History Always Repeats Itself

this was a revelation i was ill prepared for

I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.

if you’re a praying mantis, it can be all three at once

“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines

a fourth, more aggressive vine: “PATRICIA”

how could you leave out “nice going, Ron”

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody 

you recognized it

people who change their phone’s font to that squiggly one are not to be trusted

do you ever think about the impact “this bitch empty” girl?? Like she created a whole new verb that has a very specific meaning but pretty much all millennial and gen zs understand it. do you think she knows the scale of what she’s done??? because honestly what a legend

god i wish i was writing cuneiform notes about my grains on clay tablets in ancient sumer right now

I have been deeply in love with the seemingly nonsensical answer for such a long time, this is unbelievable and wonderful and I adore it so much- what a paradigm shift!!

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

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