✧Reader is mainly based on my own personality✧
✧Some tags I added but wouldn't work✧
This came out way longer than I thought it'd be
𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 ✧ 1 ✧ 2 ✧ 3 ✧ 4 ✧ ...
How was it that both times now that Crowley's made you fix his problems for him٫ you ended up stalking people? If it were up to you٫ you wouldn't even go near any of these lunatics٫ so much tail them! However٫ doing what you want sadly doesn't help pay for Grim's bottomless pit of a stomach; so٫ here you are٫ with Jack as your self-proclaimed bodyguard.
"Yo. I'm here and ready to get this Azul recon started."
"Wow, you skipped class?" You joked٫ not expecting Jack of all people to willing disobey the rules.
"Look, the headmage ordered this personally. He'll let an unexcused absence slide٫" he explained٫ "Besides, I don't like admittin' defeat. If there's a chance to uncover the secret to Azul's power, I wanna be there when we learn it."
Your target's first period class was music. You and Jack peered through the door to "sneakily" watch him. In all honestly٫ you both couldn't have been all too inconspicuous because: A—Jack was a huge target to spot even with the door cracked open—and B—you were pretty sure at this rate Jack might create some kind of loud propeller with how much is tail was swishing for whatever reason.
Besides that٫ Azul's singing was actually pretty good. Okay٫ you lied. It was٫ like٫ REALLY good. As in SHOCKINGLY good
"Huh. Guy's got some pipes٫" Jack murmured٫ just as dumbfounded as you.
"I mean٫ he's no Beyonce٫ but damn...٫" you muttered in surprise.
You were quiet for a moment before deciding it'd be best to just walk away.
The second class period on your stakeout mission was animal linguistics٫ and Jack was just obvious as the last period. What made it even worse٫ though٫ was that Lucius kept looking over at the door the two of you were hiding behind like it was the one thing standing between him and Catnip Haven. Thankfully٫ the cat was being kept busy by Professor Trein testing students with him. Speaking of٫ it looked to be Azul's turn now.
"Mrooowr...Mowow٫" Lucius seemed to answer back. No freaking way.
"Yes, yes, I see٫" Azul replied٫ then turned to the professor and said٫ "Lucius says that the last time you gave him a treat was three hours ago, Professor Trein."
"Well done, Ashengrotto. That's correct."
"So he doesn't just understand animal languages—he speaks 'em, too?" Jack observed beside you. Honestly٫ he too close٫ too. Actually٫ maybe you were just mad in general because HOW WAS THIS GUY SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING?! You needed to calm down...
Third period was apparently potionology. On the bright side٫ lunch was next period. You could definitely afford the mental break. However٫ it seemed some people did not٫ because Azul looked right at home in front of that cauldron. You had half a mind to pour water on him just to see if he melted like those myths about witches from home. Wait—Wasn't he a mer or whatever? That wouldn't work then...Dammit...
"A beluga tooth, a sturgeon egg, aurora moth scales, mermaid tears...Add in an extract from 120 types of medicinal herbs blended together, and..."
"Done! You can drink this potion to transform a body part into that of a different animal."
"That's a very good boy! You just formulated a potion that would usually go on the junior-year class's final exams٫" Professor Crewel applauded٫ "The rest of you whelps should learn from Ashengrotto's example."
"AND the guy brews high-level potions as easily as a barista slings lattes...Sheesh٫" Jack thought aloud.
He patted your head as a way to try to comfort you because now you were just pounding your fists against his chests out of anger. You might as well just start looking for tents now; at this rate you were gonna have to tell Crowley you couldn't do jack shit about Azul and he was gonna make you sleep on the streets. Lovely...
Thankfully٫ it was finally time for lunch٫ but you still had to stalk the guy. This was so stupid...
"I think I'll have some squid ink pasta for lunch today. Ah, but I do need my vegetables as well٫" the mer requested. "An all-carb meal would be quite nutritionally lopsided...and more to the point, it would go straight to my thighs٫" Azul bemoaned.
"Seems like Azul's a perfect honors student in every way٫" Jack sighed.
How can your lunch order even be so perfect? Honestly٫ you weren't even doing this for Crowley٫ or Grim٫ or any of the other students Azul enslaved. This was personal now due to pure spite.
You soon got so wrapped up in your own plotting that you hadn't even noticed three of the victims approaching you both. Well٫ were they really victims if it was their own fault?
"Mrooow...Azul sure didn't waste any time workin' us to the bone. If I wasn't dead on my feet before, I sure am now٫" Grim whined٫ practically crashing into you. He obviously wanted you to hold him٫ so you obviously did. The little direbeast quickly made himself comfortable in your lap.
Ace all but clattered down onto the cafeteria bench beside you—right between you and Jack٫ actually—and began to rant٫ "Cleaning Octavinelle Dorm, waiting tables at the lounge, going on grocery runs...He's been running me ragged."
Deuce sat on the other side of you and sprawled his upper half on top of the table out of pure exhaustion. All he could manage to do was look up at you with depressed puppy-dog eyes and complain too٫ "I got called in at 6 a.m. this morning."
"I gotta go back to help out at the Mostro Lounge after this٫" Ace groaned٫ almost like he was trying to gain more sympathy. He probably was.
Deuce ignored him and continued to ramble to you٫ "Housewarden Rosehearts was all like, 'You made a contract with Azul? Off with your head!' He made me write lines as punishment..."
"This sea anemone on my head just won't come off, either. I look like a total goofball٫" Grim grasped at your uniform and loudly whined. All three of them let out a collective sigh. You felt like a toddler parent.
"Pah. You reap what you sow٫" Jack reminded٫ now across from you. He must've moved after Ace booted him from beside you.
"This work environment has some issues٫" you sarcastically pointed out٫ resting your chin on your hand
"Why the long faces, boys?" A familiar٫ faux-mannered voice asked from behind you. Your little group all quickly whipped your heads only to find two of the last people any of you wanted to see: Jade and Floyd Leech.
"Aha ha, look! It's a sea anemone garden٫" Floyd sang out in twisted amusement.
"Myah! It's the lookalike brothers!" Grim yelped.
"Is it just my imagination, or is someone looking a bit dour today?" Jade mentioned٫ an obvious taunt.
"Oh, y'know, we're just coming to terms with being ordered around by a trio of tyrants٫" Ace quipped back.
Floyd laughed٫ "Aha ha! Isn't that cute? The sea anemone that breached its contract is talking! You guys know you're in no position to complain. So shut your traps."
Floyd's playful mood quickly soured to by terrifying amount.
"Eeep! Not the squeeze!" Grim yowled٫ squeezing you tightly out of fear. How ironic.
Jade cleared his throat to regain the spotlight٫ "Allow me to clarify: I wasn't talking to the sea anemones. I was specifically addressing you...___, prefect of Ramshackle Dorm."
He leaned down to about your current sitting height and softly lifted your chin up a bit with his index finger. That was quickly shut down٫ however٫ by Ace and Deuce after miraculously recovering their energy and pulling you away from the second year. You actually let them try to protect you for once.
"A-are you gonna squeeze me?!" You mustered out. Even after everything you've gone through so far٫ those two were still really intimidating! They were like the tall٫ boy versions of the twins from the ring٫ but more aggressive.
"Awww, look at you, scurrying backwards like a shrimp afraid of being someone's lunch!" Floyd cooed٫ leaning closer to you with a thoroughly amused grin. "And on that note...You're so teeny, l'ma call you 'Little Shrimpy' from now on!"
"I think most students on campus would be small compared to you two٫" you heard Deuce murmur٫ visibly relaxing once Floyd pulled away.
"Yeah, and having two guys this big standing together is a special kind of imposing٫" Ace agreed٫ still glaring at the Tweels.
"I understand that you were playing little spy games with Riddle and others just recently, ___٫" Jade went on٫ "You may know who we are already, but l've always been a stickler for formal introductions. I am Jade Leech, and this is my twin brother Floyd."
"Heya. I'm Floyd. Nice to meetcha, Little Shrimpy."
"Now, where was I? Ah, yes...٫" the former continued٫ ignoring his brother٫ "Allow me to infer what troubles you, ___. Could your anxiety perhaps stem from these three anemone stooges?"
"'Perhaps'? Listen to you, acting all coy٫" Jack nearly growled. Now that you looked at him٫ he looked just as upset as Ace and Deuce.
"What's your problem? You're as prickly as a sea urchin٫" Floyd teased.
"Wh—I'm a WOLF, not a sea urchin!"
Jade٫ once again٫ interrupted his twin as if he were a minor nuisance٫ "If the source of your troubles does in fact lie with these sea anemones...I believe you would be well-served discussing the matter with Azul in person, ___."
"Wait٫ what?" Jack questioned.
"You will find Azul to be as benevolent as the Sea Witch, one of the Great Seven٫" Jade praised٫ "I have no doubt he would treat your misgivings with all due gravity."
"Yeah! Azul's a real problem-solver٫" Floyd added٫ "For example..He could set these sea anemones free if you asked him to."
No way those three were that stupid. This was obvious propaganda. After their firsthand experience with the guy٫ why would they expect him to just give them something so good for free?
"Absolutely. Just remember: you can't get something for nothing٫" Jade reminded. There it was.
"Tch. So that's your angle. You wanna rope ___ into one of his contracts٫" Jack realized٫ and was very noticeably against it.
"Please, there's no need to bare your fangs at me. Goodness, you land mammals are so belligerent٫" Jade smirked.
"We're just passin' on a hot tip outta the goodness of our hearts. Ain't that right, Jade?"
"Exactly, Floyd. We wouldn't dream of leaving a poor, unfortunate soul by the wayside."
"Heh heh heh...Hee hee hee...٫" the both eerily laughed together. You REALLY did not like that.
"If your interest is piqued, feel free to visit the Mostro Lounge sometime after nine tonight. We'll have some piquant tea ready for you upon your arrival٫" Jade offered.
"We'll be waiting, Little Shrimpy!"
And they finally left. Miracles do happen.
"Wait, so, uh...٫" Deuce began.
"If ___ makes a contract with Azul and meets his conditions, whatever they are...٫" Grim continued the thought.
"...we could be freed from this?!" Ace finished.
You could tell the three of them were having a silent conversation just from their expressions alone. Were they gonna beg you to help to? You kinda already had to or else Crowley might actually make you homeless٫ so you didn't care really care if they joined the Headmage in begging for help. After a few seconds٫ they seemed to reach a consensus and nodded.
"What if he finds out what you are? He would totally try to capitalize off of it!" Ace fussed.
"We'd practically be failures if we let you do anything like that for us again! We should be the ones protecting you!" Deuce tried to reason.
"The Great Grim would work double before subjecting his frail henchhuman to such conditions!" Grim claimed.
"Huh٫ you guys aren't as shameless as I thought. Still pretty shameless٫ though٫" Jack admitted.
"I appreciate the support and all٫ but the Headmage already made me promise to help...٫" you groaned٫ "Plus٫ so far it seems all he really wants to do is talk..."
"Henchhuman٫ you can't! The Great and Noble Grim is trying to make a great and noble sacrifice!" Grim pleaded.
"Sorry٫ Bud. but I gotta٫" you sighed and patted his furry٫ little head.
"I'm goin' with you, then٫" Jack stated٫ leaving no room for argument. "You seem like you'd get yourself into trouble otherwise."
"Wow٫ Jack. Aren't you just a big softie?" Ace teased٫ his tone heavily condescending.
"D-don't get me wrong, okay?! I just don't like Azul's scheming٫" Jack denied٫ "I can't stand the thought of losin' to guys who profited off of someone else's hard work."
"So much for chatting. My sea anemone's tugging at me again!" Deuce groaned.
"Ow, ow, ow! C'mon, at least let me have my lunch break in peace!" Ace fussed٫ as if the anemone would listen to him.
"Prefecttt!" Grim whined and made grabby paws toward you as he was dragged away.
Yeesh...Hopeless, the whole lot of 'em٫" Jack commented٫ "Anyway, I guess we're goin' to the Mostro Lounge tonight."
Later that night٫ you went back to the Monstro Lounge and the place was absolutely packed. Every table you could see was full of students while Octavinelle members and boys with sea anemones on their heads were forced to run themselves ragged to fulfill each customers demand.
But٫ honestly٫ now that there was total chaos going on٫ you couldn't help but think aloud٫ "This is kind of classy."
"Remember, you're in enemy territory here. Stay sharp at all times٫" Jack warned.
That٫ however didn't last too long. As if on cue٫ you felt as if an incredibly heavy weighted blanket was suddenly draped over your back. And you had a pretty good guess what٫ or rather who٫ it actually was.
"Eyyy, Little Shrimpy! Glad you could make it! I see you've got a sea urchin plus-one٫" Floyd cooed.
"I told you not to call me that!" Jack yelled٫ pulling you away from Floyd like one would a child from a stove top.
"Well, well. Thank you for coming to our establishment so promptly٫" Jade walked over from behind Floyd and put a hand on his brother's shoulder as a silent order to behave. "Welcome to the Mostro Lounge. Is this your first time dining here?"
"Y'know, I've been wondering since lunch...Do you have a thing for askin' questions you already know the answers to?" Jack questioned with agitation.
Jade only chuckled before replying٫ "Heh. I like to keep my bases covered. Now then, if you would allow me to provide you with a rundown of our establishment...The Mostro Lounge is a meeting place for gentlemen. Any quarrels with other dorms are verboten here. Students from all dorms are expected to abide by Octavinelle rules on the premises. We pride ourselves on providing a place for everyone to enjoy under the same set of rules. With that out of the way...How may I assist you today?"
"I have some anemone business to discuss٫" you sighed.
"Heh heh heh...Very well. The manager is currently meeting with another patron٫" the vice informed٫ "Could I ask you to wait in the lounge until such time as his schedule opens up? And lest I forget, our establishment has a one-drink minimum. You must order at least a single beverage of some variety. Sea anemone, if you could take our esteemed customer's order?"
He obviously didn't understand the simple fact that you were flat broke. Actually٫ he probably did and it only brought him all the more amusement. You hate these people...
The guy Jade ordered just so happened to be Deuce٫ who was too busy to even look away from his current task. "Sorry, I've got drinks to run."
Ace٫ deciding to once again play devil's advocate٫ argued back with the power hungry mer٫ "You do it! We're slammed over here! You keep making us do all the work while you're just sittin' pretty over there."
"You're talking back to me? How impressively bold for a sea anemone٫" Jade numbly stated and walked over to the two before grabbing the anemones on their heads.
"OWWW! Geez!" Ace yelped.
"Quit tugging our anemones!" Deuce fussed.
"Azul tasked me with instructing the new staff, so it falls to me to instill proper discipline in those who fail to respect authority٫" Jade informed٫ seemingly a bit too giddy about the whole thing٫ and tugged them again.
"OW ow ow ow ow! Okay, okay! I get it!" Deuce groaned.
"Don't you think thats a bit overkill?" You intervened. The two card soldiers seemed to finally noticed you٫ staring at you with wide eyes. They looked almost embarrassed to have been seen in such a state٫ even if its the state you usually see them.
"Ah, but you must understand٫" Jade reasoned with nonchalance٫ "As I just finished explaining, here in the lounge, everyone must follow our rules."
"And according to the rules, we're allowed to squeeze problem employees who don't do as they're told!" Floyd gleefully explained.
"That just sounds like a dictatorship...٫" you grumbled and crossed your arms.
"Tch...You're just makin' a show out of hazing the rookies in front of us. It's making me sick٫" Jack scoffed.
"Is that your way of offering to take their place helpin' out around the lounge?" Floyd sadistically grinned. You hoped he only meant Jack.
"Ooh, that's a great idea! I second that proposal!" Ace joined in with a grin٫ "All in favor? Aye! The ayes have it! Jack is hereby nominated a temporary assistant, effective immediately!"
The wolf sputtered٫ "Hey, what're you tryin' to pull?!"
"We're not picky, really. We'll take anyone, as long as they're willing to pull their weight٫" Jade noted.
"You guys wouldn't want to get kicked out of the place, right?" Deuce whispered to the two of you. Unlike with Jack٫ he handed you some cash to buy a drink instead of work.
"I'm runnin' on fumes here, and Grim's in the back, up to his eyeballs in soap from dishwashing. C'mon, be a pal and help us out٫" Ace whispered out a groan.
Jack thought on it for a moment before finally relenting٫ "Tch... Fine, whatever. The sooner we wrap up our business here, the sooner I can go back to my dorm and catch a few winks."
"What? Dude, it's barely nine. What time do you go to bed?" Ace interrogated.
"I'm always tucked in by ten٫" Jack stated.
"Whoa, we got a serious model student over here!" The redhead point out٫ dumbstruck.
"I'm surprised Riddle doesn't do nightly rounds to make sure you're all asleep like a prison warden٫" you joked.
"He does. I just know how to cheat the system٫" he joked back.
"So I can put both Little Shrimpy and Sea Urchin down for helping out with a shift, yeah?" Floyd asked.
"Huh?" You unconsciously voiced.
"Wait٫ no. It was only me that agreed٫" Jack corrected٫ but was completely ignored.
"Perf. You can start by running these drinks to table three."
The mer plopped the tray of drinks down into your arms٫ frightening you with the possibility of spilling them. Luckily٫ you didn't. Unluckily٫ Floyd grabbed onto your upper arms and began to steer you in the direction of the table from behind.
"Aren't you just the cutest wait staff we've had~," Floyd cooed٫ "You're gonna make us so many tips٫ Little Shrimpy!"
"I never agreed to this!" You argued٫ but your complaints fell on deaf ears.
Waiting tables wasn't as hard as you thought it'd be. Though٫ it was probably because for you it mainly consisted of Floyd dragging you around with him like a pet or toy. He did all the real work like writing down and remembering orders while only making you talk to the customers and carry the trays.
You thought he was just showing you what to do٫ so you asked him at one point when he would make you do the work by yourself. Your judgment was proven wrong when he laughed.
"You're so silly٫ Little Shrimpy. Be careful or someone might just nab ya٫" Floyd ominously teased. What was that supposed to mean?! That's when you started to look behind you every so often for the rest of the shift.
Your judgment was also proven faulty since Jack was doing tables on his own. What٫ did you seem like easy ransom material for Crowley or something so the twins decided to take action first? News flash٫ the dumb bird wouldn't pay even if the ransom was 5 thaumarks! Whatever...You did give Jack some helpful tips to appeal to the customers every time you passed him٫ though.
"It's a lot easier with you helping, Jack٫" Deuce mentioned.
"Yeah, I thought you'd bungle it, but you're doing pretty well٫" Ace ribbed.
"It's not that hard once you learn what to do. And ___'s been givin' me pointers, too٫" Jack explained٫ proudly puffing out his chest at the praise.
"Ha ha. Keep up the good work٫" Jade commended.
"Little Shrimpy's doing pretty good٫ too٫" Floyd bragged as if it were his own success٫ currently draped over you from behind again with his chin resting on top of your head. You felt like a little kid's favorite toy; you also now understood why Riddle felt the way he did about Floyd.
"But you're the one doing all the actual work for them٫" Jade chucked٫ thoroughly amused by his twin's new favorite toy. It was also NOT true. You were being made to do the jobs Floyd thought was boring٫ like small talk and carrying stuff around.
Floyd disagreed٫ "Nuh uh! Just look at all the extra tip money I got because of Little Shrimpy!" He then pulled out a rather thick stack of cash from his pocket to show off to his brother.
"Oh my٫ that's definitely more than usual٫" Jade observed٫ now just as interest.
"I helped! Shouldn't I get like half٫" you demanded.
Floyd let out a long and playful "hmm" before breaking out into a wide grin. "You can if you can reach it." Then٫ he lifted the arm with the cash high in the air. You would not be so easily dismayed٫ however.
The more you struggled٫ the more amused Floyd became. You thought he must've found it funny how determined you were for the cash.
At one point٫ a lightbulb went off in your head. You kept up the struggling act and even gripped at the collar and sleeve of his blazer. You knew he had no clue of your plan from how carefree he was laughing at your attempts. Then٫ you lifted your leg and swiped at the back of his knees. He stumbled back a bit out of surprise. You pushed forward with your own body weight٫ causing him to not be able to rebalance himself and fall back. You٫ unfortunately٫ fell with him. That was irrelevant٫ though. You had money to get. Quickly snapping your focus to the task at hand٫ you snagged the money and scurried away before you had to deal with the repercussions of your actions. To your surprise٫ and somewhat relief٫ both twins found your actions hilarious.
"My٫ my. What a clever thinker we have here٫ Floyd٫" Jade hummed.
"Yeah٫ Jade. I didn't realize little Shrimpy was so sneaky٫" Floyd cackled.
"I feel they earned the right to keep their tips. After all٫ the Headmage is known to be quite frugal with him thaumarks. I mean٫ look at the conditions he has the poor thing living in٫" Jade feigned concern.
"I guess you're right٫" Floyd groaned with a pout.
"I always am٫" Jade quipped as if second nature٫ then looked back down at you. "How about a drink? To celebrate your victory over the big٫ mean٫ scary eel٫" Jade teased٫ placing a hand on you back as he led you to the makeshift bar. Did he realize he was basically describing himself too?
"Hey٫ I already claimed Little Shrimpy! Get your own!" Floyd argued٫ following right after. You felt like a toy being fought over by two really strong and really big toddlers.
Jade led you to the barstool at the very end where there was only one other stool next to you٫ which Floyd promptly sat in.
Jade٫ himself٫ went behind the counter and asked٫ "What would you like to drink. On the house٫ of course."
You were٫ for very good reason٫ heavily suspicious. "Is Azul okay with that? He seems pretty particular about that stuff..."
"Azul doesn't need to know EVERYTHING٫" Floyd emphasized٫ now ruffling your hair. Great٫ now you felt like a shared pet for toddlers instead of a toy. You couldn't decide which was worse. Well٫ at least the pet got free drinks.
You were on your forth free drink by the time the other three were done. To be completely honest٫ you had totally forgotten about them. Each drink had an even cuter theme than the last and they tasted so good that even the pickiest of eaters would become easily obsessed. No wonder the place was so popular! Jade and Floyd just watched you like a new pet exploring its new habitat.
Each time you finished a drink٫ a new one was placed in front of you. At first٫ you weren't too sure about drinking it. Still٫ you ended up doing out of pressure from their stares; and it was also free٫ so...After that٫ you would tell yourself it was the last once finishing٫ but then another would be placed in front of you and you felt unable to resist it. You couldn't understand why it was so addictive. Sure٫ you got addicted to good good or drinks before٫ but this felt different. Almost like you couldn't get enough no matter how much you drank.
Finally٫ you were knocked out of your little trance when the others came to let the Tweels know they were finished. They looked just about dumbstruck at the sight of you at the bar٫ and even more so when you turned around with the drink in your hands and the straw still in your mouth. You noticed the way Ace and Deuce froze a bit at the sight٫ horror terribly masked under their expressions.
"We've put in all the outstanding orders٫" Jack confidently announced.
"And it wore us to the bone in the process...٫" Deuce grumbled٫ his eyes still fixated on the glass in your hands.
"Wow, nice job. That mean you're still up for more?" Floyd cheerfully sang. The question couldn't be anything besides rhetorical since the two would not be take "no" as an answer.
There wasn't even time to reply before Jade ordered them around again٫ "In that case, you can get to washing dishes, serving food, and making drinks."
"Have mercy on a guy, will ya?" Jack huffed.
You could hear Ace's unintelligible grumbling as he passed you to head to the kitchen to wash dishes. On the way past٫ he took the glass from you despite there being a good quarter left in your drink.
"Hey!" You yelped and tried to grab it back٫ but Ace wouldn't give.
"You've had enough. At the rate your going you might get a crazy sugar high and then crash out on us when its over٫" the card soldier teased٫ but you could tell there was something else he wasn't saying.
Jade let out a chuckle at the display٫ "Heh. You act like we're loading them with high amounts of alcohol. We would never be so irresponsible with a guest."
"Yeah! A little sugar won't kill 'em. Plus٫ Little Shrimpy really likes them! How could anyone say no to this face?" Floyd playfully cooed٫ grabbing your cheeks in one hand and squishing them٫ getting an amused scoff out of Jade.
You came to realize Ace had a bad habit of showing his emotions at times. Well٫ bad for him٫ but good for you. At the moment٫ his cheeks looked quite red and his expression was fairly pissed. For once٫ he chose not to say anything and just take his victory of getting the drink away from you as he headed back to the kitchen.
Then٫ another fresh drink was slid in front of you by an amused Jade with his finger to his lips in a hush motion. Okay٫ maybe one more wouldn't hur—Or never mind...Before you could even properly admire it٫ Deuce ran over٫ snatched the glass٫ and downed it. He looked at your somewhat horrified expression like a guilty puppy. Neither Jade nor Floyd looked all too pleased.
"Oh my٫ if you're really that eager for a new dirtied dish٫ how about you join the sea anemones nose deep in them٫" Jade wrapped his punishment as an offer and motioned to Floyd to drag Deuce to the kitchen.
Floyd groaned٫ seemingly not to happy at the moment٫ but complied. He grabbed the anemone on Deuce's head and began to drag him along. You could hear Deuce's whined out "ow"'s until they were too far to make out.
"I'm terribly sorry about those two. The new batch of sea anemones are just so stubborn this time around٫" Jade sighed.
"Yeah...٫" you nervously agreed. Yeah٫ that was your sign you'd had enough...
"Phew. The crowds're finally dying down٫" Jack sighed in relied.
"You practically put that rush in a headlock and gave it a noogie! 'Preciate the helping hand, Little Shrimpy and pal٫" Floyd praised in his own weird way.
"Hold on. I practically worked my tail off the whole time while they got to stop and get free drinks half way through٫ but I'M 'pal'?!" Jack huffed٫ but then met your gaze and quickly mellowed into more of a pout٫ "No offense or anything٫ I mean..."
Before any other words could be said٫ the very reason you were here finally decided to show himself.
"You got a veritable madhouse of customers under control. Most impressive indeed."
"My apologies for the wait. The VIP room is ready now. Right this way, if you would٫" the housewarden instructed٫ "Jade. Floyd. Get our customers some tea."
"Right away, sir٫" they replied in tandem.
"But٫ Azul٫ a quick moment first?" Jade politely request.
"Very well. Make it quick٫ though٫" Azul agreed.
The door was then closed٫ leaving just you and Jack inside. It kinda felt like a way of saying you weren't seen as a threat.
"What IS this place? Are we really still on school property?" Jack gawked at the room٫ then singled out the most obvious thing٫ "Look at that huge vault...It's like some kinda bank."
The two of you looked around at the stuff on the shelves until Azul returned٫ Jade and Floyd following right behind him.
"All right, that's enough rubbernecking. Please, have a seat."
You both scurried over to the couch opposite of Azul and the Tweels. You sat down first٫ then Jack set right next to you like some big guard dog. The three of them seemed to take a mental note about it.
"So, what would you like to discuss with me?"
"I'd like you to free the students you're forcing to work for you٫" you stated.
Azul laughed٫ "Ha ha ha! Goodness me. That's quite the demand to make right out the gate. You would ask me to release all 225 students from their contracts with me?"
You bamboozled that many people?! That's nuts!" Jack gaped٫ utterly bewildered. You nudged him with your foot and gave him a look.
"Yes, well, Jade and Floyd did a bit of proactive market outreach this year. Thanks to that, l've had no shortage of clients ready to strike up deals with me٫" Azul boasted٫ but soon got back on track٫ "Now, ___—as for your request to free these students...I am not forcing them to labor under any undue duress. They made a contract with me, and they willingly consented to the terms laid out in writing. Contracts are ironclad agreements not subject to intervention from outside parties on any emotional basis. 'Poor, unfortunate souls' they are not. To put it more bluntly: your protestations will avail you nothing, no matter how much you might kick and scream."
You hated to admit it٫ but he had really good points. You also REALLY didn't want it to come to this...
"Fine. Let's make a deal٫" you looked him in the eyes so you wouldn't look scared of him. You've already faced not one٫ but two overblots! You weren't gonna be intimidated by some wimp who uses two really scary bodyguards to do his dirty work! You just hoped your palms weren't bleeding from how deep you were digging your nails into them.
"Wait, what?! Have you lost it?!" Jack yelped٫ looking at you like you might really have. honestly٫ you thought you might've٫ too. Wasn't this what started this whole mess? Still٫ it was your only shot at fixing it.
"Oho. You want to make a deal with me? Now there's an interesting proposal٫" Azul grinned with satisfaction.
"Aha ha! Little Shrimpy's got some guts!" Floyd pointed out with delightful amusement.
Azul thought on it٫ "Hm. Now, while your interest is duly noted...There's a wee bit of a snag. You see, ___, my understanding is that you have no innate magical power. The one thing I found that I could use would also have me a dead man in the eyes of select few."
You had a pretty good idea what he was implying٫ for once not surprised someone found out since he had Stalker #2 and #3 working for him. Neither was Stalker #1 Stalker #1 was #1 for a reason...
Jack also seemed to have caught onto what and put both an arm and his tail over you in a protective manner٫ a low growl slowly forming from his chest. Only proving the conman's point...Just to be sure٫ you put a hand on his arm in hopes that he wouldn't actually do anything and ruin your one shot at this.
Azul carried on٫ "Considering the big ask you're making of me, I would need considerable collateral."
"Such as?" Jack gritted out٫ thankfully not doing anything rash like two other idiots you know would.
"Hm, I don't know...Just off the top of my head, how about usage rights for Ramshackle Dorm, which is presently under ___'s supervision?"
So he wanted the one thing that was your sole reason for helping those idiotic assholes?! What was even the point?! You JUST replace up all the old٫ rusty locks!
Thankfully٫ Jack butted in for you٫ "Hey...Was that your whole angle from the—"
"Grim, how long have you been there?" You just about shouted. And was he seriously trying to sign up for you?! Did he forget you also live in Ramshackle or something?!
"I can't TAKE it anymore! My fur ain't for washin' dishes!" The direbeast noisily complained.
"Ducking out of work to eavesdrop on others is hardly employee-of-the-month behavior, Grim٫" Jade tutted٫ "Floyd, eject him."
"Now, now. Let's not be hasty, gentlemen٫" Azul interrupted٫ "___, the lone student at your dorm has weighed in on the matter. What say you? Will you put Ramshackle Dorm up as collateral and make a contract with me?"
"___, don't do it! You know he's just gonna name some unreasonable terms you could never possibly meet٫" Jack warned.
It seemed only now did Grim seem remember that losing Ramshackle would affect you as well. He immediately started trying to backpedal٫ "Ac—Actually٫ who would even want some lame٫ run-down junk! Anything belonging to the Great Grim is much mor—"
"What are your terms for granting my wish?" You asked٫ cutting Grim off.
You felt terrible for the poor thing. You couldn't bare the sight of how tired he was after being worked like a mule. Just the sight of beloved fur so matted and dull pained you. Deep down٫ you blamed yourself because you knew he just wanted to show off his high grade to you and make you proud. Rather you liked it or not٫ you and Grim were family now٫ and you were determined to help him fix his mistakes.
"Here's the deal...٫" Azul began٫ "I bid you pilfer a certain photograph from the Atlantica Memorial Museum in the Coral Sea before the sun sets on the third day from now."
"You want us to steal a piece of art?!" Jack shouted.
Out the corner of your eye٫ you noticed Jade looked a bit surprised by something.
"A photo٫" the housewarden corrected٫ "One commemorating a visit to the museum from Prince Rielle, taken ten years ago."
"Gonna need more detail than that٫" Jack demanded.
Hold it٫ since when was he the one signing because he seemed to be interrogating Azul the most. Wow٫ wait to take your spotlight AND your heroic deed.
"It's a photo panel placed right near the museum entrance. It has no historic value whatsoever. Borrowing it would not cause any particular fuss٫" Azul elaborated.
"Then why do you want it at all?" Grim wondered. You were about to ask the same thing.
"Heh. What's the point of a challenge if it's not challenging? If I were to concoct a trifling errand, I would simply be giving away my end of it, wouldn't I? I'm not running a charity here."
"Really? Wait٫ so you're telling me that all the proceeds from your slave labor aren't going going toward buying shoes for footless orphans?" You sarcastically added. Your comment got a few snickers from the Tweels. Azul was not as amused.
Jade started to give a small summary on the place٫ "The Atlantica Memorial Museum is a renowned tourist attraction that houses a good twenty different cultural artifacts. That includes the Silver Hair Comb, a Coral Sea national treasure, and the Mermaid Princess's Prized Cork Openers, among others. We're not asking you to find a speck of gold dust on the seabed here."
"Oh, hey, didn't we go there on an elementary school field trip once?" Floyd remembered.
Jack stopped them٫ "Hold on. The nation of the Coral Sea is at the bottom of the ocean, right? It's not exactly hospitable to land mammals like us with no fins or gills. I think you're askin' too much here."
Grim was quick to agree٫ "What he said! I can't breathe underwater, y'know!"
"That sounds like a 'you' problem...is what I would normally say, but fear not. I will provide you with our very own magic potions. They'll enable you to breathe underwater٫" Azul went on٫ showing you all the potion٫ the immediately went back to his rambling٫ "Once, when a poor little mermaid princess fell in love with a human, the Sea Witch was kind enough to grant her legs to walk upon the earth. And really, what are any of us without a sense of charity? Heh heh heh. So, what do you say? Do we have a deal? Will you agree to a contract with me? I'm afraid I don't have all day, so if you could make your decision now, l'd appreciate it. Chop, chop!"
Was he serious? He was the one that was just boring you to death with all his senseless rambles!
"It's a deal٫" you agreed.
"Excellent! Go ahead and sign the scroll, then٫" Azul directed.
"Mhm...٫" you hummed٫ taking the contact into your own hands.
You weren't stupid. You saw what happened to the rest when they didn't read the whole thing all the way through.
Impatiently٫ Azul questioned٫ "Why aren't you signing yet?"
"What? Conman nervous that a potential victim's not dumb enough to just sign?" You remarked. That time your comment seemed to get him since he let out an amused scoff.
After reading through the whole thing٫ you finally signed the contract.
"Heh heh heh...There we are. Signature received. The contract is now in effect. Should you successfully steal the photo from the Atlantica Memorial Museum and bring it to me before sunset on the third day from now...I give you my word that I will release the 225 sea anemones currently doing my bidding. Should you fail at your challenge, however...Ramshackle Dorm will belong to me, and as a student of that dorm, you will do as i say!"
What did you just sign yourself up for...? You'd say you just made a deal with the devil٫ but honestly the devil may have been more forgiving.
"Jade. Floyd. If you could kindly walk our guest home?" Azul ordered٫ "I'll see you in three days."
"Oho. So this is Ramshackle Dorm. This is my first time inside, and already I'm smitten by its charm٫" Jade observed٫ looking around the place with Floyd. "It's close to school as well. It would be a perfect site for a Mostro Lounge branch cafe."
"There's ghosts living here, right? That sounds rad٫" Floyd added.
"Why're you guys followin' us inside, anyway?" Grim asked.
"Yeah٫ didn't Azul just say to walk us home?" You questioned٫ too.
"Uh, 'cause this place is collateral in a deal between ___ and Azul? Duh?" Floyd answered٫ as if it were as plain as day.
"Unlike the rest of you, ___ has no power to put up as collateral. So we're confiscating the dorm instead."
"Wait٫ wait٫ wait! This wasn't said or written ANYWHERE!" You argued.
"Yeah٫ it was. It was implied٫~" Floyd grinned at your confusion٫ taking the opportunity to squish your cheeks in his hand again.
"This dorm belongs to Azul until you hold up your end of the bargain. Hence, I'm sorry to say that I must ask you to vacate the premises immediately٫" Jade put a hand on his chest in fake sympathy.
"Don't worry, we'll give you time to pack your stuff. So nice, right?" Floyd basked in his self-praise.
"Once this dorm officially enters Azul's possession, we will be disposing of all personal belongings in it. I suggest you prepare accordingly٫" the former warned.
"Heh heh heh. Don't worry! We'll give it all back if you bring us the photo before the third sunset٫" the ladder reassured. There eery chuckles didn't do much to warm the heart٫ though.
"MRAAAH! I gotta save all the tuna!" Grim shouted and scurried off.
"What a mess٫" you grumbled beneath you breath. You started towards the stairs٫ knowing you'd probably end up having to back for the both of you since Grim would most likely only remember his tuna.
"Hey٫ Little Shrimpy٫" Floyd called out. Stopping for only a second٫ you already felt that familiar weight press against you. "If ya need somewhere to stay٫ Octavinelle has some room."
You heard Jade's footsteps on the creaky floorboards as he approached you٫ as well. He also seemed just as taken with the idea.
"Yes٫ I'm sure Azul wouldn't mind all that much. And even if he did٫ you're so small we could always just sneak you in if need be٫" Jade teased٫ crouching down to your level and squeezing your cheeks in one hand just like his brother would.
Floyd burst into laughter٫ "Ha ha ha! I remember when we did that all the time when little! Y'know٫ Little Shrimpy٫ once we collected our own colony of sea snails and didn't get caught for weeks!"
Currently٫ you didn't know if you felt scared by the prospect or amused at the thought of these two terrifying guys as little kids.
"What happened when you got caught...?" You hesitantly asked.
"Oh٫ Mother and Father were furious٫" Jade recalled with mirth٫ "They had us bring them somewhere us and then would pat us down anytime we returned home for months after that."
The memory made you chuckle. The thought of a baby Jade and Floyd being scolded was fairly entertaining.
"You should totally stay with us٫ Little Shrimpy٫" Floyd encouraged.
"We can make you more of those drinks٫ and even snacks if you like٫" Jade contributed.
The thought did entice you. However٫ if you went then Grim would go٫ too–you both were a package deal—and if Grim stayed at Octavinelle٫ they might make him work more than he already was.
"Sorry٫ but it's gonna be a no٫" you apologized٫ maneuvering yourself out of both of their holds.
"I go where Grim goes٫ and I don't think he'd be very happy staying there of all places٫" you elaborated٫ slowly walking backwards up the stairs.
"Very well. If you change your mind٫ don't be afraid to find us٫" Jade calmly stated٫ but you could tell he was a couple moods away from a pout like his brother's.
You nodded and hurried up the stairs to pack. Finally alone with your thoughts٫ you started to reflect. Wow٫ no way were those drinks that good that you were actually considering rooming with the creepier version of the twins from The Ring...What was in that stuff?!
"Are you two all set?" Jade asked.
"Peace, Little Shrimpy and Baby Seal!
See you around!" Floyd promised. It felt more like a threat in your opinion.
"Remember٫ if you ever find yourself in need of lodging٫ our offer still stands٫" Jade reminded.
Then٫ you were kicked out of your own dorm. Out in the cold. Life couldn't be better...
"Hey! Wait! Say that to my face! NOBODY CALLS ME A BABY SEEEAAAL!"
You watched as Grim clawed at the door٫ his efforts most definitely in vain. You imagined the Tweels were laughing at him on the other side of the door. It didn't take long for the wind to pick up٫ the chill in the air growing worse because of it.
"Brr...Guess we're roughin' it tonight. This stinks٫" Grim grumbled٫ waddling his way into your arms.
"We'd better start looking for some cover٫" you sighed.
You didn't like it٫ but you knew Heartslabyul would let you stay. Since...the incident...you weren't all too comfortable at that dorm٫ and at night especially. Not to even mention sleeping there...But٫ if it was your only option٫ you supposed you could suck it up for Grim.
"Hey, ___! Grim!" You heard Deuce call for you. You looked around and saw him with Ace and Jack outside of Ramshackle's gates. You and Grim hurried over to them.
"Myah! Are you guys here to help?" Grim hopefully asked.
"Hm...Not to help you, but it's kind of our fault that ___ is out in the cold," Ace admitted٫ "It'd also for sure be on us if you slept outside and caught a cold or somethin'..."
"What is it with you and posturin'?" Grim complained. Ace ignore him.
"We've talked with Housewarden Rosehearts٫" Deuce informed٫ "We can offer you a place safe from the elements if you don't mind sharing a room..."
Despite the dark٫ the red dusting his cheeks could still easily be seen.
"You guys are gonna cram ANOTHER two bodies into your already overly crowded dorm house?" Jack skeptically questioned٫ "And what, does Heartslabyul not have any empty rooms?"
Honestly٫ you felt you wouldn't get much peace even if they did have those...You also wouldn't put it past them to lie that there were none just to share a bed...
"Since nobody in our dorm ever drops out or gets held back, it's always at full capacity٫" Deuce elaborated with a shrug.
"Then...why don't you come to Savanaclaw Dorm instead?" Jack offered٫ to embarrassed about the kind act to look you in the eyes.
Dumb٫ Dumber٫ and Dumbest let out a collective "HUH?!"
Jack went on to explain٫ "I acted like I was doin' you a favor by sticking around for those negotiations with Azul, but l didn't actually contribute at all. And considering how much we owe you for everything that went down at the Spelldrive tournament, Leona and the others won't make a peep about it."
All of a sudden٫ you felt a pair of hands cover your ears like when an adult covers a child's to swear around them. You quickly realized it was Ace since he was the only one not currently in your range of sight. He was also really bad at whisper-yelling. Even with how he was covering your ears٫ you could still hear everything. Plus٫ even if you couldn't hear٫ you could still lip read! Why must you be surrounded by creeps٫ but stupid ones at that...
"Hey! We already called dibs!" Ace started to argue.
"What...?" Jack questioned٫ visibly confused.
"Yeah! We already managed to get a good plan goin'!" Deuce agreed٫ "We even got our other two roommates to room with other people for the night!"
"Won't...certain others...complain about them staying with you instead of them?" Jack pushed further٫ crossing his arms.
The two of you already shared a look at about their stupidity. Despite having more sensitive hearing than humans٫ he could tell just by the way Ace was covering your ears you could still hear. He could also get from your expression that this kind of scheming happened often.
"Yeah٫ Housewarden already said that we'll probably cause them to not get proper sleep so we only get one night٫" Deuce lamented.
"Stupid tyrant's obviously just jealous and was looking for a good reason to be a perv or something٫" Ace complained.
"I'm pretty sure you’re just projecting about the perv thing٫" Deuce grumbled.
"Don't I get a say in this?!" Grim demanded.
"Yeah٫ you get a say on sleeping alone٫" Ace teased.
"I think it's a bit too late to say they can't choose٫" Jack pointed out٫ "And I'm pretty sure covering their ears like that isn't helping your case."
Ace let out an exaggerated groan then scoffed٫ "Fine!"
"Hey٫ ___," Deuce spoke up٫ "Would you rather stay Heartslabyul or Savanaclaw?"
"I think I'd rather Savanaclaw...٫" you answered٫ trying not too seem to eager to decline Heartslabyul. You took notice at how Jack's tail had started to swish back and forth after you said your answer٫ but didn't say anything about it.
"You cool with that٫ Grim?" Ace asked٫ basically pleading with Grim to change your mind.
"I'm fine with whatever my henchhuman chooses٫" the furball in your arms declared٫ causing visible pouts to form between the other two.
"Great, then we'd better get back٫" Jack announced٫ "It's almost midnight as it is..." Jack broke out into a yawn٫ causing you to yawn too.
"Okay, see you tomorrow٫" Ace sighed.
"Have a good night٫" Deuce added.
You watched the two leave for a bit before heading off yourselves. The walk was mainly quiet٫ but more of a comfortable quiet. For once٫ after what felt like forever٫ you felt almost safe to just walk with your guard dropped.
"Not a chance٫" Leona denied.
"You didn't even pause before answering...٫" Jack muttered.
"No pets allowed in the dorm. They shed all over the place٫" the lion stated٫ motioned to the living ball of fur in your arms.
"First of all, I AIN'T NO PET. Second of all, I DO NOT!" Grim denied٫ vehemently defending his honor٫ "Aren't you guys, like, a billion times furrier than me?!"
"This is about you, not us٫" Ruggie shrugged٫ his usual grin spread across his face.
"Well٫ what about ___? It's either here or Heartslabyul٫" Jack explained. There was also Octavinelle٫ but you decided that was not a viable option.
"You know how guys 'round here feel 'bout herbivores like them Jack. If anything happens٫ that's all on you٫" Leona grinned.
"I understand٫ Housewarden٫" Jack nodded.
"Herbivores are a lotta work٫ ya know٫" Leona dragged on٫ giving away that he was just messing around. "'specially that one."
Ruggie happily joined in٫ "Yeah. You gotta feed 'em٫ water 'em٫ train٫ entertain٫ blah٫ blah٫ blah."
"I'm not a dog!" You huffed.
"Yeah٫ dogs behave better٫" the third year teased.
"Well٫ since there's no clean empty rooms٫ I'll be ever so generous and let you room with me instead of Jack's cramped freshman bedroom٫" Ruggie proposed and slung an arm around your shoulder٫ "All I would like in exchange is a portion of my choosing from your lunch every day you're here."
"Not happening!" Grim denied.
"You're no fun...٫" the hyena pouted.
You heard Leona audibly groan before letting out exasperated sigh.
"I guess they can room with me for now٫" the lion relented.
"Ruggie's still recoverin' from the Spelldrive competition so he's been working slow. You two can stay in exchange for helpin' pick back up the pace. So٫ how 'bout it?" Leona grinned. Of course he wasn't doing this out of the kindness of his heart; it was from the laziness of his ass.
"I guess it's better than nothing٫" you supposed.
"Phew. At least now we don't gotta sleep outside٫" Grim sighed in relief.
"All right. Jack, bring some spare bedding to Leona's room٫" Ruggie directed.
"I'm surprised you haven't already run off to take this as an opportunity for a break٫" Leona jabbed.
"I'd feel bad to leave such poor souls alone with someone like you٫" Ruggie quipped back.
"Okay, herbivores. Get the lead out and follow me."
"Daaang! Now this is a wild man's room!" Grim thought aloud٫ openly admiring the dorm room.
"Quit yer gawkin'٫" Leona retorted٫ picking up a few things from where they were definitely out of place in as he passed them before tossing them in some random corner. "I'm goin' to bed now, and if you disturb my sleep, I'll turn you into shag carpet."
The lion growled as a threat. It was pretty hard to be threatening٫ though٫ whenever you pass out right after hitting the pillow.
"He was out in literally three seconds!" Grim exclaimed. Okay٫ but like that was pretty impressive.
On one hand٫ you were curious to know how deep of a sleeper he was. On the other٫ you kinda wanted to live to see tomorrow.
Wait٫ where did he expect you to sleep? You were never really told. He also passed out before you could ask any questions. You debated on it and mentally weighed your options as you got ready to sleep.
Ultimately٫ you decided the bed looked the most comfortable. There was no way that his ass was so fat that he needed a whole queen size to himself. Somehow٫ you managed to push him over just enough for you and Grim to get comfortable and fall asleep.
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