sofa from the opposite side of the little coffee table. The office was large, but it didnât feel uninviting. It was clear as day that it was supposed to be a safe space, a place where you could open up and talk about your deepest troubles.
They were initially going to let you see a psychologist who specialises in treating Darlings, but they collectively decided against that after a bug argument had occurred amongst them. You of course, had no say in it. They had then taken you to one of the most renowned psychologists in the entire universe. She was pricy, but it was nothing that Aventurine couldnât afford.
Dr. Harlowe was an elegant woman. She had blonde hair that had started to whiten due to her age, which she had put up in a neat bun. She was dressed sophisticated, yet she didnât seem arrogant in the slightest. She had crows feet that especially showed when she smiled that made her appear friendly. She was beautiful and carried herself with such grace, you couldnât help but feel a tiny bit envious.
Dr. Harlowe was seated in the chair that faced the sofa, with her legs crossed. She had a notebook in her lap which she occasionally noted down notes in. Her kind blue eyes met yours and you looked away as you swallowed. You didnât want to be there. At all.
You were sitting with a rigged posture on the sofa, your back against the cushions. To your left, by the door you desperately wanted to flee through, sat Jing Yuan. To your left sat Jiaoqiu, and beside him on the shorter side of the sofa sat Veritas Ratio. You had said that if you were even going to go, you wanted to go by yourself, but they had all naturally refused. So much for the respect they claimed they had for you.
They were all staring at you and you realised that Dr. Harlowe had asked you a question. You blinked before you said âIâm sorry, did you say something?â
Her eyes softened. âI asked you about how you are feeling. Your boyfriends have told me about your struggles and pain, but I want to hear it from you.â
You could feel the three Yanderesâ eyes on you and you hesitated before you answered. You wanted to tell her the truth about your situation, tell her all about the murder and horrors they had committed in the name of love, but you feared what might happen to her if you did. You opted to only tell half of the truth. âI feel⌠horrible. There is no other way to put it.â
âI see. Do you know why you are here?â she noted something down.
You raised your brow slightly, but remained silent.
âYou are here because there is reason to believe that you will put yourself in danger.â
Hah. You wanted to laugh. She could at least be blunt. You were in that damned office because you had been caught trying to kill yourself. How unfortunate.
Sunday had found you when you were about to slit your wrists in the bathtub. He had been absolutely livid and he had used Harmony as a means to calm you down. Due to his stress and emotional outburst, his powers had weakened and you managed to regain control of your mind. You had kicked and screamed your lungs raw as multiple of your captors had tried to calm you down. It had been awful for all parts and you had come to regret your decision. Your suicidal thoughts had started to dim down pretty fast after you attempted and you only felt shame when you thought about it. You had pleaded on your knees in a literal sense when Dr. Ratio had firmly told you that âyou were going to get help from one of the most renowned psychologists in the cosmos, whether you liked it or notâ.
âYou also tried to end your life. Could you please tell me why you did that?â Dr. Harlowe snapped you out of your thoughts. Her voice was gentle and full of understanding, but you couldnât help but wanting to roll your eyes. If only she knew. Though as she was neither a Darling nor a Yandere, it wasnât certain she would ever understand you.
You wondered how you looked from her perspective. A woman with dark blue circles underneath tried eyes, messy hair and slightly hollowed cheeks. A disaster no doubt.
âI had my reasonsâ you finally spoke. Your voice low, yet slightly cross. Annoyance and discomfort was painted across your entire face and you couldnât be bothered to pretend otherwise. You knew it was childish, but you couldnât find it in you to care.
âYou had your reasons?â she titled her head, a strand of blonde hair falling from her bun and onto her face.
You nodded.
âWhy donât you tell Dr. Harlowe about the state we found you inâ the state Sunday found you in?â Veritas deep baritone voice slashed through the silence like lightening from clear sky. Your eyes flickered to his and his orange sunset eyes stared back. His composed expression was slightly faltering and his brows were knitted.
You looked away with your lips pressed tightly together. A large warm hand was placed on your thigh in a comforting manner.
âDonât be afraid. We all just want to help youâ Jing Yuan drew soothing circles on your pant leg.
After waiting for you to speak for a few long minutes, the psychologist finally broke the silence. âItâs okay if you donât feel like talkingâ she turned her attention to Jiaoqiu âPerhaps you would like to tell me?â âIf thatâs alright with you, [Name]â she gave you a small smile.
You gave her a small nod as you didnât really mind, you just wanted to get it over with.
âAlrightâ Jiaoqiu nodded. âSunday, another one of [Nameâs] boyfriends, found her in the bathtub as she was just about to slit her wrists. We managed to take away the razor blade and calm her down. It was clear for all of us that we needed help. I and Ratio may be medical doctors, but we arenât psychologists. So while our knowledge of mental health isnât lacking, we wanted someone who is an expert on the matter to help her. That was a collective decision on our end and while [Name] strongly disagreed, we donât regret our decisionâ his voice firm yet laced with a hint of sadness. âBoyfriendsâ, you wanted to vomit all over the expensive rug.
You tuned out the rest of the conversation as you counted the minutes that passed. Dr. Harlowe had asked you a few more questions which you answered with short sentences and you wondered what would happen if you made a scene of asking her for help. The three Yanderes that had accompanied you wouldnât do much other than silence you. Though you were sure that when they told the other Yanderes, some of the more violent types would hunt her down and kill her. Maybe they would gift her severed head to her family? It was hard to tell with the likes of Blade, Boothill and Moze. Especially the former.
Two days had passed since the appointment with Dr. Harlowe and you could feel the thick tension that filled the air. They were all looking for signs of change in your mental state. Instead of cooperating, you had decided to walk the more childish path via giving them the good old silent treatment. You didnât have much to say to them at the moment anyway, except harsh curses and insults. Some of them didnât seem to mind (or perhaps they were just good at hiding it), while others did not take it well.
You were currently resting in your room, bored out of your mind. Not being allowed to roam outside if your room and your bathroom was torture. You had asked if you could be let out of your room once, but the pitiful look you got in response was enough for you to not ask again. A loud knock broke the silence and your eyes snapped up to your bedroom door. You sat up a bit further on the bed as you waited for what was going to follow. The door handle slowly pushed down and in came Phainon with Argenti close behind. The knight gently closed the door behind them as he gave you a pitiful look. Phainon sat down on the edge of your bed with knitted brows. In his hand was a copy of the new volume of one of your favourite mangas. He waved the manga in the air as he gave you a small smile âI thought you wanted some entertainment.â He put the manga down on your duvet.
Argenti took a sat on the chair that was facing your bed. âHow are you feeling my love? We are all so terribly worried. Are you sleeping enough? I really miss your beautiful voice. When will you grant us the privilege of hearing it again?â his words were filled with such serenity, it almost made your heart clench.
âCanât you please talk to us?â Phainonâs eyes was akin to the eyes of a hopeless puppy and a glossy shine covered them as he looked up at you from the foot of your bed.
Days passed and you still refused to utter a single word. Multiple of the Yanderes could feel their patience wear thin. Boothill and Blade was both sick of your attitude and decided to take the matters into their own hands. They had both abruptly entered your room, causing you to jump. Despite their agreement on not being to harsh with their wording, Blade had decided to ignore it. He threatened to murder your family if you decided to stay silent any longer and that made you finally talk. They had never been so glad to hear âget the hell out of my room, you sick fucks!â as they were then.
As your silent treatment had failed as terribly as it did, you only had one option left: hunger strike. It would take a toll on your health and energy levels, but you couldnât care less. They had granted you permission to walk around the estate, though that didnât mean they werenât watching over you like a hawk. At all times (expect when you were using the restroom) one of them if not more, were glued to your side. Jiaoqiu made your every meal and he made sure to make your favourites even if they werenât exactly healthy. Everything to make you feel better.
You stared down at the plate. The lasagna that looked as if it came straight out of a five star restaurant, stood completely untouched. Your stomach was rumbling and your mouth was watering at the delicious smell of the meal. It was the third day of your hunger strike and it was clear that they all had caught up to your protest (and rather quickly at that). Anaxa was sitting to your left at the dinning table. His arms were crossed over his chest and he was leaning back against the backrest. His eye was narrowed as he scanned your expression.
âAre you not going to eat?â his slightly harsh voice broke the silence.
You ignored him and continued to stare down at the plate, hoping it would disappear.
He let out a frustrated sigh. âCan you tell me why you wonât eat?â it wasnât really a question, but more like a command.
You didnât answer him, instead you tried to tune his voice out. It didnât work.
âTell meâ his larger hand found yours. You let go of the napkin you had been fidgeting with. His skin was cold enough to ground you. You still didnât want to look at him, but you could see his expression in the corner of your eye.
âIâm not hungryâ you finally spoke. Your voice a low rasp after not being used for hours.
âThatâs a lie. I could hear your stomach growling a few minutes agoâ he scoffed, though his gaze had slightly softened.
âI donât want to eat. I donât need to give you any more explanation than thatâ you turned to your right as to not face him, yet you could still feel his eye burning into you. Truth to be told, to having not eaten for a few days had maybe you extremely exhausted, yet you had gotten used to the feeling of an empty stomach. It was not the first time you had refused to it, though this time they had let you continue your little strike for a while, most likely as to give you the illusion that you were still in charge of your life. Laughable. You had now come to find comfort in the feeling of hunger. It was a dangerous thing, you were well aware, but it was only one of the few things you could control in your current situation. More unpleasant thoughts had found their way into your head whenever you looked yourself in the mirror. You had tried to push them away, but they had become gradually more intense as the days passed by.
Anaxa seemed unfazed with you snapping at him. He gave your hand a squeeze as he leaned closer to you even with you truing away from him, you could now see him clearly in your peripheral vision. âWe want to help youâ his deep voice was filled with such sincerity and gentleness that you blinked in surprise. âIt hurts to see you wittering away. Why wonât you let us help you?â lithe fingers brushed a few hair strands behind your ear.
âI donât need help.â
âYou doâ he sighed âAnd you know it.â
He stayed silent for a while before he rose to his feet and left the room without saying anything. You continued to stare down on the now cold lasagna as you let your mind drift.
You didnât know how long that had passed since Anaxa left the room but it must have been an hour or so. You had drifted off as you leaned your arm against the table. The room to the beautifully decorated dining room opened and in came the green haired scholar with Jiaoqiu following behind.
âHi my love. How are you feeling?â Jiaoqiu gently stroked your cheek, causing you to groggily blink. âWe all had a little chat after Anaxa told me you wouldnât eat your food. So we have all decided that if you refuse to eat your food, we have no choice but to force you to eat. Though I donât expect this to come as a shock for you.â
Your only stared back at him with a blank expression. His lips were pulled up into a compassionate smile and you wanted to wipe it off him.
âEither we spoon feed you or you get intravenous feeding. Your choice.â
You could feel the familiar feeling of nausea washing over you. You glanced at Anaxa who stood behind Jiaoqiu with an unreadable expression. You pushed yourself up from the chair and violently shook your head as you stepped back. âNo. No! I refuse!â
âYou donât have a choiceâ Anaxa sighed as if he was dealing with a tantrum throwing child instead of a grown woman.
âItâs not that bad. So donât be scared, sweetheartâ Jiaoqiu smiled softly as he tilted his head slightly.
âNo, there really is no needâ you shook your head as you put your hands up defensively. âI can manage on my own.â
âYou have made it very clear to all of us, that you can notâ Jiaoqiu sighed as he shook his head, soft strands of pink hair swishing with his movements.
âI promise you I will begin to eat. Pleaseâ just please donât. I donât need an IV or anything like that. I really donâtâ you rambled frantically as your heart hammered against your ribs with anxiety. Cold sweat coated your temples and you were 100 % certain the fox could hear your heart beat loud and clear.
âReally? How can we trust you? How can we be sure you will keep your promise?â the doctor raised his brow.
âI think the IV is a good solââ
âI promise! I swear! One of you can watch me eat! I promise I will keep my word!â you interrupted the scholar. You would do anything in order to not have to have an IV.
Jiaoqiu sighed loudly as he rubbed his forehead with his fingers as he thought. âAlright. Alright, itâs a deal. But if Iâ or anyone else suspected you to spit out your food or not eating enough, we will force you to eat. If I so have to force the food down your throat myself. Do I make myself clear?â
You exhaled in relief âYes. Itâs a deal. I promise!â The thought of food still made you nauseous, but the thought of losing even more of your autonomy was more horrifying than anything else.
You had yet again lost to them, but you had not lost it all. Maybe you could even decide what to eat most days?
they warned you that living near the woods can be dangerous because of wild animals
but they never said because of them
working day and night, tiring out your bones until you pass out from exhaustion only to make ends meet was the very reason why you chose a cheap house near the woods
you can hear the wind howling through the closed windows
'must be a draft' you imagine
you can hear the wind knocking at your door
'must be some little animals or foxes' you pray
you can hear the wind creaking your floorboards
...
'is it inside now?' you shut your eyes and pretend to fall asleep
you feel its stare on your skin...or better...his
you know its him because he has been the midnightly visitor to your home for quite a while now. Often times he would stand outside your window, the moonlight casting his shadowy silhouette across your bed and onto your face
it was time you confronted him. he wasn't disturbing nor harmful in the least. all you wanted was to know what his purpose was with you. he hoped this day would come
you could feel his presence in your room, standing somewhere in your doorway. for a strangerâman, he was gentlemanly, opting to only observe from afar and patiently waiting for you to strike up a conversation
you cracked one eye open to see his tall and broad silhouette, his clothes swaying in the breeze through the slightly open window.
eventually you slid off your covers and sat at the edge of the bed looking him straight in the eyes
otherworldy beauty, his stare prickled your skin with an energy hard to describe, but it was a welcome feeling. perhaps the work stress was finally catching up to you so badly that the line between dangerous and alluring was blurring for you.
"I have been waiting to be noticed by you"
oh and his voice, his voice...it was velvety, hazing you eyes and making your heart beat faster than it should be. Instead of fear there was an ache, a blooming ache somewhere in your body
he moved forward when he noticed the rise and fall of your chest and your parted lips. A dark gaze in both your eyes. Unmistakably of a burning desire. He closed the distance between you, pushing you gently upon your bed
NOTE: first time writing something bordering on yandere and also not. was suffering from writers block and this suddenly came to me so i had to write it
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